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Frogs don’t boil like Eggs do

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Saturday April 17th 1:06pm

Flik

I'm running late, let me know if she's cuteFull novel: Frogs don’t boil like Eggs do — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

1:34pm

Is she wearing those clothes I got you?

1:40pm

She is cute. (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

You coward!! ヘ⁠(⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠ヘ

1:46pm

Is this a date? (⁠~⁠ ̄⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠~

Are you out here today buying her more clothes?

Where did you get money for more clothes.

Ask her if she wants some of mine. (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠。⁠*⁠♡ They might not fit And I might be using it as an excuse to get a pretty girl to visit my house ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

don't tell her I said that

1:53pm

Move aside you utter hat stand

You're blocking the cute girl (⁠ノ⁠≧⁠∇⁠≦⁠)⁠ノ⁠ ⁠ミ⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ Why are you wearing a coat?

1:59pm

Don't try to escape me

I look so suspicious hiding back here (⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠; just make a window for me to join in on the conversation 2:04pm We should have planned how to do this ahead of time 2:05pm Don't give me that look Hindsight is 20/20 ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠`⁠)⁠┌ 2:14pm You're taking her to buy her first bra?

You said I could date her, this is totally first date activities according to the stories I read online it is anyway 2:16pm I can't just watch and wait while you two have titillating fun without me (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ 2:25pm Where did you go?

2:31pm

I think I saw your girl in the food court, are you still on your date or did you ditch her?

3:11pm

I totally should have introduced myself earlier.

She totally has a crush on you ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

3:12pm

G-Money

What?

Are you insane?

I'm pretty sure Amity hates me.

3:13pm

Flik

Well I hate you too. ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

Totally failed as a wingman

G-Money

Why are you trying to date a trans woman? Are you looking for exotic women?

Flik

I already dated a trans woman before. I've dated all kinds of women Except a cougar or a MILF Couldn't convince anyone's mom to date me yet But someday...I will become someone's dad by banging their mom ୧⁠(⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠ ⁠Д⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠ ⁠)⁠୨ 3:15pm G-Money Then why the interest in Amity?

3:17pm

Flik

If you're involved in all of someone's firsts they can't help but think of you often To stain them your colour as they grow into themselves Plus I think freshly cracked eggs are the cutest. (⁠~⁠ ̄⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠~

I can always tell when someone's secretly trans G-Money Really? 100% of the time?

Flik

Every time, I've never been wrong ୧⁠(⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠ ⁠Д⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠ ⁠)⁠୨ 3:18pm Though we should have checked if she was gay before you promised her to me G-Money Don't make it sound like I was selling her hand to raise my station 3:19pm Flik If we're talking riches, them thighs were pretty good 3:23pm G-Money Wait, why do you think Amity isn't gay?

Does is count as gay if she likes girls?

Flik

Yeah, she's a girlthing, I'm a girlthing

If two girlthings like each other that's gay

G-Money

Chat, is it gay to be gay?

Flik

She kept giving you the eyes man (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠~⁠♪ The "look how physical I am with women and not you" eyes I would know, I used that to fuck with guys like you all though high school Don't know why so many guys wanted to try and hook up with me 3:41pm You're a good egg Gavin.

You treat me like a human, you're barely a guy at all Or you're ace Do you get boners?

Also don't answer that, I regret asking (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

3:43pm

G-Money

You know not saying things is free

Saturday 17th April 3:16pm

Amity

Write up another IOU for $70

Saturday 17th April 4:28pm

Ground_Floor()

What would you say if I told a friend I knew how to take a security tag off a stolen thing but when I tried it didn't come off?

4:30pm

Fork_bomb.zip

That you assumed it was magnets.

Send me a pic of the widget

Ground_Floor()

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4:32pm

Fork_bomb.zip

Come over tomorrow, I have a 3D printed jig we can use And as thanks for getting me marked present last week we can detonate the pack afterwards if it's one of the dye pack ones Ground_Floor()

You know how to cheer a human creature up

4:47pm

Fork_bomb.zip

Also, who steals a bra?

Took me a sec to work out what that even was.

Ground_Floor()

I saw the price and agreed with them, $150 for underwear is too much Fork_bomb.zip You must only buy the cheap stuff.

I bet that thing is hella comphy

4:49pm

Actually, can we lie and say we couldn't get the security tag off and I get to keep it?

4:50pm

Ground_Floor()

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The label says it's a 14A, I don't know your sizes but that seems a bit small Fork_bomb.zip There's a girl you're friends with who's got a waist as snatched as yours?

4:53pm

You got her number? Don't middleman your way to a date when the people doing the work don't get any profits Ground_Floor()

She's not a good person, I don't think I like her This is just one last favor before we part ways forever?

Fork_bomb.zip

Sounds dramatic? She transferring to UoW?

Ground_Floor()

Sometimes I think she never even existed

5:58pm

Fork_bomb.zip

Poetic...but also vague-blogging on main. I ain't gonna touch that Sunday 18th April 8:13pm Amity Don't think you can get out of this just by not writing an IOU Wednesday 21st April 11:14am As Bricks Yo, my friend is hosting a rager this weekend. He finally got enough credits to pass this semester, unless he gets hit with a suspension, he can't not graduate.

So take that as a warning.

It's a party, but it's a civil one.

No serious drugs

You wanna come?

GGGGGGGG

Sure, I have had a time of it recently and could do with a bass line so loud it gives me a heart attack.

Wednesday 21st April 11:14am

Aaron

Yo, my friend is hosting a rager this weekend. He finally got enough credits to pass this semester, unless he gets hit with a suspension, he can't not graduate.

It'll be your speed, chill vibes and heavy music.

I'll even ask them to slip some jazz into the playlist.

11:21am

Day-Vid

Sounds fun, but I have to study.

11:28am

But I know a chick who's a bit of a homebody and could probably stand to get out more.

Let me know the deets and I might come if I can convince her to come I wouldn't stay long, but an appearance is better than nothing Wednesday 21st April 11:15am Canvas Hey, can I ask a favour? I have to do a costume thing with a friend.

Can you do some makeup for me this weekend?

11:20am

Stephanie

Sure, Dave. Get some reference pics for me and I'll see if we can fit you in 11:24am You good to pay ten bucks and bring me a coffee?

11:27am

If you know anyone who did Electronic Engineering 210 last year let me know, rumour is the exams have been identical all semester.

Canvas

Bet

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