“Most companies have an employee group chat. As long as I can get into that group, I can expose the scumbag to everyone!”
Yu Miaomiao was sorting out her thoughts.
The Soul Ferryman was more clear-headed than her.
“Their company has a large group with over a hundred people, from the boss down to the cleaning lady.”
“The admin is the HR.”
“You apply to join the group, and I have a way to make him accidentally approve it.”
Now Yu Miaomiao was 100% certain—he had secretly planned this all along!
“You’ve thought it through so clearly, why don’t you do it yourself?”
“I don’t have a human identity.”
The Soul Ferryman sighed helplessly.
“If I do it myself, it’ll become a supernatural incident and attract the Underworld Bureau’s Investigation Bureau.”
Fine, then she’d do it on his behalf.
But—
Yu Miaomiao felt a bit uneasy. “Will the HR get in trouble afterward?”
“The HR is the scumbag’s mistress.”
Huh??
So fate had already arranged everything.
In that case, what were they waiting for? They had to expose the two of them!
“Time is tight, and the task is urgent. Let’s do it tonight!”
They waited until late into the night. The Soul Ferryman took action first, sneaking in to steal the woman’s phone while she was sound asleep.
“The lock screen password is 174174.”
Yu Miaomiao unlocked it and quickly found all the evidence the woman had saved “just in case.”
Explicit chat screenshots, adult-only videos—all shot in high definition.
It made this unmarried young woman blush and her heart race.
To ensure the scumbag and his mistress’s colleagues could see everything clearly, Yu Miaomiao even edited it into a short film.
She even personally wrote the lyrics and used AI to create a theme song—“You All Better Watch.”
[You all better watch / My name is Liu Weiqiao / Always the first to work overtime / Getting paid to fool around with my lover / Cheating’s no big deal / How can a wife compare to a mistress? / If the original wife kicks the bucket, even better / Yo yo / The mistress gets promoted]
Paired with those chats and videos, if this were posted online, it’d go viral!
The Soul Ferryman gave her two thumbs up.
“There’s a reason your Life Span is short—genius is envied by the heavens.”
Before dawn, he returned the phone.
Now only the final step remained: join the group and send the scumbag and his mistress straight to the headlines!
No rush—they had to pick the perfect moment.
“At ten this morning, their company has an all-hands meeting. Employees always secretly scroll through their phones during meetings.”
That would be peak traffic time.
Yu Miaomiao understood. “I’ll send it then!”
“I’ll go pick up two people first thing in the morning. I’ll tell you when to join the group.”
With that, he stretched lazily.
“Go to sleep. Your eyes are red from staying up.”
The two freshened up briefly and lay down together on the bed.
Yu Miaomiao was so tired that once her eyes closed, she didn’t want to open them again. Just before falling asleep, she marveled at herself—with only two days left to live, how could she be so carefree…
Waking up naturally was truly wonderful.
When she opened her eyes, the Soul Ferryman had already gone off to earn his keep. The Underworld Bureau’s workhorses were even more hardworking than those in the human world.
Yu Miaomiao stared wide-eyed at the ceiling, silently reminding herself.
[When you get to the other side, don’t take the civil service exam. Just Reincarnate obediently.]
Maodou scratched at the door with his little paws—he needed to pee.
Come to think of it, Maodou had it pretty rough too. Every day, he could only go downstairs with her in the morning to relieve himself, then he’d be stuck at home all day, not going out again until it was dark!
She quickly took the dog downstairs.
“Today, you’re in charge. Play as long as you want!”
The rental apartment was in an old neighborhood, right next to a small park.
In the park, elderly folks strolled and practiced tai chi, time passing slowly and leisurely.
Yu Miaomiao hadn’t lived such an unhurried life in a long time. The feeling of slowing down was truly wonderful.
She bought a serving of soy milk and fried dough sticks, sitting leisurely on a wooden bench as she ate.
She also shared a few bites with Maodou.
“Even though I can only accompany you for these last two days, once this matter is settled, the Soul Ferryman will take care of you for me.”
“Besides, you’re already familiar with him.”
“If he’s willing to buy canned meat for you, he must be a decent person.”
Maodou jumped onto her lap, rubbing its little head against her chin, letting out a few sad whimpers.
Did it understand…