Just outside the office door stood a hypocritically moral-looking middle-aged man who was severely lacking in the follicle department, exhibiting a Mediterranean hairstyle.
Plus, he was overweight with short limbs, giving off an uninspired and defeated appearance.
This sleazy middle-aged man was named Lu Yisu, the head of the Philosophy Department at Boduo College.
This old pervert had been drooling over the beauty of Mei Xin for a long time but never had the chance to make a move.
So, he resorted to using work as an excuse to sexually harass Teacher Mei repeatedly, making Mei Xin feel sick every time he came up, like she had swallowed a live fly.
Because of this animal’s lascivious and promiscuous nature, spending all day hitting on women, he caught a venereal disease; not only him, but his wife contracted syphilis too.
Eventually, they separated, but now Lu Yisu felt completely liberated and started bringing batches of prostitutes home!
However, as the number-one beauty of Boduo College, Mei Xin, with her goddess-like aura, was forever the idol in Lu Yisu’s eyes.
Thus, he was hellbent on getting close to her fragrance!
Today, as soon as he approached the door of Mei Xin’s office, he heard faint moans coming from inside, the kind that turned men to mush…
Damn, it was his goddess, Mei Xin’s voice!
Lu Yisu couldn’t help but shudder inside, damn it, someone was violating his dream goddess!
Who the hell dared to mess with the chick I’ve got my eye on, huh?
If I can’t have her, I’ll make sure no one else can, not even the wolves!
With that thought, Lu Yisu’s anger reached the heavens, and he was about to burst in and catch them red-handed…
but then he heard Mei Xin’s soft, excited voice, “Oh, you’re so amazing…”
Damn, always acting like some lofty iceberg goddess, everyone thought the top beauty of the school was a rare jewel, but behind the scenes, she was just a whore!
I, Lu Yisu, slaved tirelessly over her, to no avail.
Apparently, she despises my short equipment and prefers another man’s long and thick one, what a bitch!
Thinking about this, Lu Yisu felt an inexplicable rage burning in his heart, damn it, I had to see for myself, which animal dared to murder the flower under broad daylight, and even had the audacity to start it right in the office!
Hmph, I will expose your disgraceful acts to the public and make sure you can’t stay in Boduo College for another day!
So, Lu Yisu barged in with a gloomy face, pushing the door open as if he were a husband catching his wife with a lover.
Mei Xin was surprised and asked, “Director Lu, what are you doing here?”
“What, did I inadvertently spoil your fun, and now you’re upset about it?”
Of course, the person accusing others of being upset was, in fact, the most upset himself because he saw Mei Xin’s face flushed, clearly showing the afterglow of ‘that’ activity, and even more annoying was the young man’s strange behavior, holding a wad of tissues with bloodstains.
Lu Yisu felt like a dagger had just stabbed his heart, bleeding profusely.
Turns out, this young man had beaten him to it, and what’s worse, Mei Xin was still a virgin!
If only I knew this, I would have forced her right on the spot!
Unfortunately, it’s too late now, and his goddess was deflowered by some young punk!
What a tragedy!
Just goes to show, good cabbage is always ruined by pigs!
In an instant, Lu Yisu’s eyes blazed with furious flames, almost wishing to burn Li Fei to ashes, leaving no trace behind!
Who is this kid anyway?
Not a teacher, no—barely growing facial hair, probably sixteen or seventeen at most, surely a student.
Damn, they’re actually tangled up in a forbidden teacher-student relationship!
Naturally, Li Fei was also aware of the angry jealousy flashing in Lu Yisu’s eyes.
“Teacher Mei, who is this guy?”
“Lu Yisu, the head of the Philosophy Department at Boduo College.”
“Lu Yi-wanked-all-night?” Li Fei couldn’t help but burst into laughter, “No wonder he looks so sleazy.
But I read in a book that if a man masturbates all night, he loses at least three years of his life!”
“Really… really?” Lu Yisu exposed a frightened expression.
“Hehe,” Li Fei let out a smug laugh.
Lu Yisu then realized he’d been mocked and asked angrily, “Which class are you in?
So disrespectful!”
“Disrespectful?
That’s still better than you, bursting into people’s rooms without knocking.
Didn’t your mom teach you any manners when you left home this morning?
Even kindergarten kids know better, you know?
What if you had caught me cheating with your sister?”
“Cough, Teacher Mei, which class is this student from?
Expel him, right now!” Lu Yisu shouted at Li Fei.
“Oh, Director Lu, this child is in my class.
He’s been under severe emotional stress due to a failed young love, so please be magnanimous and don’t stoop to his childish level…”
As Mei Xin tried to smooth things over, she couldn’t help but want to laugh herself; Li Fei’s words really hit the mark and were so damn satisfying!
Is that so?
He’s from your class, huh?” Lu Yisu quickly directed his anger toward Mei Xin.
“Teacher Mei, you’re really out of line.
How can a teacher mess around with a male student in the office?
It’s unethical and indecent, you understand?
If word gets out, you’ll ruin our whole college’s reputation!”
“Hey, Director Lu, how can you talk like that?”
Mei Xin’s pretty face turned beet red as she retorted, “Let me tell you, I, Mei Xin, have always conducted myself with integrity, so watch your mouth.
My relationship with Li Fei is purely academic!”
Lu Yisu scoffed, “What, do you think I’m a three-year-old?
I heard what you two were up to in there!
You really know how to put on a show!”
“Then do you dare to bet?
If there’s anything impure about our relationship, let a brick fall from the sky and smash us to death!
And if there isn’t?”
“Then get smashed by bricks too…”
But just as Lu Yisu finished speaking, with a bang, a brick indeed fell right in front of him, almost turning his head into mashed watermelon, scaring Lu Yisu pale as he covered his head and shouted outside, “Who?
Who the hell lacks manners this much, throwing bricks…”
Of course, only Li Fei knew that this had to be the work of that sleazy Old Dragon from behind!
And Lu Yisu, still hunched over, yelled at Mei Xin, “You did that shameful thing, no matter how much you swear, there’s no…”
“You…” Mei Xin, furious, gritted her teeth and warned, “Director Lu, please leave.
Do not slander my innocence!”
“Feeling guilty, huh?
Admit that you and your young lover were flirting in the office!
The way you were moaning—so provocative!”