I handed both the letter and the cake I’d carefully selected to the household robot at my male god’s home. It promised me that it would carry out the task properly and deliver everything to my male god.
Now I’m sitting at home, waiting for the results. I’m incredibly nervous.
This batch of new recruits really does consist entirely of graduates from S Military Academy. However, attending a military academy isn’t exactly the same as officially serving as a soldier. They still need to undergo extensive training, and since some of them will choose to return to civilian life after graduation, they haven’t yet undergone this particular stage of physical enhancement. All of them were selected based on their overall abilities, so they’re the cream of the crop among the academy’s students. It’s true that F is primarily responsible for this batch, because he also graduated from S Military Academy back in the day. That gives him something in common with them.
F went through quite a few hardships when he first joined the military, so he knows how to deal with these students and what approach to take with them.
There’s another very important matter, too. The Medical Department’s enhancement procedures for the newcomers are scheduled to begin in two days. They’re all extremely excited about it… I just hope they’ll still be this excited after the first stage of the procedure is over.
And that also means that two days from now… I’ll be seeing my male god again.
What if he still hasn’t forgiven me by then?
I’m getting irritated just thinking about it.
331# Desperate OP
I think your male god will definitely forgive you!
332# = =
I think so, too… It’s obvious at a glance that your male god really likes you, little angel!
333# = =
Hahahahaha! OP is still struggling, pretending he isn’t himself.
334# = =
Give it up, OP. If you’re not F, why would you be participating in the enhancement procedures?
335# = =
F graduated from S Military Academy?? Isn’t that the generals’ private garden?!
336# = =
??? Private garden???
337# = =
Holy crap, what the hell?! Isn’t the male-to-female ratio at S Military Academy approximately 100 to 1?! And you’re calling it a private garden?!
338# = =
The truth behind this is far too terrifying…
339# = =
I’m sorry, I said it wrong!!! It’s the generals’ kindergarten! qwq
340# = =
Don’t worry. Even I wouldn’t believe that explanation…
I think my male god is absolutely adorable. Even the household robot at his home is incredibly cute. After the call request from my male god ended, his household robot sent me a message as well. It told me that my male god had been pleasantly surprised when he received the gift and that he really liked the cake. Although he’d seemed a little awkward during the phone call, he was still very happy.
It even said to me, “Mr. X, although I don’t know what exactly happened between you and my master, I sincerely hope the two of you can work things out and be happy together. After all, you two are such good friends.”
The concern conveyed through its electronic, mechanical voice genuinely moved me.
My family once had a household robot like that, too. It was an old model, and we all called it Mr. Tom. I’m grateful to technology for creating such wonderful and adorable artificial intelligence.
As for the Arts and Performance Department’s performance… Uh, Commander Mack said that if you dare pull something like that at the banquet during next month’s joint conference, he’ll definitely cut your funding and confiscate your mechas.
Remember, what we want is an artistic performance, not a comedy show.
210# Desperate OP
Tsk… Good friends.
211# = =
I treated you like a brother, but all you wanted was to get into my pants.
212# = =
The person above has summed it up perfectly!
213# = =
Hahahahahahaha! You people really know how to have fun!
214# = =
You ordinary mortals simply don’t understand what art is!!!
215# = =
Come to think of it, is OP really that close to his male god? Even the household robot seems to know him so well.
216# = =
Exactly! I’m curious about just how close they are for OP to be familiar with his male god’s household robot.
217# = =
Maybe OP frequently goes over to his male god’s house to hang out whenever he has free time?
218# = =
If they were really that close, would OP have struggled for so long before finally working up the courage to invite his male god over for a meal?
219# = =
That actually makes a lot of sense!
220# = =
So what’s really going on here?
221# = =
Um… Well, the truth is, I rented a small house near my male god’s place. It cost so much that my heart aches just thinking about it… Whenever my male god had a day off and I happened to have one, too, I’d go over there to rest. Don’t get the wrong idea! I didn’t do anything strange. I simply found excuses to knock on their door and borrow things like pots, pans, screwdrivers, and other household items. The second time I went over, I met my male god. He was surprised to see me, so I told him that I happened to live in the neighborhood, too, and he believed me.
But honestly, this was a terrible idea. I’ve only managed to see my male god a few times over all this time. Instead, it was his household robot that became familiar with me. It even taught me how to prepare all kinds of delicious dishes, along with a few useful tricks for managing household chores.
Listening is a wonderful virtue, and it seems the robot has already come to regard me as a close friend with whom it can talk about absolutely anything.
…Even though I can’t understand a word of what it’s saying.
222# = =
Who would’ve thought OP was actually this calculating? Although, honestly, this plan is so stupid…
223# = =
Hahahahahaha! But isn’t this exactly what makes our little angel so adorable? He’s clever enough to scheme like this!
224# = =
No, my little angel would never be this stupid.
225# = =
Honestly, the more I read OP’s posts, the less I think he’s F. The little angel is a spokesperson for the military, after all. How could someone like him be so ridiculously clueless…?
226# = =
Don’t you people think that’s exactly what makes the little angel so adorable?! He’s sharp, perceptive, and clever at work, but when it comes to romance, he’s completely oblivious and adorably foolish. Ahhh, he’s just too cute!!
227# = =
Now that the person above has put it that way… He really is adorable!
228# = =
I’m getting more and more curious about who this male god is. What kind of person could possibly make the little angel so hopelessly infatuated with him?
229# = =
His male god must be incredibly handsome!
230# = =
Not necessarily. People in love always have a beauty filter automatically applied to the person they like.
231# = =
His male god has his own house and household robot. Maybe it’s a property inherited from his parents or grandparents or something. Meanwhile, the little angel rented a small house nearby and thinks the rent is painfully expensive…
I’d like to ask how much someone of the little angel’s rank earns. Surely renting a house shouldn’t hurt his wallet that much?
232# = =
The person above seems to have hit on something…
233# = =
Considering the little angel’s rank… Renting three or four ordinary little houses shouldn’t put much pressure on his finances at all.
234# = =
I’m only a non-commissioned officer, and even I can afford to rent a place.
235# = =
Have none of you considered the location?! Property prices and rents can be ridiculously high in certain areas!
236# = =
…All right, then. We’ve uncovered another clue.
His male god comes from a wealthy family, has a high level of scientific research expertise, and is probably between twenty-five and thirty-five years old. Personally, I’d narrow that down to thirty to thirty-five, since he should be old enough to have made some significant research achievements. If we account for the possibility that OP’s infatuation has applied a beauty filter to his appearance, his male god must still be at least above average in looks. On top of that, he’s also involved in the enhancement plans for this batch of new recruits.
Unfortunately, I don’t know much about the military’s internal affairs, and I know even less about the Medical Department. Otherwise, I might actually be able to figure out who OP’s male god is.
237# = =
The person above is impressive…
238# = =
Still, I think we should avoid making random guesses.
239# = =
Wait, there are actually several people who fit those criteria!
240# = =
Well, that’s awkward…
241# = =
Are there any other clues?
242# = =
Nope.
243# = =
Isn’t it a little inappropriate to try to guess the male god’s identity? What if someone actually goes and bothers him?
244# = =
Honestly, if OP’s male god found out that the little angel had made this post, he might actually cut ties with him on the spot.
245# = =
Hahahaha, why?!
246# = =
I feel sorry for his male god.
247# = =
Because OP himself said it… He went down on his male god! His male god is so shy that he’d probably have a complete breakdown if he found out everyone knew about it!
248# = =
Hahahahaha! He’d die of shame and humiliation!
249# = =
Is everyone here so busy fawning over the little angel that I’m the only one who thinks a male god who’s this shy is adorable?
250# = =
No, you’re not the only one.
251# = =
Bu…
I think he’s adorable, too… But as someone who judges people by their looks, I want to see his face before deciding whether or not to become his fan.
252# = =
And that brings us to another question. Why do both the little angel and his male god seem so soft and adorable? They don’t have any romantic couple chemistry at all!
253# = =
I think Z and F have plenty of chemistry as a couple. I’m shipping them now!
254# = =
Holy crap, the person above is shipping a forbidden pairing! Shut up!
255# = =
Can someone please stab this heretic to death?! Don’t drag those two into a relationship with each other!
256# = =
Those two have absolutely no connection whatsoever. Shipping real people together for no reason is already ridiculous enough.
257# = =
This is a thread about the little angel confessing his feelings for his male god! Person 254, can you shut up? Imagine how upset the little angel would be if he saw this!
258# = =
…
I’m discussing the specific details of the enhancement plans with my male god, and he’s sitting right beside me. I’m genuinely so excited! After all these days, I’ve finally gotten to sit next to my male god again! He’s still a little awkward, so awkward that he’s even started stammering when he speaks.
He’s just too adorable.
Today, he’s wearing a white lab coat over his military uniform… His military uniform… I-I can’t stop thinking about what happened that day whenever I see it! What am I supposed to do?!
259# Desperate OP
Hahahahahaha! OP’s thoughts are far too unhealthy!
260# = =
Honestly, little angel, if you keep thinking about what happened that day, are you really not going to… beep?
261# = =
I understood that immediately.
262# = =
Hahahahahaha! That would be so awkward!
263# = =
Awkward? That’s putting it mildly! Wouldn’t his male god immediately turn hostile, get embarrassed and angry, and then walk away?
264# = =
What the heck are you talking about? Why don’t I understand?
265# = =
The person above is way too innocent.
266# = =
To explain it bluntly to the person above, they’re asking whether OP has gotten an erection.
267# = =
Holy crap! You people are so dirty!
268# = =
Hahahahahahaha! His male god is going to get angry!
269# = =
Wow, why are you people always thinking about such strange things?
270# = =
Hahahahaha, I really have to hand it to you people.
271# Desperate OP
Honestly, you people… Why are you always thinking about such strange things? My male god is the principal person in charge of this enhancement project, and he’s been working overtime every day until late at night. He barely has any free time to himself. If things weren’t so hectic for him, I’d really like to invite him out for a meal and sincerely apologize to him once again.
The overall abilities of the new recruits in this batch are indeed quite good. Unfortunately, there hasn’t been anyone particularly outstanding among them. To be honest, it’s a little disappointing. I hope someone will distinguish themselves during the subsequent training and selection process.
Also, I’m really not F, so please stop calling me that.
272# = =
It’s still the same question. If OP isn’t F, then why is he participating in the enhancement project?
273# = =
Have you people noticed…? OP just accidentally revealed another clue about his male god…
274# = =
The person in charge of the Medical Department’s side of the enhancement project? OP, you’ve exposed yourself! Now, can someone tell us who the people in charge are?
275# = =
I don’t know. Are there any insiders from the Medical Department here?
276# = =
Is this considered a confidential project?
277# = =
It probably isn’t, right? If it were confidential, OP definitely wouldn’t have mentioned it.
278# = =
It’s not classified information. Also, there seem to be three people in charge from the Medical Department. At this point, the little angel has practically torn off his male god’s disguise by force.
279# = =
Please reveal the answer, person above!!!
280# = =
Wow, I want to know, too!
281# = =
There’s really no need to guess anymore about who’s in charge. Two of them are old, married scholars, and the remaining one is Dr. Q. Hmm… Those who know will understand. In any case, the real-life male god’s circumstances seem to be pretty much the same as the little angel’s description, even with the beauty filter he’s applied to him.
282# = =
Wow, I can’t believe the little angel likes Q!
283# = =
?!!!! I only stayed away from this thread for one morning, and you’ve already uncovered the male god’s identity?!
284# = =
Q!!! I’m grabbing my blade and heading to the Command Center right now!!! The little angel actually sexually harassed Q!!!
285# = =
…Wait a minute. Who’s that?
286# = =
He’s the pride of the Medical Department.
287# = =
He’s… Wow, I don’t even care anymore! Someone get me a medical mecha! I’m going to beat the little angel to death right now!!!
288# = =
Hahahahaha! Those of you above, stop fooling around!
289# = =
To answer 286, he’s not just the pride of the Medical Department. I think he’s the pride of the entire military.
290# = =
Hahahahaha! That sounds exactly like something a lovesick stalker would say. Didn’t OP say something similar not long ago?
291# = =
You people are truly terrifying…
Regardless of whether you’ve actually guessed my male god’s identity correctly, I just hope you won’t tell him about this. He’ll definitely get angry if he finds out…
292# Desperate OP
Don’t worry, OP! I won’t tell him!
293# = =
Ah, little angel, don’t be afraid! We definitely won’t tell your male god about this!
294# = =
Forget it, I’m just going to wish the little angel and his male god happiness in advance! Anyway, the ending of these kinds of threads is always the same: “Thank you, everyone. We’re together now.”
295# = =
Honestly, don’t you really think Q and F have absolutely no chemistry as a couple when they stand together? As far as I can remember, the two of them have barely even spoken to each other. Could OP really not be F after all?
297# = =
If it’s not F, who else could it possibly be? Stop messing around. Hahahahaha!
298# = =
Hahahahahaha! I’ll bet one chicken drumstick that it’s definitely F!
299# = =
Then I’ll bet ten cucumbers!
300# = =
Joining in on the betting just because everyone else is doing it. Hahahaha!
301# = =
Exactly! On the military’s side of the enhancement project, the only people in charge are F and Z. If it’s not F, then could it possibly be Z? Hahahahahaha!
302# = =
…
303# Desperate OP