Arguing with a woman, men never have the upper hand; after all, women have two “mouths,” top and bottom.
Hence, Li Fei could only admit his mistake, “Okay, I’m wrong, alright?
Listen, teacher, I’m at fault, I’m guilty, I was wrong, I’m reflecting on it…”
Li Fei’s impromptu ditty immediately amused the beautiful teacher, who couldn’t help but burst into laughter with a “pfft.”
“Hey, listen, teacher, you’ve been sitting on top of me for quite a while, right?
If you’ve rested enough, could you please stand up?
Do you have any idea how tired I am?”
“Hmph, serves you right…”
Mei Xin, the teacher, still seething with residual anger, glared at Li Fei one more time, then struggled to stand.
As Li Fei looked up, he realized he had accidentally activated his X-ray vision again and, unsurprisingly, got an eyeful of the beauty beneath the teacher’s skirt!
Immediately after, an agonizing pain surged through him—damn it, his anus itched, and his balls hurt!
Perhaps affected by Li Fei’s pained expression, Mei Xin teacher unexpectedly lost her balance and, without any surprise, ended up sitting right back down between Li Fei’s legs again!
“Ouch!”
“Ouch, damn, that feels…
good…”
Just moments ago, while trapped underneath her, he had already pitched a tent due to the beautiful teacher’s teasing; this time, it was almost like “breaking ground,” and the intense mixture of pleasure and pain made Li Fei’s eyes widen!
“Whew…
teacher, you must really not want to leave me, huh?
But you can only secretly like me; you sure can’t fall in love with me…”
“I love…
Your damn blockhead, I mean!”
Mei Xin was so tempted to strangle Li Fei to death.
This jerk’s face was as thick as a city wall—so thick that not even a knife cut would leave a mark.
Speaking of thick walls, they were nothing compared to his face.
“So why can’t you bear to leave me?
Do you think I’m a free stool?”
This “meat stool” was not that remarkable, especially with those “nails” on top, clearly giving a poking sensation…
“Hmph, you deserve to be ridden!”
“Oh?
Are you saying by a woman?”
“Beast…”
Enraged, Mei Xin was shaking all over.
She’d grown up never encountering a student this shameless!
For a moment, her chest heaved tumultuously, almost bursting the seams of her ol uniform.
With a gulp, Li Fei couldn’t help but swallow a big mouthful of saliva.
Following that, an itchy snot worm wriggled uncontrollably in his nasal passage—damn it, so itchy, ah-choo…
As a hot stream erupted, a gush of noseblood from Li Fei unexpectedly sprayed onto the tender, white spot on the front of Mei Xin’s chest!
“I’m sorry, teacher…”
“Beast…” Mei Xin was almost hysterical, angrily getting to her feet, “Your mouth is so foul; didn’t you brush your teeth this morning?”
“Well…
I actually didn’t, I woke up late, so…
cough cough.
But as a teacher, it’s wrong for you to curse like that!
Think about it, in broad daylight, wasn’t it you who threw yourself at me?
Wasn’t it you who repeatedly rode me and took advantage of me?
Wasn’t it…
um, no more.”
“Who wants to sit on you?
Who wants to take advantage of you?
If my ankle weren’t sprained, I’d rather sit on a toilet than on you, hmph!”
“Listen, teacher, you’re an educated person; we shouldn’t be lying while looking each other in the eye, right?
Is sitting on a toilet more comfortable than on me?
Is a toilet as handsome as I am?
Does it have my intelligence, kindness, tenderness, and thoughtfulness?
Does it have my good looks and grace?”
“Handsome my dead head, you’re as black and skinny as an under-evolved monkey!”
“Again, you’re wrong, teacher.
According to Darwin’s evolution theory, monkeys don’t evolve into humans.
And even though I may not be attractive, I’m very gentle.
I might be dark, but my thoughts shine bright.
I might be skinny, but I’m full of meat!”
“Pfft!” Mei Xin couldn’t help but laugh, “So you’re a crab, then!”
“Hehe, teacher, you finally smiled.
Your smile rivals kingdoms and sinks fish, eclipses the moon and shames flowers, makes all flowers bloom…”
“Ha, it’s more like ‘all flowers wither’!” Mei Xin suddenly found interest in Li Fei, “I really couldn’t tell; you’re quite the joker!”
But Li Fei’s face remained stern as he lectured, “As I said, you may worship me, but you can’t fall in love with me because you might get hurt by a mob of love rivals…”
“You…
I…”
Poor Mei Xin teacher was speechless, tongue-tied in front of Li Fei’s sharp tongue; she suddenly discovered that her usually eloquent classroom rhetoric was no longer effective!
Seen self-loving people but never encountered such a narcissist!
Truly unprecedented, with no one before or after!
So, Mei Xin calmed herself down, took a deep breath, and said coldly, “Alright, since you’re such a perfect man, indeed no woman in this world deserves you.
Then continue to lie there as a quiet handsome man; I’ll leave and won’t bother you!”
However, as Mei Xin tried to move her feet, she found she couldn’t budge due to her sprained ankle.
She forced a step and immediately grimaced, bending over and involuntarily letting out a faint moan.
“Oh no, you’ve twisted your ankle; don’t move, it’ll worsen the injury!”
“Don’t bother with me…”
“Heh, just being stubborn won’t help; let me assist you!” Li Fei said as he stood up from the ground.
“How will you help me?” Mei Xin’s eyes sparkled with tears—she indeed wanted help, but she didn’t want any more intimate ambiguity with him.
Otherwise, she’d never clear her name even if she jumped into the Yellow River.
“I’ll carry you!” Li Fei picked up a folder from the ground and handed it to her delicate hands, “Lean on my back; I’ll carry you to the office to rest for a bit!”
Mei Xin hesitated for a moment—for lack of other options, she reluctantly agreed, “Alright, just to the third floor office.”
Yet the beautiful teacher obviously had a thing for cleanliness; she looked at Li Fei’s grimy palms and asked doubtfully, “You didn’t forget to wash your hands, did you?”
No teeth brushing, naturally no hand washing either!
However, Li Fei fibbed a bit, “Washed them!
Don’t worry, I won’t dirty your new clothes, nor will I tarnish your radiant and eternal image as a beautiful gardener!”
Gotta say, no matter how bad his character, how narcissistic, or how unattractive, he was quite considerate, which was kind of reassuring!
Thus, Mei Xin teacher gently laid her snow-white arms over his shoulders and lightly leaned on his back…
Instantly, as two soft fragrances pressed against him from behind, a subtle maidenly scent invaded Li Fei’s nostrils, and he felt his heart flutter, followed by another rush of nosebleed!
Damn it, he had to hold back this time; nosebleeds aren’t something to let flow freely!
But as his hands rested on those perky and springy buttocks behind him, a heatwave once again erupted from his nostrils—fortunately, the beauty behind couldn’t see this time, otherwise, it would’ve been a huge scandal!
Feeling the delicate, breakable sensation between his palms, Li Fei couldn’t refrain from giving those buttocks a couple of light pats—springy, such a rare gem indeed!
Practically a captivating fairy, irresistible to any man!