I, Panda! Riding a Siberian Tiger, Livestreaming My Street Stall, and Going Viral

Shen Miao, an ancient Panda Great Demon, woke up and summoned her descendants. To her shock, she found them all in cages, drinking milk from basins and acting cute to beg for food! Shen Miao was heartbroken: “Unfilial descendants! We Beastfolk shall never be slaves!” To avoid being locked in an iron cage, Shen Miao became self-reliant. But moving bricks for a whole day didn’t even earn her enough for one meal! Soon, Shen Miao discovered that livestreaming was a way to make money. Thus, a real panda appeared on camera to host Q&A sessions, solving various problems for all sorts of fluffy animals. Viewer 1: “Streamer, a nearby Siberian tiger keeps coming to our village and won’t leave. What should I do?” Shen Miao: “It doesn’t want to work hard anymore; it’s looking for an owner. It says it can be your cat.” Everyone: “???” Viewer 2: “What should I do if my dog protects its food and bites people?” Shen Miao: “You only give it 50g of food a day. Didn’t you hear it crying and calling me its ‘godfather’ for just one more bite?” Later, the dog, finally having eaten its fill, tearfully kowtowed to Shen Miao. Viewer 3: “My cat has been depressed lately, what’s going on?” Shen Miao: “It’s not depressed; it has kidney deficiency. It got over a hundred female cats in the pet shop next door pregnant. Neuter it quickly, or it’ll work itself to death sooner or later.” Cat Owner: “???” Soon, after Shen Miao went viral, she was approached by the Demon Management Bureau and told that as a national treasure, she still needed to be registered under a zoo’s jurisdiction! Shen Miao: “Then I’ll just open my own zoo, okay?” Before long, Daji, the Three-legged Golden Crow, Bai Suzhen, the Phoenix, and others all found their own display windows in her zoo. The animals worked together to sell tickets, and the zoo became a global sensation. Only the visiting Demon Management Bureau inspectors were stunned: “This is clearly a Phoenix, and you’re calling it a pheasant?” Shen Miao: “Class Aves, Order Galliformes, Family Phasianidae. We pandas never lie!” [Global Favorite, Fluffy, Mind-reading, Patriotic, Livestreaming, Management, Heartwarming, Cute Pets, Face-slapping, Power Trip] — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: I, Panda! Riding a Siberian Tiger, Livestreaming My Street Stall, and Going Viral — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠