Sashimi Fillet Artisan???? @ingansasimi_2
That “T-jax” bitch is fucking strong, won’t lose even once, it’s so goddamn disgusting.
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Die Even Then Repeat-Chart Parrot @Mydaegal_X
Replying to @ingansasimi_2
Pohang-hang lolol (ᵔᗜᵔ) Pohang-hang-hang???? Pohah-hah-hang???????? ⚓???? Pohang-hang lolol (ᵔᗜᵔ) Pohang-hang-hang?????? Pohah-hah-hang???????? ⚓???? You “carp” asshole acting up again, cooldown must be over. Pohang-hang lolol (ᵔᗜᵔ)???????????? ⚓???? Pohang-hang-hang???????? “Won’t lose” my ass lolol. Pohang-hang lolol (ᵔᗜᵔ) Pohang-hang-hang???? Pohah-hah-hang???????? ⚓???? Just fuck off.
(Partially frozen ❄) I’m so tired @iamsopigon
Can’t we just not feed the trolls…? Every time I watch B-app I get stressed as hell and I’m fucking exhausted… Why do they keep responding to trolls…? At first it was satisfying, but now I wish they’d stop. I turned on the stream to heal watching the kids and I end up leaving with my mental trashed… The more I watch, the more it feels like they’re doing it on purpose, like they’re picking only those comments to read because they’re aiming for it.
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????Zero One Comeback Waiting Squad???? @CB_hungrydan
Replying to @iamsopigon
I get what you mean, but the idiots writing those comments are the problem—kids didn’t do anything wrong, so why does your conclusion land there? lololol You should seriously just take a break from stanning, yeah.
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[Anon Entertainment Chat] “01” 2nd anniversary B-app went live, not even an hour and the vibe’s already fucked [51]
Yeah 202N.05.13 │ Views: 661
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It’s a full-on funeral home. On a day like this, have some basic awareness.
My bias keeps watching the room and it’s so painful I could die.
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>>Instead of chanting “my bias is so pitiful” in here, go to B-app and leave the kids some supportive comments.
>>Holy fuck lolol an akgae is just openly shitting out a post. Nobody gives a single shit who your bias is~
└ The mental-illness demons came in hard and they finally snapped, huh.
>>“Awareness” my ass—pretty sure you’re the one who has none, lol.
└ 222 Who the hell are you to talk about “awareness”? This is beyond ridiculous.
It was obvious there wouldn’t be only good reactions. First, shut that bastard’s mouth. If I can just stop him from bringing it up any more, that’s enough. Please, read good comments, not bad ones. There are tons of supportive comments, fuck.
Go Youngin decided to cut in naturally before Pyo Jaeho made it even worse. It was better than reacting too hard and making a bigger deal out of it.
‘Don’t feed the trolls… Right, ignore this. The troll, and Pyo Jaeho too.’
If it were up to me, I’d just take the tablet out of Pyo Jaeho’s hands and ask what the hell he thinks he’s doing.
[ Condition 20│A kind idol leader gladly helps members. ]
No, fuck. Ignoring it didn’t mean I wasn’t helping. This is helping, okay? In its own way?
Arguing back at the Status Window in my head, I leaned toward the tablet PC Pyo Jaeho was holding and scanned the comments as they came into view.
The moment I thought I needed to change the subject fast—before the Status Window and Pyo Jaeho opened their mouths again—Pyo Jaeho went and bought himself a line he didn’t need to say.
“‘Jaeho oppa, do you know you can’t close your left eye and poke your right cheek?’ Why can’t I. Who even said something that weird—”
The whole time he read comments, Pyo Jaeho wore the face of someone hearing total nonsense.
Even while I poked his right cheek for him, as a clear “shut up,” I didn’t take my eyes off the comment window. Jesus, you can’t hold it in for two seconds? Normally, sure, but today you’re way past the acceptable limit.
Thankfully, Pyo Jaeho only twitched his eyebrows in complaint. Maybe he still had enough awareness that we were live, because he didn’t open his mouth any further. He wasn’t completely clueless… and yet he still was. He was the kind of guy you never really figured out.
My eyes started spinning even faster as I stared at the comments.
‘Hmm… okay, for now, any harmless comment… anything…’
>>If you saw this post, please pat your head.
>>????????????????????????????
>>What is that behind you? Something’s moving.
>> ❤ Marry me ❤ (translated from Arabic)
>> Oppa, it’s my birthday today, please tell me happy birthday.
>> OPPA SAY MY NAME PLZ TT
>> Would you please read my comment? (translated from Japanese)
>> ................................................=•=
>> Ugh why’d you have to turn on B-app now, even just a little later, please 😭
>> What are they talking about right now?
>> What is that cowlick, it’s so cute 😭😭😭😭
>> Sebin, say something. Not TMI— you never say anything. What are you even doing?
>> say hello to mahalchita
>> Why do you keep ignoring my comment?
>> I have an exam this time, please just say “fighting” once 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
‘Nothing…’
I scrolled through, and there wasn’t a single comment that looked totally safe to answer without causing trouble. My face was starting to go dead when—
>>For the 2nd anniversary, let’s do a Q&A time for the first time in a while~~
‘Q&A time? Questions and answers… Aion asks, Zero One answers. What would Aion want to ask Zero One the most right now…’
…Ah, shit. That. That thing. How was I not thinking of it?
If there wasn’t a decent comment, I was about to just pretend there was one and say anything at all. But I found a workable comment—and on top of that, a method popped into my head without me even trying.
My dying face revived in an instant and brightened.
‘Fuck, yeah. There is no bigger troll-bait than that right now.’
Originally, we were going to spend more time reading comments, but if we did that, I couldn’t even imagine what would come out of Pyo Jaeho’s mouth next. For now, push this along as-is, get through what we’re scheduled to do next, and then drop it at the very end—blow it up.
“Aions are saying it’s been a while, so let’s do a Q&A time. Actually, while we were talking, there was content we were planning to do anyway. Sebin hyung, do you want to start first?”
Even now, what I’d glimpsed earlier while reading comments—about Im Sebin—kept snagging in my sight. It felt bad to just pass it over, and anyway, sitting next to him was literally because I was trying to keep talking to him like this.
Im Sebin, who’d assumed the question would go to someone else, hesitated at being addressed directly—then reflexively put on a gentle smile.
In front of the camera right now, Im Sebin was calm, wearing a composed smile that suited the oldest member no matter who looked at him.
“…Sure. Then I’ll go first.”
Watching him like this, if Cheon Sayun was the type who could skillfully control both expression and behavior, then Im Sebin looked like the type who saved words from the start, keeping his mouth shut as much as possible and acting quietly on the surface—because he was afraid his naturally prickly personality might slip out.
“I think we’ll each share one thing about our past that we’ve never told Aion before—pre-debut TMI.”
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????HOT! [Entertainment Live Thread] Youngins’ 2nd anniversary live broadcast megathread???????? [999+]
Yeah 202N.05.13 │ Views: 40,036
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(https://www.Blive.tv/post/8-245216455)
↑ Live broadcast link!
Waaahhhhhh our kids are backkkkkk!!! Hurry to B-app go go go go go
Your humble OP Aion has had chicken on order and been waiting since earlier.
Everyone grab snacks and come?????
+) OP ordered one more whole chicken ㅎㅅㅎ
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>> Jaeho really keeps picking only the “top 3” troll questions for B-app... like he’s selecting them with tweezers.
>> Our Jaeho. Don’t do everything you want—let’s do just a little less.
>> Meanwhile the other members are all way too calm, which makes it even funnier. Nobody can stop him. A chaotic youngest and four blank-staring hyungs lololololololol
>> Fuck, it’s true the whole comment window is just wrecked today. There’s no safe lane.
>> Comment section disaster, agreed. Stop spamming unfunny bits.
>> Ah lolololol honestly that left-eye-whatever thing—no joke—I’ve been seeing it for months.
>> Sigh, fuck. You can only ride a trend in moderation if you want it to be fun. This is second verse, third verse, pure overkill.
>> lololololololololol Deputy Cheek Poke delivered it, Youngin lolololololololol
>> He didn’t even look and just poked randomly, so it wasn’t the cheek, it was basically the cheekbone, right? lololol Go Youngin you dummy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
>> Kitty, if you keep doing that, a hardline cutie mega-otaku like me won’t be able to take it.
>> Is it just me, or did Youngin look fine earlier? But right now he suddenly looks like total mush lolololol
>> lolololol ah 😭😭😭 Youngin looks like he’s having pupil-quakes. He can’t keep up with how fast the comments are scrolling, can he? His eyes don’t get a second of rest lololol
>> Oh, he’s alive again.
>> lolololol why’s he so happy? Look at him suddenly fully recharged lololol 700 lololol
>> ????????.What?..????????????..murmurmurmur..????????????????????????????????????????????????????..????????????????????.murmurmurmur..????????????????????..????????????????????????.murmurmurmur..????????
>> Can I get my hopes up? Our kids’ past is basically covered in a veil, isn’t it? Fuck, finally.
>> Holy shit, Sebin came from a crazy prestigious school. No wonder he’s got that refined vibe. That face AND he’s smart too? What do we even do with that, fuck.
>> I can feel a wall from Sebin all of a sudden; perfect.
>> That school is seriously one of those “everyone who knows, knows” famous schools, yeah... I know because an acquaintance’s acquaintance went there... It’s wild it never became a rumor until now.
>> AAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Youngin said it!!!!!!!!!! Go Youngin and Kyeon Inwoo went to the same school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Neighbors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long-term waiting wins!!!!!!!
>> Fuck fuck fuck is this real? For years it was just one-sided and our cat never said anything so fans treated it like “you heard it in a dream,” an unofficial-official that wasn’t official—now it became real official.
>> Wasn’t this just an oral legend? I heard it in passing around debut and then it never got mentioned again, so it was basically an ancient artifact everyone forgot—now the artifact woke up in the ruins;;;
>> lololol hey but why does Kyeon Inwoo look more shocked than we are? lolololololololol
>> Dangwoo, what’s with that face? Why’s he so startled? lololololololol
>> I hope they come back to B-app sometime and tell detailed school-days stories. I’m SO curious what they used to buy at the snack bar 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
>> dgdgdgdg Sayun, let’s go!
>> Oh wow, did Cheon Angel live abroad for a little while as a kid?! I thought he lived in heaven and came down, haha.
>> Tell us why too... fuck, are you really going to leave us with just that? 😭😭😭
>> His face when he says “that’s still a secret” is so perfect that I want to be the one and only stain in Cheon Sayun’s life.
>> I’m dying to see what Pyo Jaeho is going to say. What kind of kid was Pyo Jaeho as a child? Did he say “nope” with that same expression like he’s collected the entire world’s indifference, blankness, and boredom into a three-piece set, or was he actually innocent like a normal kid at that age?
>> “Pyo Jaeho” and “innocent” might be the two least compatible words in the universe, why are you putting them together, fuck;; I’m shook;;;
>> But wow, they’re actually telling us properly, huh? Except for the “dangcatz were classmates” thing, this is all stuff I’m hearing for the first time.
>> Honestly isn’t it weirder that none of this was known till now? These days if you search even a little, it comes up fast.
>> Dunno why, but people said the DD boss tried to push our kids as “mysterious” at first, so there wasn’t much they started out properly revealing, fuck—“mysterious concept” in the 21st century lolololololololol
>> Exactly lololol Like, you’d think a few things would’ve gotten out, but hmm lololol
I hadn’t meant to confirm-kill the “classmates with Kyeon Inwoo” thing, but the moment it came to “talk about your childhood,” my mouth went dry like it had been stuffed shut, and I couldn’t get words out—so I didn’t really have a choice.
Kyeon Inwoo actually looked like he was about to faint from shock, so I regretted it for about one second, but what was I supposed to do? I’d already said it once before. Still, I don’t get why he’s the one more shocked.
He stared at me with a face that clearly said, “Why the hell are you the one saying that?” and I almost snapped without meaning to. Fuck—if you hated it that much, you shouldn’t have let anything slip in the first place. Kyeon Inwoo was strange, too. How did he even recognize me and bring it up?
If he recognized me, he could’ve said something when I came in as a trainee. Did he say something back then? Or did he?
‘If I could remember properly, I’d know whether to talk or not.’
And if I talk again, I don’t even know which moment—how old, which “childhood”—I’m supposed to talk about. I don’t even remember what I did back then clearly, so how am I supposed to talk? As for trainee days…
Time passed faster than I expected. None of us were the chatty type, so we used to get told it was boring if we were left alone, but it felt like we’d easily gone past an hour. I’d thought we’d be lucky to make it past thirty minutes, but surprisingly, it wasn’t like that.
‘It’s about time to start wrapping up and say the most important thing.’
Yeah. Since it’s come to this, let’s cover troll-bait with bigger troll-bait. They’re going to find out soon anyway, and on a day like this, maybe it’s better to tell them in advance.