Сhapter 15: Livеstrеam Bаnned for Тhrее Dауs
Sistеr Lingdang rеturnеd аftеr buying Wangzаi milk, and the game соntinued.
Littlе Rаbbit Хun nibblеd оn her fingеrnаils: “Whаt hapреned with Sistеr Lingdang and me is а bit differеnt, so it shouldn’t cоunt, right?”
Adi: “I dоn’t think it cоunts.”
Sоng Jingwu had just washеd an apрlе аnd tоok a big bitе, sауing: “Тhen what hаpрened tо me should bе prettу similar.”
“Huh? You аlsо рroроsed to a bоy with а sоda cаn ring when yоu werе littlе?” Littlе Rabbit Хun, worried shе might lose, sоundеd а bit anxious.
Song Jingwu dropped а bоmbshell: “Propоsing tо a dog should соunt, right? Of course, it was a male dog, the neighbor’s dog, a bit older, so you could call him ‘big brother.’ In the end, I was also chased and beaten by my parents with a feather duster.”
Comments: …!!!
[Oh, this? That seems to make sense! I can’t even argue against it!]
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[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
[Only my Sister Wu would do something like this, not even sparing a dog!]
[Super Fierce Man: That does sound like something you’d do. I believe it.]
[333: Are humans not worthy anymore?]
[Yan Yan’er: I have to say, that dog was pretty lucky. I’m so jealous, hmph~]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: …]
Sister Lingdang stifled a laugh and asked: “Did it work out in the end?”
[Hahahahaha, what kind of question is that? You really know how to ask!]
[Is this a love story between a human and a dog that never ended?]
[I bet that dog was really handsome, so much so that even I would have to step aside.]
Song Jingwu propped her head up with one hand, trying hard to recall: “Hmm… I think it almost worked, but then the dog suddenly lay down and exposed its belly, which scared me off.”
“Why did that scare you off?” Sister Lingdang looked puzzled, and everyone else was curious too.
Song Jingwu dropped another bombshell: “Right after I proposed, it wanted to consummate the marriage. If I didn’t run, was I supposed to stay and actually do it with the dog?”
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I’m slamming the table laughing!]
[What kind of logic is that? A dog exposing its belly means it wants to consummate the marriage? The streamer’s thought process could fry a CPU!]
[Don’t laugh at the streamer. When I was a kid, I was even crazier. My brother and I had a contest to see who could lick chicken poop without touching it. The one whose tongue got closest without touching it would win. I ended up licking it directly and thought it tasted kinda good?]
[When I was a kid, I went to cut pigweed with my friends in the village. One friend said he needed to poop, and in a corner, he found a pumpkin. Suddenly inspired, he cut a hole in the pumpkin, pooped inside, and then stuffed the cut piece back in. Later… we heard someone in the village cursing loudly.]
“Sister Wu, you win. I’ll take the loss and do 30 squats right now.”
Little Rabbit Xun was a straightforward person. She started her punishment without hesitation. By the last squat, she was panting heavily and coquettishly begged the livestream viewers: “Please say, ‘Your Highness, please rise.’”
Then the comments quickly started flooding with “Your Highness, please rise”… Song Jingwu’s eyes widened in amazement, feeling like she’d just learned something new.”Let me share a story from my childhood too. Don’t judge me by how I look now—I was actually quite cute when I was little. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have been stalked by a perverted creep. That day, it was raining on my way home from school. I was holding an umbrella, and the road was a bit remote, so with the rain, there weren’t many people around.
As I passed by an alley, a big hand suddenly yanked me inside. He threatened me with a knife, telling me not to scream, and while leering, he tried to grope me. Even though I was terrified at the time, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration… Guess what I did?”
Little Rabbit Xun hugged herself. “Wow, you went through something like that? That’s so scary!”
Adi shook his head. “I really can’t guess.”
Logically, when someone holds a knife to you at such a young age, you’d be too scared to move, let alone resist. You’d just have to let them do whatever they wanted.
The chat was flooded with comments:
【Waiting for Mist Sister to unleash her imagination—don’t let us down!】
【Dragon Horse Spirit: Maybe we shouldn’t let her speak. I’m a bit worried it might violate the rules.】
【333: It probably won’t go that far.】
Song Jingwu answered almost without hesitation. “If it were me, I’d use my umbrella to stab his… eyeballs! Then I’d gouge them out and stomp on them like bubbles!”
【Damn, Mist Sister is brutal! Hahahahaha, I love how ruthless she is!】
【Oh, I thought she was going to say she’d stab a certain kind of ‘egg’! Is that all?】
【Mist Sister, your imagination is lacking this time. Thumbs down!】
【Hahahahahaha, was I the only one expecting her to say she’d stab his asshole? Stabbing an umbrella tip up there would be so satisfying!】
【No, no, they were facing each other. Stabbing his balls makes more sense.】
【Yan Yan’er: Oh no, everyone, flood the chat with positivity!】
【Little Star: This is a positive livestream. Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony…】
【Positivity positivity positivity positivity positivity positivity positivity positivity positivity positivity positivity positivity…】
After reading the comments, Song Jingwu blurted out, “The chrysanthemum withers, the ground is scarred, your umbrella tip has turned yellow.”
But the very next second, the livestream screen went black, and a message popped up:
【This livestream has violated the platform’s rules and has been forcibly shut down. It will be banned for 72 hours.】
Song Jingwu stared at the suddenly black screen, a little confused at first. She thought it might have been a network issue until she saw the ban notice. Not only was she banned, but it was for three whole days.
If this had happened to any other streamer, they’d probably be crying. But Song Jingwu didn’t mind at all. It meant she could take a three-day break—how great!
She went to her fan group and announced she’d be back in three days, telling everyone not to miss her too much.
【Yan Yan’er: Waaah, does that mean we won’t see Mist Husband for three days? I can’t imagine how hard these three days will be!】
【Little Star: It’s okay, it’s okay. It’s a good chance for Mist Treasure to rest. Mist Treasure, remember to come chat with us in the group!】
【333: Rest well.】
‘Super Fierce Man,’ who had just applied to join the group, was approved by the moderator. Right at that moment, Song Jingwu suddenly changed the group name to:
［Gun Gate Mist Army Regiment］[Super Fierce Man: Damn, such a chuunibyou name, truly fitting for you, group owner.]
[333: What does ‘Gun Sect’ mean?]
[Yan Yan’er: I know! Because my hubby Wuwu’s WeChat name is Button Gourd · Water Gun War God! Hahaha, isn’t it domineering?]
She had just discovered that hubby Wuwu had changed his WeChat name. It used to be Wuwuzi, but now it’s Water Gun War God. Gotta say, it’s really freaking unique!
[Super Fierce Man: Pfft, Button Gourd Water Gun War God? How did you come up with that? It does kinda match your mental state though.]
[333: Not bad.]
[Looking at Flowers in the Fog: Hehehe~ We’re all one family from now on~]
[Super Fierce Man: Speaking of which, how exactly did that Brother Bahun and 9999 offend you? I heard they sent you gifts, and you just treated them like air?]
He finally asked! He finally asked!
God knows how much the two of them wanted to know the answer.
[Yan Yan’er: Yeah yeah, I really wanna know too!]
[Looking at Flowers in the Fog: They are the big brothers from One Wanwan’s house.]
Fierce Man and 333 typed simultaneously: [That’s it?]
They didn’t quite believe it. It didn’t seem that simple.
Song Jingwu typed out another line: [In short, One Wanwan and all the big brothers from her house have a grudge against me.]
A grudge? What kind of grudge?
Fierce Man and 333 were utterly confused. How come they didn’t know they had a grudge against her?
Oh right, they heard the two had a PK match before, and Looking at Flowers in the Fog got absolutely crushed by the big brothers from One Wanwan’s livestream room.
But, they weren’t there at the time, and back then, they didn’t even know One Wanwan. Does that count?
They could swear to heaven, they really never helped One Wanwan fight her!
[Yan Yan’er: Huh, I noticed Fierce Man follows One Wanwan~]
Fierce Man was instantly startled, as if afraid of being kicked out of the group, and hurriedly typed to explain: [I followed her randomly back then, followed over a dozen people. I’ll cancel them all right now.]
[Yan Yan’er: Third Brother is still the best, after all. Third Brother’s following list only has my hubby Wuwu~]
[333: I’m very loyal.]
He secretly logged into the 9999 account. This account currently only followed one streamer, “One Wanwan”. Back then, Brother Bahun made him follow her, so he reluctantly did.
So, he directly unfollowed.
PS: When reminders to update break a hundred, I’ll update twice daily. Let’s go, everyone! Please help recommend this book a lot~