“I agree,” Tsunade squeezed out through gritted teeth, every single syllable sounding like it had been violently dragged from the very depths of her soul.
“Great!
Then let’s start!” Naruto declared without wasting a single millisecond, immediately taking a big step toward her with a look of pure, unadulterated motivation.
Tsunade instinctively backpedaled, her eyes widening in absolute horror.
“What the—are you fucking serious right now?!
Let us find a house or something first!
Are you really going to do this out in the open, you shameless bastard?!” “Dude, look around!” Naruto gestured wildly at the barren, sun-scorched coastline, his voice taking on the desperate pitch of a man trying to explain basic survival.
“Does this look like a five-star resort to you?
It looks like a completely abandoned island!
I am not taking any stupid risks.
Remember, we are just ordinary, squishy human beings right now!
If we wander off searching for real estate and stumble directly into a bandit den than insted of one you might have to take 20 simutisly, I don’t even want to imagine what will happen to us!” He paused, his eyes sweeping over her current form, before adding with zero shame, “Besides, now that you’re a mind-bogglingly beautiful woman, there’s no reason for you to hesitate!” Tsunade’s jaw twitched.
She glared at him with enough heat to melt steel, her silver-blonde brows furling tightly.
“You bastard…
I feel like you just want to do this way too much!” “Obviously!” Naruto shouted back, throwing his arms into the air with zero regret.
“We are talking about real, actual supernatural powers here!
Flying through the sky!
Shooting fireballs!
Operating a massive, god-tier Kurama Nine-Tails shaped Gundam!
What is there not to be ridiculously eager about?!” He brought his hands back down, trying to sound like the voice of reason.
“Look, anyway, wandering around powerless is way too risky.
Let me just do it here.
There’s literally no one around anyway.” Tsunade rubbed her temples, letting out a long, heavy, spirit-crushing sigh.
“Fuck my life…
Fine, but let’s at least go into the woods first!” Without waiting for his answer, she turned on her heel and marched straight toward the dense treeline.
Naruto shrugged and hurried after her.
The forest they entered was completely alien compared to anything back on Earth.
The trees weren’t normal pines or oaks; they were colossal, towering behemoths with gnarled, twisting trunks so wide a semi-truck could drive through them.
The foliage above was so thick it blocked out most of the afternoon sun, casting vast, emerald shadows across the moss-covered ground.
While Naruto ambled along with his head tilted back, staring at the surreal scenery with fascinated, tourist-like eyes—gasping at giant leaves and strange, glowing mushrooms—Tsunade was operating on pure, unadulterated anxiety.
Every rustle of a bush made her heart leap into her throat.
She was trapped in the body of an absolute goddess, equipped with zero combat ability, stuck on an unknown island with a college buddy who had turned into a whiskered anime protagonist.
The sheer absurdity of the situation hit a critical threshold in her mind.
If I’m going to suffer through this degraded nightmare, she thought, her eyes flashing with sudden, dangerous resolve, I am not going to drag it out.
Suddenly, Tsunade stopped dead in her tracks.
Before Naruto could even ask what was wrong, she spun around, grabbed him roughly by the wrist, and yanked him forward.
With a solid THUD, she slammed him forcefully against the rough bark of a giant tree.
“Woah!
Hey—!” Naruto squeaked, his back hitting the trunk.
All of her previous hesitation, shyness, and existential dread completely vanished, replaced by the grim determination of a soldier marching into a battle she had no choice but to win.
She was tearing off the band-aid.
Fast, clean, and brutally.
In one fluid, startlingly efficient motion, Tsunade reached down and stripped off all of her clothes, tossing them carelessly onto the grass.
Within two seconds, she stood there in the dappled forest light, completely unburdened by clothing, her legendary figure fully exposed in all its ridiculous, jaw-dropping glory.
Naruto froze.
His eyes went completely round, his mouth falling open so wide his jaw practically unhinged.
His brain completely short-circuited, wiping every single thought about Nine-Tails Gundams and ninja magic straight out of his head.
He just stared at her, utterly dumbfounded, like a statue carved out of sheer shock.
Tsunade glared down at his frozen face, her cheeks blazing red, though her voice barked out with ferocious authority to cover her overwhelming embarrassment.
“Hey, you bastard!
What the fuck are you waiting for?!” she shouted directly at him.
“Remove your pants!” “Oh,” Naruto squeaked out, his reflexes taking over instantly.
He quickly removed his pants.
Oh, Naruto quickly removed his pants.
With that, Naruto’s huge cock directly came out.
Now, after seeing Tsunade’s naked body, it directly hardened to the extreme, with bulging veins and a huge tip.
Tsunade almost gasped.
It was around 30 cm.
Why was it so big?
Was this going to fit inside her?
She swallowed hard.
Fuck this.
She directly turned around and bent over, leaning against a tree trunk.
Her two hands directly went to her ass, and she directly pulled them back, revealing her asshole and somewhat dripping pussy.
“Hey, just fuck me already and done with it.” Naruto also did not hesitate any longer.
He came behind her and lined his cock to Tsunade’s small pussy.
His tip started to rub against it, lubricating it.
“Here I go,” he gripped Tsunade’s waist with one hand, and the other hand grabbed his thick cock, aiming it precisely.
System: Wrong.
“What?” Both of their movements paused.
“Not only do you have to have sex, but it will have to be according to the database I have.” “What?
Are you serious?” The system continued, “Because of the different circumstances, some different things can be permitted, but hosts have to do these 2 things to qualify as sex.
Blowjob, and actual sex.” “What is the meaning of this?” Tsunade’s face flushed.
At this moment, Tsunade felt like dying.
What the heck, helping a man masturbate?
Although she was fairly familiar with him…
She also thought that if she couldn’t finish, she might get gang-raped by some bandit.
Tsunade’s legs clamped even tighter, her thighs trembling slightly.
She thought to herself, if she got gang-raped, it would be a death sentence.
With that thought, Tsunade made up her mind.