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I, Panda! Riding a Siberian Tiger, Livestreaming My Street Stall, and Going Viral

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Chapter 14

I, Panda! Riding a Siberian Tiger, Livestreaming My Street Stall, and Going Viral

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At that moment, a soft and adorable little girl appeared behind Li Yongfeng. It was as if she had materialized out of thin air, staring at him with a faint, eerie gaze.

【!!! My scalp is tingling. God, if this girl weren’t so pretty, I’d think I was watching Sadako!】

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Shen Miao had already transformed back into her human form. After all, she didn’t want to end up on a paranormal news segment and have her true identity exposed.

“Ahhh, a ghost! You… you…”

When Li Yongfeng turned around, he was so startled that he knocked over the table and chairs, leaping up with his eyes bulging like brass bells. But Shen Miao had already pulled open the drawer beside him and dumped all the evidence out.

As the tools of his crimes clattered to the floor, Shen Miao felt her anger surge, barely able to contain the panda’s Primordial Power.

She silently recited in her heart: prosperity, civility, rule of law, and harmony. Only then did she calm down and say:

“Everyone, take a good look. Inside here are all kinds of needles and equipment for drawing blood, plus blood bags already taken from the kittens and puppies!”

The blood-stained tools that clearly didn’t even meet basic hygiene standards, along with those thick, long needles, immediately sparked public outrage.

【This heartless, shady doctor is utterly devoid of conscience! People like him should have their licenses revoked!】

【Oh my god, and he was even trying to frame the streamer! If the streamer weren’t so sharp, he’d have pinned this on her!】

【This scum, argh, I’m so furious! Streamer, beat him up for me! I’m sending tips!】

【Save the little animals first. Being locked up here in darkness with no hope of escape, they’re so pitiful!】

“You… how did you suddenly appear here? This is breaking and entering!”

After Li Yongfeng recovered from his shock, he realized his reputation was completely ruined. Enraged, he grabbed an iron pipe nearby and swung it at Shen Miao:

“It’s all your fault, all your fault! Die, ahhh!”

But Shen Miao stood across from him completely unruffled, one hand still in her pocket. She even had time to speak to the camera:

“Everyone saw that, right? He struck first. I’m just defending myself!”

At this moment, the viewers in the livestream were all breaking out in a cold sweat for Shen Miao. After all, the man across from her had a ferocious expression and was wielding a weapon.

And Shen Miao was barely five feet tall, making her seem even more small, weak, and pitiful in comparison.

【Call the police, call the police, hurry!】

【Damn it! Streamer, run!】

With a sharp crack, before Li Yongfeng even knew what hit him, he and his pipe traced a perfect parabola through the air and flew several meters away.

Thud—the sound of a heavy object hitting the ground, followed by the iron pipe slamming down hard on top of him.

Soon, Li Yongfeng was unconscious, just like the poachers from before.

Everyone: …!!

【So strong, so strong! The streamer is truly formidable!】

【I’d already seen the streamer take on six people before, but when the little loli appeared in person, I still forgot she’s a violent loli!】

【Wait, I believed it when the streamer took down the poachers last time! And I believe it now that the streamer took down this blood-bag-selling doctor. But how on earth did the streamer just appear out of nowhere?!

Am I watching a cute pet livestream, or is this really some paranormal livestream?】

Oh no, she was about to be exposed!

Shen Miao quickly smiled sincerely and explained:

“That’s because I happened to recognize this unscrupulous doctor. He lives not far from our village, so I sprinted over.”

Soon, Shen Miao briefly told everyone about what had happened that afternoon, and the viewers immediately began condemning this bottom-line-less, heartless doctor, quickly forgetting about her sudden appearance.

Sure, the loli streamer’s running speed seemed a bit too fast? But she could knock out a tiger with one punch, so who cared about that?

In front of everyone, Shen Miao dragged the unconscious Li Yongfeng back, and right in front of the livestream camera, she ripped off his mask and hat, making sure everyone got a good look at his ugly, sleazy face.

Privately, she also stomped on Li Yongfeng several times before feeling slightly appeased. Then she said:

“Everyone saw that, right? Remember to screenshot and save his face, spread it around. From now on, no pet hospital should ever hire this face!”

With a clatter, Shen Miao accidentally slipped, and Li Yongfeng fell face-first onto the ground again.

Something on the ground seemed to let out a faint groan, but Shen Miao didn’t hear it at all and accidentally stepped right on it.

However, since she was a petite little thing barely five feet tall, no one thought that step was heavy. Instead, they were all laughing and telling her to stomp a few more times.

“Alright, I’ll leave the rest to the police. Next up are these little strays.

I’ll transfer them to my place, and afterward, I’ll record videos of the cats and dogs. I’ll post the photos online too. Everyone can take a look and see if any of them are your lost pets, and come to claim them.”

After saying this, Shen Miao logged off, satisfied with the live-stream tips she’d received. Then, before the police arrived, she woke Li Yongfeng up, only to knock him out again with another beating.

“Alright, little blue short-legs, you don’t have to worry anymore. From now on, you stick with me—nothing’s going to happen to you!”

Shen Miao stroked the blue short-haired cat to comfort it, then quickly released all the animals locked in the cages.

Some of the friendlier fluffy creatures immediately rushed up to Shen Miao, acting coy and whimpering as they poured out their grievances.

But there were also some wary ones—especially a few-year-old tabby cat with perked ears hiding in its cage, eyeing Shen Miao with deep suspicion:

“Hey, Two-legged Beast, you’re not trying to trick us cats, are you?

Why are you being nice to us? Are you planning to eat us?”

Once one cat voiced its doubts, the others quickly turned wary glances toward Shen Miao, shrinking back into their cages and refusing to come out.

But as a panda, Shen Miao had no patience for human-style coaxing. She slapped a paw directly against the iron cage, the impact rattling the cats inside until their ears buzzed:

“With bodies that puny, you wouldn’t even fill the gaps between my teeth, got it?

One by one, you don’t stay alert when you should, but go all paranoid when there’s no need—stupid as can be! Get out here and follow me now!”

The cats were all cowed by the panda’s overwhelming presence, and most of them tentatively stepped out of their cages. But that tabby remained on high alert:

“Hey, don’t let this person fool you, meow!

I’m telling you, human, if you want to coax this cat into going with you, you’d better show some real sincerity!”

The tabby lifted its head with an aloof, waiting-to-be-pampered expression. But as a panda, why would Shen Miao ever be the one to coax anyone?

She immediately scooped up the blue cat and walked away without looking back.

The tabby froze, its eyes widening in sheer disbelief:

“Hey, you’re just leaving like that, meow?!

Say something to me, meow!”

Seeing that Shen Miao was truly about to walk off into the distance, the wary tabby suddenly panicked and leaped out of its cage to follow behind.

Shen Miao caught sight of the tabby quickly catching up and let out a couple of smug snorts.

Hmph. What were these cats trying to pull in front of her, a panda?

Did they expect a panda like her to coax cats?

Didn’t they know that if she was unhappy, every human in the world would have to come and pamper her?!

In front of a panda, what rank did a mere cat think it held?

“I’m telling you, don’t get cocky in front of me, the panda!

I’m the boss here. Listen to me properly, and I’ll take care of you all. Following me, the boss, brings you glory! Got it?!”

With that said, all the cats and dogs understood immediately and obediently cooperated with Shen Miao’s relocation.

Hooray, their boss was a panda!

From now on, if they went out to fight, the opponents would definitely be scared stiff just by hearing their boss’s name!

After Shen Miao’s declaration, the healthy and energetic cats and dogs immediately wagged their tails to show their goodwill, even helping her carry the smaller kittens and puppies.

By the time Shen Miao had moved the weaker kittens to safety, the police finally arrived.

Li Yongfeng had also regained consciousness by then. Seeing Shen Miao, he immediately grabbed the nearby officer with trembling hands and pointed at her:

“Officer, it’s her, it’s her! Arrest her and sentence her now!

She’s vicious—she nearly beat me to death! I’m pressing charges for attempted murder!”

“Shen Miao, did you just hit him?”

Full novel: I, Panda! Riding a Siberian Tiger, Livestreaming My Street Stall, and Going Viral — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠
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