Li Fei walked and casually asked, “Hey, where do you rest on the third floor?”
“In the homeroom teacher’s office.”
“What a coincidence, I’m heading there too!”
“What are you going there for?”
“Uhm, I’m looking for someone, a teacher named Mei Xin.
You must know her, right?”
At this moment, Li Fei didn’t realize that Mei Xin behind him had already changed her expression and still asked obliviously, “Hey, is she as pretty as you?
Just hearing her name makes you think she’s beautiful.
Heh, I hope she’s not really an old dragon, right?”
Mei Xin’s pretty face immediately turned dark, “She is indeed very beautiful and looks exactly like me!”
“How is that possible, are you twins?”
“We’re not twins; we are the same person!”
“…”
Now it was Li Fei’s turn to look upset.
“So you’re Li Fei then.
Principal Chen has told me about you—you’re transferring to Boduo School and you’re late on your first day of registration…”
“I’m not late!
I was right on time, but then you bumped into me…
oh, no, it was me who bumped into you…
Hehe, Teacher Mei, no wonder we felt so familiar on first meeting!
It turns out we’re quite fated, huh!”
“What do you mean?”
“I was trying to find you, and you threw yourself into my arms…”
“Li Fei, didn’t you learn to respect and value teachers before?
I’ll be your homeroom teacher from now on.
Please be more respectful!”
“Teacher, I’m stating the facts, okay?
You really did bump into me just now…”
“Li Fei…”
Mei Xin uttered sharply to stop him, this bad student, not only was he reckless with words but also his behavior was outrageous.
The teacher did accidentally bump into you, but couldn’t you have avoided it?
Why did you have to lie down?
And to make matters worse, other students saw it; this is probably going to cause a huge commotion—damn it…
But since it had already happened, it was useless to regret it now.
Let others say what they want, maybe over time they would forget.
Thinking like that, Li Fei had already carried her to the office on the third floor.
He then considerately placed her on a recliner but couldn’t help but chuckle with less than honorable intentions.
“Hey, Li Fei, what are you laughing at?” Mei Xin scolded without any good humor.
She was already unlucky enough, was he really going to kick her while she was down?
“Don’t get me wrong, Teacher!
I’m just curious—I never expected my homeroom teacher to be such a stunning beauty!”
“Hmph, smooth talker.
You’ll grow up to be a bad man!”
But despite saying that, the beautiful teacher felt sweet inside.
No woman in the world does not like to be complimented, especially when being praised for her beauty.
Of course, Mei Xin also had enough confidence that others’ compliments were the truth.
“I’m speaking the truth!
If you looked like a dinosaur, not even death could make me say the same!”
“So as long as I don’t beat you to death, you’ll praise me, right?
You certainly have a way with words!” Mei Xin said with a warm smile.
“I heard from Principal Chen that you’re a model student with excellent grades and character, and you often score perfect marks.
How come I don’t see that at all?”
What?
Often scoring perfect marks, excellent grades and character?
If he could be considered an excellent student, then the term ‘underachiever’ wouldn’t exist in this world!
Of course, Su Manman must have spoken highly of him to Principal Chen.
Indeed, Li Fei did often score a hundred points—the combination of forty points in Chinese, forty points in Math, and twenty points in English made a neat hundred!
Furthermore, Li Fei’s proudest achievement at school was using a slingshot to hit the principal’s wife on the butt.
As for that termagant homeroom teacher, every time after being scolded, he would take it out on her bicycle.
In just three years, Li Fei had deflated her tires at least ninety times, almost creating a Guinness World Record, all without ever being caught…
“Ah, I’ve just never scored double hundred before, shameful, shameful!”
However, at this moment, from behind him, the voice of Evil God coming through the slingshot was rather sleazy, “Cough cough, I didn’t expect that the X-ray vision ability I unlocked for you would accidentally activate your Concubine Technique too.
Now you’re really lucky, kid—beautiful women are falling into your lap!”
“Cough cough, old thing, shut your mouth!”
But Mei Xin couldn’t hear Evil God talking to Li Fei and thought Li Fei was cursing her.
Her beautiful eyes widened with indignation, “What did you say?”
It’s outrageous, how could such a student, who constantly harasses and verbally abuses teachers, possibly be the model student Principal Chen described?
“Cough cough, Teacher Mei, I wasn’t talking about you, please don’t misunderstand!”
“If you weren’t talking about me, there’s only us two in the room.
If not me, could you be talking to yourself?”
“Ah, Teacher Mei, you’re truly experienced and clever as ever.
That’s right, I was talking to myself!”
“…”
Teacher Mei was utterly frustrated by this guy, who completely ignored the rules of engagement.
She could only helplessly shake her head, feeling thoroughly defeated by him.
“Cough cough, Li Fei, I should be taking you to the classroom to introduce you to the other students, but now that I’ve twisted my ankle, you’ll have to go report to class one by yourself.
Just find any seat!”
Li Fei was about to leave, but then the Evil God from behind interjected again, “Kid, this beauty has eyes for you, you sure you don’t want to help her heal her foot?”
Li Fei turned his head away and whispered to Evil God, “Dude, think about it with your butt and you’ll know, of course, I want to make a good impression on the teacher, but it’s a shame I don’t know any medical techniques…”
“It’s not difficult at all!
If I could teach you X-ray vision, medical skills are certainly no exception!”
“Oh, that’s right!” Li Fei suddenly realized.
“Come on, let’s begin.
First, tell her to close her eyes, and then just massage the affected area.”
“You mean, I should massage her jade foot?”
“What, isn’t that exactly what you wanted?”
“I did, but,”
“Damn it, you’re not teaching me to be a pervert, are you?”
“Hehe, the nature of human actions is determined by the heart.
A great person, even with a blade in hand, does not kill, and the pure of heart, even if they touch a woman’s entire body, are not lechers!”
Huh, that logic seems pretty deep!
Damn it, he’d always thought Old Dragon to be the sleaziest creature, yet his philosophy seemed rather profound!
“Mm, I understand.
Okay then.”
Although Li Fei considered himself pure of heart, if he managed to heal Teacher Mei’s foot injury, and if the beautiful teacher was deeply grateful, perhaps even offering herself in thanks, Li Fei would inevitably be unable to turn down such a generous offer from the teacher!
Moreover, Li Fei was always weak when it came to resisting beauties, and facing Mei Xin, a top-tier beauty, his immunity was virtually nonexistent…