Of course Shen Miao was serious, because she had even prepared a dog leash and collar, just waiting to slip it around the wolf’s neck.
【Man, I only have one thing to say! I don’t even know what to criticize first.
This streamer is so stingy! This wolf is so unlucky!】
【If a wolf runs into this streamer, it can only blame its own bad luck. Who told you the streamer is dirt poor and desperate?】
【Hahaha, other people just buy ready-made dogs, but our streamer goes straight to the source and domesticates a wolf from scratch?】
【Streamer, you’d better be careful. Don’t lose your life chasing views. There might be a whole pack nearby.
Also, can you even keep a wolf? Are you sure it’s not a protected animal and illegal?】
While the audience was still debating legal issues, Shen Miao didn’t even look at the comments. She directly pried open the iron trap for the Northeast wolf and freed it.
“Honestly, how dumb can a wolf be? You actually stepped into a trap that’s been around for thousands of years?
Really, after all these years, you guys still haven’t learned your lesson.”
Shen Miao grumbled as she grabbed the wolf’s paw to clean its wound. The Northeast wolf, realizing Shen Miao was saving it, didn’t struggle at all. Instead, it whimpered softly in gratitude.
The Northeast wolf is a subspecies of the gray wolf. Having lived in the northeast year-round, it had grown a thick coat of grayish-white fur for warmth. Right now, it was being incredibly well-behaved, looking remarkably similar to a husky.
【? So cute, I want to pet it! So Northeast wolves are just wild huskies, right?】
【So are Siberian tigers just wild golden-shaded cats? All fluffy and chubby! I should totally keep one at home!】
【So adorable, love watching! Streamer, take it home! I finally understand why the streamer insists on getting one for free—this is a total steal!】
“Exactly, that’s what I was thinking! Aren’t I, the panda, so smart!”
Jiang Miao proudly praised herself, then slipped the dog collar around the wolf’s neck and led it down the mountain:
“Alright, follow me. I saved you, so from now on, you’re my dog.
Make sure you guard my house and yard well!”
Northeast wolf: …What?
The Northeast wolf, trapped in the leg-hold trap for a full day and night, had been howling gratefully at this kind panda who appeared out of nowhere. But upon hearing this, its grateful howls came to an abrupt halt. The entire wolf was dumbfounded.
I thought you were a good person, but you want to make me your dog and freeload off my labor?
As the alpha of its pack, this adult, majestic Northeast wolf naturally refused. It immediately stomped its paw and let out a furious roar:
“I am the alpha wolf! Don’t you dare try to make me a dog!”
It was a wolf—the pride of the wolf clan! How could it compare to those groveling, fawning dogs?
The wolf clan would never be enslaved!
“You can beat me to death, but I’ll never—”
Smack!
Without any explanation, Shen Miao slapped it with her paw. Of course, she controlled her strength, using only one percent of her power.
Instantly, the alpha wolf’s murderous gaze became clear and docile.
“Don’t get all dramatic with me here. If you understand, then follow me home right now. No backtalk, or I’ll beat you!”
Owww~
The fierce wolf’s face hurt badly. Facing the panda standing with hands on hips, it could only lower its wolf head, tuck its tail between its legs, and obediently follow behind Jiang Miao.
Only then did Shen Miao nod in satisfaction, patting the fluffy head of the Northeast wolf:
“This texture really is just like a husky! A couple more days of training and it should be wagging its tail begging for food.”
【??? Hahahahaha I’m dying! So wolf domestication doesn’t require generations of evolution. Just one slap is enough?】
【Mom’s asking why I’m kneeling while looking at my phone! The streamer is too powerful! This proves that Chinese women—even wolves and tigers have to fear them!】
【But seriously, streamer, I looked it up and you really can’t keep this wolf! It’s a second-class nationally protected animal. Private ownership is not allowed.
Streamer, you’re about to break the law!】
What? Even wolves are protected animals now?!
Seeing this, Shen Miao’s entire panda self was not having a good time.
But she was a first-class protected national treasure panda—what’s wrong with keeping a second-class protected wolf?
She didn’t see a problem with it!
However, everyone was watching on screen, and she didn’t want to expose her panda identity. In the end, Shen Miao could only sigh and release the dog leash.
“Fine, you got lucky this time. Who told you wolves have become so useless nowadays! You went from being despised by everyone in ancient times to being protected.
Here’s the deal: have your pack bring me a tribute of one hundred wild ginseng roots as repayment for saving you, and we’ll call it even.”
The Northeast wolf, now free, immediately howled in agreement, then ran off as fast as its limping legs could carry it.
Shen Miao sighed and disposed of the trap so other animals wouldn’t fall into it either.
“Can’t keep wolves either. So now, among wolves, jackals, tigers, and leopards—what else can I keep in the yard to guard against thieves?”
Shen Miao was determined to get something for free, and the audience in the livestream was happy to watch the chaos unfold, offering all sorts of suggestions.
However, in the Northeast, any wolf, leopard, or tiger you pull out these days is a protected animal. In the end, it was Shen Miao whose eyes lit up at the thought of wild boars!
“This thing has been removed from the ‘Three-Protected’ animal list, and it’s even allowed to be raised. Perfect!”
Catching one to guard her home would definitely work well!
[Wild boar: ??? Being noticed by the streamer, this piggy is really out of luck!]
[Who told it to be overpopulated now? Streamer, remember to get it neutered—doesn’t that solve the wild boar problem?]
[Heh, wild boars have more impact than tigers, okay? Their size is nothing wolves can compare to. Just wait until the streamer messes up!]
[Yeah, and wild boars are really hard to tame. Watch out it doesn’t charge through your house.]
[Don’t talk big, it’s hilarious. If you’ve got the guts, catch one on the spot for us to see! I don’t believe you can put a dog leash on a wild boar’s head!]
Shen Miao scratched her round, black-and-white head, thinking this shouldn’t be too hard to tame.
“Catch one on the spot? That works too. You guys like watching that kind of stuff?”
However, she hadn’t found a wild boar’s territory yet. After all, the mountain forest was huge, and searching was exhausting.
“Next time. I’ll have Xiaoguai help me find a few suitable ones first, then I’ll pick the fattest one.
Remember to tip me then.”
As a panda, Shen Miao asked for tips with complete confidence, not seeing anything wrong with it.
After all, they were the ones who suggested watching the show. Why shouldn’t she, a panda, ask the Two-legged Beasts for a few tips?
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[Haha, fine, next time for sure. If you dare to broadcast it, I dare to tip! I don’t believe you can catch a wild boar!]
[If the streamer dares to catch a wild boar, I’ll dare to do a handstand and eat shit. Who’s scared of who!]
[Streamer, streamer, please save my cat! My little cat won’t eat or drink and is depressed! I’ll tip you a thousand steamed buns!]
Shen Miao was heading down the mountain when she saw someone urgently asking for help, so she quickly connected the call while walking:
“What’s wrong? What happened?
Hurry up and show me your cat?”
The other side’s camera feed was a bit dim, showing a somewhat thin man wearing a mask and a black-brimmed hat. He was wrapped up tightly, but his voice sounded somewhat familiar to Shen Miao.
“It’s like this, streamer. I’ve rescued quite a few stray animals. Maybe it’s because I’ve been keeping several cats in one cage recently.
This British Shorthair hasn’t eaten or drunk anything for the past two days. It looks listless and on the verge of death. Streamer, can you ask it what’s wrong?
Did it get bullied by the other cats?”
The British Shorthair on the screen didn’t have the chubby, cute look of a house cat at all. It was skin and bones, with matted, tangled fur. The cat was being shaken and let out a weak meow.
“Meow, the cat doesn’t want to die!”