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Chapter 2

Pet Livestream: Cutting Melons Online

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[Waiting for the next shill. Not gonna lie, the little animals are pretty cute. I hope the new actor has the same acting skills as that fat orange cat just now.]

[Why isn’t the next one on yet, streamer? Did something happen to the actor? If it really doesn’t work out, give me the salary, I’ll call my dog over, I guarantee it will cooperate.]

[What the heck is a Beastmaster? Can you really understand animals talking? Hurry up and get a rich guy or rich girl to place an order and connect so we can see.]Full novel: Pet Livestream: Cutting Melons Online — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

Perhaps because it was on the recommendation page, the number of viewers was increasing faster. Within ten minutes, it was almost a hundred, but still, no one was willing to pay.

A full refund if not satisfied for only 9.9 RMB, and still no one buys it?

The feeling of hunger struck again, and Su Yi’s newly ignited fighting spirit completely collapsed.

She finally understood the true meaning of “man is iron, food is steel, skip one meal and you’ll feel famished.”

Forget it, I’ll go offline first, withdraw the money, and get a meal. I’ll have energy to work once I’m full.

As a result, the amount hadn’t reached the minimum withdrawal limit, so she couldn’t withdraw it. She had to wait a week to withdraw gifts…

Su Yi: Haha, I’m fine, I’m perfectly fine.

You have to spend money to make money!

Just as she was thinking about giving away a few free slots to build up her reputation, someone paid and requested a connection.

Su Yi was overjoyed and quickly accepted it: “Hello family, what’s wrong with your baby?”

The person on the other end also had a cartoon head, but as soon as she heard the voice, she recognized it. Wasn’t this her half-sister, Cheng Lele? What kind of fate was this?

“Don’t call me family. Who is your family? Call me by my ID,” Cheng Lele’s dissatisfied voice came through. “Can you really understand animal language? If you dare lie to me, be careful or I’ll have someone ban your stream.”

Whoa, so arrogant! Truly worthy of being the crucial malicious supporting heiress in this book.

Su Yi was glad she had altered her voice so Cheng Lele couldn’t recognize her; otherwise, she would have lost her 9.9 RMB, and her livestream probably wouldn’t have survived for five seconds.

Su Yi: Just wait for me to quietly level up and blindly dazzle everyone!

At this moment, her feelings were quite complex.

Thinking back to not long ago, she was still acting humble, trying to get her heiress sister to drop a bit of her prejudice against her as an older sister.

Look at what kind of bizarre persona the author gave her!

Even if everyone despised her and openly mocked her as a burden, she still had to persist in trying to move her “family” with her sincerity and didn’t move out.

Every month, she ran back and forth between the two wealthy families of Cheng and Mo, living half a month at her dad’s house and half a month at her mom’s.

Serving tea, pouring water, fighting the servants for chores, spending all her part-time job money to buy them gifts they would never even open. She tried to show them by pleasing everyone that she wasn’t a burden, nor an ungrateful, vain person, but that she also craved a tiny bit of parental love and family warmth, yada yada.

But the result of trying too hard was that she successfully made her parents, who didn’t like her much to begin with, despise her even more, not to mention everyone else.

And in the original novel, she only had a few lines of dialogue and existed solely in memories.

The plot hadn’t officially started yet. According to the timeline, in a while, the heiress Cheng Lele would get into a dispute with the male lead’s sister at a banquet. Eager to protect her sister, she would step forward, and in the ensuing scuffle, accidentally fall to the ground.

Unlucky as she was, the back of her head would hit the stairs perfectly, and she would die on the spot.

A human life.

Because of this, the male lead would tolerate the Cheng and Mo families a lot; after all, it was the shared stepdaughter of the two families who died.

The malicious supporting character, Cheng Lele, also gained an invisible pardon from the male lead because of this incident, creating countless obstacles for the male and female leads’ beautiful romance and jumping around right up until the finale.

Heh, using her death to perfect the plot’s twists and turns, huh? Su Yi smiled and closed her eyes. She had awakened and would never be a part of this plot play again!

“…Hello? What are you giggling about? Still with your eyes closed, are you even listening to what I’m saying?” The bossy voice was still so familiar.

Giggling? This is my MVP early settlement screen, okay?

Su Yi’s smile didn’t fade. She opened her eyes and asked politely: “Excuse me, Miss ‘Joy of the Wind Chimes’, what did you just say?”

“You!” Cheng Lele was furious. She originally wanted to leave with a “Just wait to be banned,” but remembering the thing that had been giving her headaches and making her irritable lately, she suppressed her anger and repeated the question.

Su Yi made a show of saying “Oh”: “It’s normal for alpacas to like spitting, don’t worry about it.”

“Of course I know alpacas like to spit. I’m asking you, why does it like to spit specifically at one person?” Cheng Lele said impatiently.

Su Yi: “Well, I’d have to chat with the alpaca involved to find out.”

“Fine, I’d like to see if you can really understand animals. Yun Duo,” Cheng Lele raised her voice to call the alpaca, then said to Su Yi in disgust, “Drop that ‘ne’ at the end of your sentences, it sounds so weird and sarcastic.”

Su Yi: Haha, you found out.

“Okay.” She replied with a smile.

“You?!” Cheng Lele choked for a moment and was about to lose her temper when a servant came in: “Miss, Yun Duo is playing in the garden and refuses to come up.”

Cheng Lele frowned, intending to catch it herself.

Su Yi spoke up to remind her: “The connection time is only ten minutes.”

“Wait, you are not allowed to connect with anyone else.” After Cheng Lele finished speaking, she tapped her phone, and a cool carnival special effect immediately flashed across the screen.

[Wow, the rich girl is here!]

[Although the room background is blurred, who gets called ‘Miss’ at home? And a garden, a novel coming to life!]

[The domineering rich girl spoils her! Streamer, you’re blessed.]

[People with no judgment shouldn’t be on the internet, it’s a waste of data. Isn’t it obvious this is just another hired shill? Where do so many heiresses come from in real life, and coincidentally appearing in a small livestream that just started a few days ago, heh.]

Su Yi looked at the bullet comments questioning her, smiling without a word.

Next, it was time to witness a miracle!

On the other side, Cheng Lele hurried downstairs, caught the alpaca in the garden, and pulled it upstairs.

She was genuinely annoyed.

Her best friend was about to get engaged, but Yun Duo had strong hostility towards her friend’s boyfriend.

Her friend had brought her boyfriend to her house three times, and every time he was chased and frantically spat on by Yun Duo. They couldn’t pull it away. It wasn’t just embarrassing, it even made her friend hold a grudge against her.

“You, oh you, tell me why you just can’t stand the sight of him?” Cheng Lele patted the alpaca’s head lightly, angry. “Making your mom lose face.”

The alpaca grunted and rubbed its head against her hand affectionately.

Actually, in Cheng Lele’s eyes, her best friend’s boyfriend really wasn’t good enough for her.

The guy had good physical features, tall and handsome, gentle and considerate, but he wasn’t from City A. Although his family background was prominent in their local area, he couldn’t compare to her. But she couldn’t stop her friend from genuinely liking him, liking him to death, having several fights with her family until they finally gave in.

The marriage was about to be settled, and there probably wouldn’t be any more changes. Cheng Lele could only give her blessings, but with the little alpaca pulling this stunt, others might think she ordered it to do so.

She had even found famous animal trainers, but they couldn’t find anything out. She was scrolling through videos in annoyance, accidentally clicked the livestream button, and at a glance saw the words “Beast Language Decryption, Beastmaster Online Pet Consultation and Q&A”. She clicked in without a second thought.

She finished watching the second half of the previous fat cat’s consultation.

Only now did she realize, what was she doing?

“Miss.”

The servant’s words interrupted Cheng Lele’s thoughts.

“What is it?” She asked impatiently.

The servant quickly said: “Miss Su should have arrived at our house three days ago, but even today, she still hasn’t come.”

Cheng Lele was somewhat baffled: “Why are you telling me this? What does her coming or not have to do with me? It’s better if she doesn’t come, out of sight, out of mind.”

“This, uh, okay.” The servant smiled apologetically, silently complaining inside. It was time for the once-a-week alpaca bathing war again.

Their young lady’s alpaca was very pampered. It was fine usually, but as soon as it came to bathing, they couldn’t hold it down. Only that cheap sister, Su Yi, could give it a bath; it only gave her some face.

“That burden, always reporting in like clockwork, why is she late this time?” The servant muttered as he walked away.

Cheng Lele ignored this matter and led the alpaca back to her room.

The snow-white alpaca trotted in, the ruby pendant hanging around its neck swaying.

Su Yi was too familiar with this alpaca. Since it came to the Cheng family, as long as she was there, giving it a bath was her job.

That’s right, it was an errand she actively fought for, striving to show the Cheng family that she wasn’t a freeloader.

“Here, this is Yun Duo, chat with it.” Cheng Lele said.

Her tone was dismissive and disdainful. She still didn’t believe anyone could communicate with animals, but holding on to the principle of “since I’m already here,” she decided to waste a few more minutes.

Anyway, as long as this streamer couldn’t say anything sensible, she could immediately have someone ban her livestream.

A cartoon special effect also appeared on the alpaca’s face. It was startled, took two steps back, and looked at the screen then at Cheng Lele, as if wanting to ask: “Mom, how did we become a cartoon?”

[Wow, such a cute alpaca, the fur is trimmed so beautifully! Two hearts, rubbing it twice through the screen.]

[Alpaca: If you knew I liked spitting, would you still love me?]

[Hahahaha scared by the special effects, pupils earthquaking.]

[Streamer, please start your performance.]

Su Yi glanced at the top left corner; the number of online viewers had already exceeded two hundred.

Nice!

She waved to the alpaca: “Hello Yun Duo, I invited you here to ask you, why do you chase your mom’s best friend’s boyfriend to spit on him? Did he offend you in some way?”

The alpaca tilted its head and grunted a few times: “Huh? How did you know I chased that person to spit on him? Oh, my mom told you. Because I hate him.”

“Why do you hate him?”

Su Yi was also quite curious about this question. She had encountered it once at the Cheng family’s house, and the scene was simply horrifying. That little mouth was like a machine gun, rapid-firing spit out, never missing a shot, spraying that man until he scurried away with his head covered, screaming miserably.

Through the cartoon special effect, Su Yi could actually see disdain on its face. Worthy of being mother and daughter, it was exactly the same as Cheng Lele.

This time the alpaca seemed a bit angry, and no longer afraid of the special effects. It brought its head close to the screen, looking at her eye to eye, grunting continuously for quite a while.

Su Yi listened to it with a grave expression, interjecting from time to time, “Oh my God,” “So that’s how it is,” “I really didn’t expect that,” “Good thing you have piercing eyes.”

Seeing the person and the alpaca really seemed to be chatting, Cheng Lele gradually changed from disbelief to half-believing, unable to hold back from interrupting: “What exactly did Yun Duo say?”

The viewers also urged Su Yi one after another.

[Knowing it’s a script, but I’m still so anxious, what kind of gossip have they made up this time?]

[Mainly this alpaca acts too well, playing off the streamer. Hurry up and sign the kid up for the A Film Academy entrance exam, don’t delay its future.]

[Stop baiting, we’ve all taken the bait. Hurry up and serve me the pre-made gossip!]

[Pre-made gossip? Hahahaha such an apt name. Book no store smash.]

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