【??? I’m sorry, I think I have early-onset dementia. Say that again? Who is having an affair with whom?!】
【Husband, Dad, Affair… are these words even allowed to be in the same sentence? [Dazed]】
【Holy crap, Streamer, stop keeping us in suspense! Quick, quick, bring out the “melon”!】
【Am I the only one worried about the girl? And her mom? How tragic—a fraudulent marriage and a double betrayal… Can these “hidden-marriage” guys just drop dead already?】
“Quack!! Gentler, Mom! You’re choking me to death!”
The high-pitched quack jolted Sweetie Pie back to reality. Her mind was buzzing from the literal bolt from the blue she’d just received. She hurriedly loosened her grip on the Call Duck, forcing a strained smile. “No… it’s impossible! Streamer, you misheard, right? Beibei, you’re talking nonsense, or you saw wrong, or it’s a misunderstanding, right?”
In her panic, she completely forgot her earlier intention to keep the duck’s name a secret to protect her privacy.
Su Yi looked at the client on the screen with deep sympathy. The girl looked like she had just been struck by lightning. Growing up, the three words Su Yi heard most weren’t “I love you,” but “baggage child.” Right now, the word “impossible” had officially taken the top spot on her list.
Unfortunately, everything was possible.
The Call Duck screamed, “I’m not talking nonsense! I didn’t see it wrong! It wasn’t a misunderstanding! Streamer, hurry up and translate for me!”
It was furious and aggrieved. There were no stupid ducks, only stupid humans!
Three days ago, the mom’s father came to visit. She wasn’t home, only her husband was. The two of them went upstairs together. The duck had finished watching five episodes of a cartoon—including the opening and ending credits—and they still hadn’t come down.
When feeding time arrived, it waited and waited, but no food appeared. It felt so lightheaded from hunger that it took a massive effort to waddle upstairs to find them. After searching for a while, it realized they were in the study. It scratched at the door for ages. When the door finally opened, it saw two naked men.
Seeing the duck staring at them like an idiot, the old man laughed. “Oh no, this little duck caught us in our affair.”
The younger one laughed along. “Then let’s kill the duck to silence it. We’ll stew it and eat it.”
The duck was so scared it nearly wet its pants—even though it didn’t wear any… In short, it was terrified. It thought it was a goner, so it didn’t even dare to quack; it stayed as quiet as a mouse.
After that, it never dared to be left alone. it jumped around trying to reveal the truth, but unfortunately, its mom didn’t understand. It could only follow her wherever she went to protect its own life.
【Naked men… The duck has suffered. What a scheming “fraudulent marriage” gay man!】
【This is so explosive. That image is too beautiful to imagine; remember to take the “child” to a psychiatrist later.】
【As the saying goes, to catch a thief you need the loot; to catch an affair you need the pair. You can’t believe her biological father and husband are hooking up based solely on one side of the story, right? This kind of thing… it’s just impossible to even think about. Anyway, I’m skeptical.】
【I get it. I think the reason the father-in-law and the son-in-law stayed naked in the study for so long was definitely because they were discussing the stock market. The discussion got so heated they started sweating, so they just took their clothes off, right?】
【Skepticism +1. The streamer just caught onto a viral “melon” and is starting to follow a script, isn’t she? If it’s actors, that’s one thing, but if this is a real person seeking help and the “translation” is just made up, that’s truly despicable. It would ruin at least two families.】
From the moment Su Yi finished translating, Sweetie Pie had fallen silent.
Su Yi understood. This was simply too explosive. Even as an outsider, she was shaken. As a daughter and a wife, Sweetie Pie’s current state of mind likely couldn’t be described even by words like “earth-shattering.” If one had to use a phrase, it would be no less than having a bucket of filth dumped over her head.
“Of course, it’s possible Beibei misunderstood. After all, small animals sometimes don’t quite understand human behavior,” Su Yi said, diplomatically trying to salvage the situation. She then offered a sincere suggestion: “How about you try secretly installing a security camera at home?”
“I… Streamer—” Sweetie Pie’s voice was hollow and bitter. She only got a few words out before being interrupted by the loud quacking of the Call Duck.
Beibei was determined to clear its name.
“I didn’t misunderstand! Wait, let me think, let me think… Oh, right! My ‘dad’—ptui, that man—said he was going on a business trip today, but he didn’t go at all! That day, I heard them agree to go to my mom’s old house on the 18th to ‘play something exciting.’ Ahhh, that’s today! If we go right now, we’ll definitely catch them in the act!”
It had almost forgotten this major piece of information. Fortunately, it had been too scared to breathe that day and had been focusing intensely on their every move, which was how it caught the key detail.
As long as they caught them on the spot, it could prove everything it said was true. Its mother’s happiness would be defended by it! The dignity of all ducks would be guarded by it!
“This… I… Streamer, what should I do?” Sweetie Pie murmured to herself.
She was from a single-parent family. Her mother had passed away when she was very young. Although she lived with her grandparents until university before reuniting with her father, she knew he had worked incredibly hard just to give her the best life. For her sake, he hadn’t remarried all these years. After they reunited, he doted on her and even introduced her to his most promising and favored subordinate.
The man was handsome, well-spoken, and handled things appropriately. She had fallen in love quickly and married him within six months. Her married life had been very happy.
But now… she didn’t believe such a ridiculous and absurd thing as an affair between her husband and her father could happen to her. Yet, a voice in her subconscious said: Go. Go see for yourself. If nothing is wrong, you’ll clear their names. If something is… She didn’t dare think further. She could only grab onto the person who told her this shocking news like a life-saving straw: “What should I do?”
Su Yi felt a surge of sympathy. In a situation like this, what should one do? Naturally, you charge to the scene and handle it ruthlessly!
“Hearing is hollow, but seeing is believing. Don’t panic yet. Just go and take a look. If you don’t want to go, you can also install a hidden camera in a discreet spot—”
“Streamer, come with me! Can you go with me? I mean, keep the connection open the whole time,” Sweetie Pie said urgently. “My father’s house is only a ten-minute drive from mine. I… I don’t understand what Beibei is saying…”
She was speaking incoherently, her voice gradually trailing off.
Su Yi thought for a moment and asked the audience, “Is the next ‘family member’ in line watching? Do you agree to postpone your turn? If yes, type 1. If no, type 2.”
The screen was immediately flooded with 1s.
【111 I agree!】
【11111 We all agree!】
【1111111 I’ll fight anyone who types 2!】
【This is a scripted stunt, for sure! A scandal like a father and a husband being together—a normal person would want to hide that as tightly as possible. But here you are, not hiding it at all, taking 100,000 viewers to catch them in the act. If this isn’t a script, I don’t know what is.】
An incongruous voice appeared, and Su Yi accurately caught the keyword.
One hundred thousand viewers? Was she really that impressive? She instinctively glanced at the top left corner. Wow, that’s a lot of people!
“Alright then, I’ll go with you all.” Su Yi cleared her throat, barely suppressing the upward curl of her lips.
As soon as she finished speaking, a “Luxury Rocket” soared across the bottom of the screen, and brilliant gift effects exploded all over the feed.
“Thank you, Streamer!” Sweetie Pie said gratefully.
About fifteen minutes later, Sweetie Pie arrived at the destination with the Call Duck and the viewers on the other side of the phone.
She stood before the door, hesitating and struggling. The comments section was frantically urging her on. After a long while, she finally entered the passcode.
As soon as the heavy security door was pushed open, a series of high-pitched moans of “Husband, gentler” drifted out from inside, followed by a middle-aged man’s robust voice: “You little slut, weren’t you just telling ‘husband’ to go harder?”
Sweetie Pie’s vision blurred and her ears rang. she nearly fainted.
Clutching the Call Duck tightly and holding her phone, she dragged her heavy legs inside like a walking corpse. She stared blankly at the scene of two pale bodies entangled together.
They were so immersed that they didn’t even notice someone had opened the door and entered.
Su Yi’s eyes widened. Wow, that’s… intense!
The comments section exploded.
【AHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES! Offering a high reward for a pair of eyes that haven’t been polluted by a reality show!】
【What’s the situation? Officer, I’m innocent! As soon as I walked in, I saw people performing ‘fairies fighting’!】
【My husband’s husband is my dad?? Wait, let me go to the supermarket and spend two dollars on a rocking horse ride to process this.】
【The visuals are actually okay. Who would’ve thought—it’s a young ‘bottom’ and an old ‘top’! The old man is the ‘top’! The ‘bottom’ has an eight-pack, and while the ‘top’ is well-maintained, he has a bit of a belly. What’s going on? Is the situation in the gay circle really this dire? Is a ‘top’ that hard to find?】
【Someone hug the girl. I feel like she’s about to shatter. These two shameless animals—if it were me, I’d have run to the kitchen for a cleaver ages ago.】
【Holy crap, is this a gay adult film? The scale is this large?! Is this a legitimate livestream room? What is the moderator doing? Why isn’t this banned??】
The next second, Su Yi received a violation warning stating that the stream would be banned if more “obscene or pornographic content” was broadcast. She quickly announced the warning and told Sweetie Pie to move the camera away and not point it at the two protagonists.
Sweetie Pie, whose soul had been shaken out of her body by the scene, apologized dizzily: “I’m sorry, Streamer.” Simultaneously, her hand holding the phone dropped.
【?? There are warnings before getting banned? Last time I streamed and caught a glimpse of my three-month-old son’s butt crack, the moderator banned me immediately, saying I was spreading porn. There was no warning at all. This high-scale stuff isn’t banned? Little Su, you brat, tell the truth—do you have connections at the top?】
Su Yi scratched her head. Really?
Where would she get connections? Could the moderator be her fan too?
The sound of the two of them talking finally startled the two men in the heat of battle.
Four pairs of eyes met. Total silence.
“Quack! I told you! I told you I didn’t misunderstand! Look at this, the evidence is as solid as a mountain!” the Call Duck shouted excitedly. “Mom, call the police! Let the police catch these two shameless bastards!”
The duck’s quacking acted like a wake-up call for the two “petrified” men. They scrambled and rolled off the sofa.
“Guoguo, Guoguo! Don’t misunderstand! It’s not what you think! It was all this slut who seduced me! You have to believe your Dad!”