Li Fei stepped forward with a respectful bow and said to Teacher Mei Xin, “Teacher Mei, if you trust me, I can heal your foot injury!”
“Oh?
Really?
Do you know medical techniques?”
“Of course, you see, I come from a family renowned for traditional Chinese medicine.
Unfortunately, my parents passed away early, so I haven’t become a master.
However, treating minor ailments like bruises, sprains, bone fractures, and even…
irregular periods, excessive vaginal discharge…”
Apart from the early passing of his parents, Li Fei’s story kept getting more far-fetched, but he continued his endless spiel with spit flying onto Teacher Mei Xin’s face, “Hehe, you might not know, but I have a bit of fame in Zhonghai’s medical community.
They nicknamed me…”
“Bullshitter?”
“Not at all, not at all.
They call me Li Banxian!”
As he said this, Li Fei stroked his sparse few whiskers as if they were the mythical goatee that symbolized superior medical skills!
“Is it true?
I can’t see it at all,” Mei Xin was still half-convinced.
“Hehe, this is what they call ‘a real person doesn’t show his face, someone who shows his face isn’t a real person’, ha!
Did you know?
According to Li Family’s tradition passed down from our ancestors, we generally don’t treat people casually.
It’s only because you are my teacher that I’ll do this.
Otherwise, no matter how much you begged, I wouldn’t lift a finger!”
“I see.
Well then, I’ll trust you this once!” Although Mei Xin still couldn’t believe this smooth-talker in front of her could be a miracle worker of Chinese medicine, a hopeful and curious part of her wondered if by some fluke he might just heal her foot.
Then she wouldn’t have to go to the hospital and save all that hassle, right?
“Watch carefully, Teacher Mei.
With Li Banxian here, it’ll be a matter of minutes before everything is taken care of.”
“Will it hurt a lot?” Mei Xin showed a fearful expression.
“It definitely won’t hurt!” Li Fei confidently said, “Come on, stretch out your foot!”
Mei Xin, still half-skeptical, lifted her injured right foot and placed it in front of Li Fei.
Yikes, it really was quite severe; her ankle was red and swollen, noticeably bigger than her left foot.
And so, Li Fei gently placed his palm on the wound, “Mmm, quite serious indeed.
But, who has the fortune to meet me, Li Banxian?
Just give me a few moments to cure the illness…”
Yet as Mei Xin turned her head slightly in pain, Li Fei leaned closer and whispered to Old Dragon, “Old Dragon, what the hell are you dawdling for, teach me quick!
I’m about to blow my cover!”
“Hmm, just tell her: ‘I’m going to use Tui Na techniques to treat your injury.
Traditional Chinese massage promotes blood flow, clears the meridians, and reduces pain.'”
So Li Fei parroted Old Dragon’s instructions and “translated” it to Mei Xin!
Hearing this, Teacher Mei Xin couldn’t help but start believing in this ‘Li Banxian’, whose fuzz hadn’t even fully grown in, “Then, be gentle, okay?
I’m afraid of pain…”
“No problem.
But Teacher, when I’m treating your injury, you must close your eyes, please.”
“Oh?
Why’s that?” She’d never heard a doctor in a hospital ask a patient to do that.
“Hmm, it’s a habit I’ve cultivated over many years of practicing medicine as Li Banxian, ha, no explanations!”
Many years?
How old are you even?
“Fine, I agree.
But you have to promise not to peek at my privacy!”
“I swear on my honor, I would never peep at any sensitive areas of yours, okay?”
Honor?
You have honor?
There have been more than a few instances where you’ve seen every inch of a woman with your X-ray vision!
If it weren’t for the pain it causes when peeping on others, no one could guarantee what this pervert might do!
However, Teacher Mei surprisingly found herself trusting him and blushed a delicate pink.
“Alright then!”
Mei Xin obligingly closed her beautiful eyes, her long, lovely lashes trembling slightly, so enticingly alluring.
Li Fei reached out his evil claw and grasped Mei Xin’s delicate foot tenderly in his hand.
It was exquisitely beautiful and appetizing, and since Li Fei had skipped breakfast, it suddenly stirred up his hunger, and his stomach growled as he involuntarily swallowed a big gulp of saliva.
Such a charming foot!
Any more would be too long, any less too short; any bigger too thick, any smaller too thin.
It was all just right, as if custom-made according to the Golden ratio, with a pale redness, delicate and tender, impossible to let go!
Li Fei gently caressed her foot, momentarily forgetting he was treating her, mistaking it for flirting instead.
Mei Xin was in pain from her twisted ankle, and Li Fei’s despicable flirting made it even worse, as she let out soft moans.
“Kid, take it easy, gently massage it!”
Just as Old Dragon finished speaking, a dazzling rainbow shot out from behind Li Fei’s slingshot, then concentrated in the palm of his hand.
As he massaged, the rainbow spread out and eventually melted into Mei Xin’s wound.
Soon, Mei Xin’s expression relaxed, and the warmth on her injury felt like the first rays of sunshine in March warming a chilly heart, refreshing and clearing her mind.
Nevertheless, with Li Fei’s forceful movements, Mei Xin couldn’t help but let out a mix of long and short moans, which sounded less like pain and more, well, lascivious.
Damn it, it’s just treatment, okay?
If the clueless masses outside heard, they might think there was something naughty afoot!
Hearing Mei Xin moan, the evil elements within Li Fei stirred, and he started fantasizing about scenes from Japanese adult movies.
The next second, he felt an itch in his nose, and damn it, he started bleeding from the nose again!
Li Fei frantically rummaged for tissues, causing Mei Xin more pain and provoking an even more siren-like moan.
Thankfully, after a half-minute, poor Li Fei finally found a bundle of toilet paper, covered his nose, but by then it was too late.
Drip, drip, a few drops of blood fell crisply to the floor, and Li Fei became a total mess, wiping his nose and the floor in vain, only making it dirtier.
A few minutes later, Old Dragon’s deep voice finally stated, “It’s done, kid.”
Li Fei let out a sigh of relief and theatrically shook his wrist, “Teacher Mei, you can open your eyes and see if it feels better?”
Mei Xin opened her eyes to find Li Fei’s nose and mouth smeared with blood, “Oh my, are you okay?
Why the nosebleed all of a sudden?”
“Er, nothing, just dry weather, got a little too hot, haha.”
Li Fei explained while frantically grabbing more tissues to clean his nose.
However, what he was most nervous about was whether Mei Xin’s ankle had actually healed.
If his treatment hadn’t worked, Teacher Mei would certainly not let him off lightly, as he’d clearly taken advantage of the situation!
Damn it, Old Dragon, if you dare mess with me, I’ll throw your slingshot into the sea or bury it, trapping you forever…
“Wow!
I’m healed!”
Mei Xin tried walking a few steps, lifting her leg in surprise.
The intense pain that had been there was gone, and she felt lighter than before the injury, even stronger!
“Hey, Li Fei, you’re really amazing!”
Mei Xin’s opinion of Li Fei changed completely.
If before she thought of him as a skeevy loser who had connections, now this little nobody had spectacularly turned the tables!