Saturday April 17th 1:06pm
Flik
I'm running late, let me know if she's cute
1:34pm
Is she wearing those clothes I got you?
1:40pm
She is cute. (つ≧▽≦)つ
You coward!! ヘ（。□°）ヘ
1:46pm
Is this a date? (~￣³￣)~
Are you out here today buying her more clothes?
Where did you get money for more clothes.
Ask her if she wants some of mine. (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡
They might not fit
And I might be using it as an excuse to get a pretty girl to visit my house ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )
don't tell her I said that
1:53pm
Move aside you utter hat stand
You're blocking the cute girl (ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻
Why are you wearing a coat?
1:59pm
Don't try to escape me
I look so suspicious hiding back here (゜o゜;
just make a window for me to join in on the conversation
2:04pm
We should have planned how to do this ahead of time
2:05pm
Don't give me that look
Hindsight is 20/20 ┐(´ー｀)┌
2:14pm
You're taking her to buy her first bra?
You said I could date her, this is totally first date activities
according to the stories I read online it is anyway
2:16pm
I can't just watch and wait while you two have titillating fun without me (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
2:25pm
Where did you go?
2:31pm
I think I saw your girl in the food court, are you still on your date or did you ditch her?
3:11pm
I totally should have introduced myself earlier.
She totally has a crush on you ಠ﹏ಠ
3:12pm
G-Money
What?
Are you insane?
I'm pretty sure Amity hates me.
3:13pm
Flik
Well I hate you too. ಠಗಠ
Totally failed as a wingman
G-Money
Why are you trying to date a trans woman? Are you looking for exotic women?
Flik
I already dated a trans woman before. I've dated all kinds of women
Except a cougar or a MILF
Couldn't convince anyone's mom to date me yet
But someday...I will become someone's dad by banging their mom ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨
3:15pm
G-Money
Then why the interest in Amity?
3:17pm
Flik
If you're involved in all of someone's firsts they can't help but think of you often
To stain them your colour as they grow into themselves
Plus I think freshly cracked eggs are the cutest. (~￣³￣)~
I can always tell when someone's secretly trans
G-Money
Really? 100% of the time?
Flik
Every time, I've never been wrong ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨
3:18pm
Though we should have checked if she was gay before you promised her to me
G-Money
Don't make it sound like I was selling her hand to raise my station
3:19pm
Flik
If we're talking riches, them thighs were pretty good
3:23pm
G-Money
Wait, why do you think Amity isn't gay?
Does is count as gay if she likes girls?
Flik
Yeah, she's a girlthing, I'm a girlthing
If two girlthings like each other that's gay
G-Money
Chat, is it gay to be gay?
Flik
She kept giving you the eyes man (♡ω♡ ) ~♪
The "look how physical I am with women and not you" eyes
I would know, I used that to fuck with guys like you all though high school
Don't know why so many guys wanted to try and hook up with me
3:41pm
You're a good egg Gavin.
You treat me like a human, you're barely a guy at all
Or you're ace
Do you get boners?
Also don't answer that, I regret asking (@_@)
3:43pm
G-Money
You know not saying things is free
Saturday 17th April 3:16pm
Amity
Write up another IOU for $70
Saturday 17th April 4:28pm
Ground_Floor()
What would you say if I told a friend I knew how to take a security tag off a stolen thing but when I tried it didn't come off?
4:30pm
Fork_bomb.zip
That you assumed it was magnets.
Send me a pic of the widget
Ground_Floor()
20220417_163149.jpg
4:32pm
Fork_bomb.zip
Come over tomorrow, I have a 3D printed jig we can use
And as thanks for getting me marked present last week we can detonate the pack afterwards if it's one of the dye pack ones
Ground_Floor()
You know how to cheer a human creature up
4:47pm
Fork_bomb.zip
Also, who steals a bra?
Took me a sec to work out what that even was.
Ground_Floor()
I saw the price and agreed with them, $150 for underwear is too much
Fork_bomb.zip
You must only buy the cheap stuff.
I bet that thing is hella comphy
4:49pm
Actually, can we lie and say we couldn't get the security tag off and I get to keep it?
4:50pm
Ground_Floor()
20220417_164931.jpg
The label says it's a 14A, I don't know your sizes but that seems a bit small
Fork_bomb.zip
There's a girl you're friends with who's got a waist as snatched as yours?
4:53pm
You got her number? Don't middleman your way to a date when the people doing the work don't get any profits
Ground_Floor()
She's not a good person, I don't think I like her
This is just one last favor before we part ways forever?
Fork_bomb.zip
Sounds dramatic? She transferring to UoW?
Ground_Floor()
Sometimes I think she never even existed
5:58pm
Fork_bomb.zip
Poetic...but also vague-blogging on main. I ain't gonna touch that
Sunday 18th April 8:13pm
Amity
Don't think you can get out of this just by not writing an IOU
Wednesday 21st April 11:14am
As Bricks
Yo, my friend is hosting a rager this weekend. He finally got enough credits to pass this semester, unless he gets hit with a suspension, he can't not graduate.
So take that as a warning.
It's a party, but it's a civil one.
No serious drugs
You wanna come?
GGGGGGGG
Sure, I have had a time of it recently and could do with a bass line so loud it gives me a heart attack.
Wednesday 21st April 11:14am
Aaron
Yo, my friend is hosting a rager this weekend. He finally got enough credits to pass this semester, unless he gets hit with a suspension, he can't not graduate.
It'll be your speed, chill vibes and heavy music.
I'll even ask them to slip some jazz into the playlist.
11:21am
Day-Vid
Sounds fun, but I have to study.
11:28am
But I know a chick who's a bit of a homebody and could probably stand to get out more.
Let me know the deets and I might come if I can convince her to come
I wouldn't stay long, but an appearance is better than nothing
Wednesday 21st April 11:15am
Canvas
Hey, can I ask a favour? I have to do a costume thing with a friend.
Can you do some makeup for me this weekend?
11:20am
Stephanie
Sure, Dave. Get some reference pics for me and I'll see if we can fit you in
11:24am
You good to pay ten bucks and bring me a coffee?
11:27am
If you know anyone who did Electronic Engineering 210 last year let me know, rumour is the exams have been identical all semester.
Canvas
Bet