Сhарtеr 14: Мust Teaсh Нer a Lеsson
Sister Lingdаng wаs аlsо аmusеd by hеr: “Наhаha, aсtually, it’s even mоrе ridiculоus thаn уоurs.”
“Оh? Did he knееl dоwn so hard thаt his рants instаntly split into оpеn-crotch рants?”
Sоng Jingwu cоntinuеd to let hеr imagination run wild, strоking hеr сhin with а somewhаt рrоfоund exрressiоn.
【Pfft hahаhahahаhahahаhahahahаhаhаhahаhаhaha】
【Supеr Fierсе Man: Whаt the hell with thе oреn-сrotсh pants!】
【333 (smоking): That’s аlsо а possibility.】
Sister Lingdang shook her hеаd, both amused and ехasperаtеd, then said with a numb expression: “He suddenly pulled out a mini can of Wangzai Milk from his pocket, popped the tab, handed it to me, and said: ‘Stay prosperous this year too～’”
Song Jingwu slammed the table, laughing hysterically: “Hahahahaha, he’s so stingy! He couldn’t even spare a full-sized can of Wangzai Milk!”
Sister Lingdang: “…” You really know how to focus on the key point. Is that even the key point?
The barrage couldn’t stop laughing:
【Hahahahahahahahaha, how much did Wangzai Milk pay you? I’ll pay ten times that for Wahaha!】
【I’m simpler. I just want to know if they broke up afterward?】
【I admire this girl’s train of thought! Truly a mudslide in the comedy world!】
【Super Fierce Man: Shut up, your laughter is so dumb.】
【333: I’ll buy you the big can.】
“And then? You didn’t break up right away, did you?” Little Rabbit Xun was burning with curiosity.
Sister Lingdang looked a bit embarrassed: “To be honest, I was so blinded by love at the time that I actually found it quite sweet. Then I downed the entire can of Wangzai Milk in one go and replied: ‘You stay prosperous too～’”
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, now that you mention it, it does seem a tiny bit romantic?】
【“You stay prosperous too～” Are these two reciting ad slogans?】
【Hmph, try that on a girl who doesn’t like Wangzai Milk or is allergic to it. She’d beat the snot out of him!】
【I still just want to know if the two of them are still together now?】
“Are you two still together now?” Little Rabbit Xun voiced what most people were thinking—everyone was quite gossipy.
Sister Lingdang shook her head, showing a hint of resentment: “I found out later that he didn’t just do the one-knee Wangzai Milk move on me. He did it to others too, with the exact same line, and always with the mini cans!”
Song Jingwu nodded in deep agreement: “Seems like he must have bought those mini Wangzai Milks in bulk. After all, the mini ones are cheaper. Not like me… I only buy the big cans! If we’re going to drink, we might as well drink to our heart’s content!”
Three large cans of Wangzai Milk were heroically pulled out of her bag. She immediately opened one and started gulping it down.
“I want some too. I’ll go get a can!” Little Rabbit Xun remembered there was still some Wangzai in the fridge and got up to fetch one.
“My fridge has some too.” Adi also went to get Wangzai.
Only Sister Lingdang’s home didn’t have any. Ever since she found out that guy was a scumbag, she hadn’t drunk Wangzai Milk again—it just felt gross.
But today, she suddenly felt like having some, so she said: “I’ll go buy a few cans from the supermarket downstairs. Wait for me, okay?”
【Ahhhhhh I want some too, but the supermarket in my neighborhood is already closed. Luckily, I still have a box of milk.】
【Huh, is this an ad for Wangzai Milk? Why isn’t there a shopping cart link?】[Sorry, wrong livestream, is this a drinking broadcast?]
[Yan Yan’er: Hubby, we have the same thing! I’m drinking Wangzai too, hehe~]
[333: Want to drink.]
[Super Fierce Man: @333, wanna go out for a drink?]
[333: I sent someone to buy it.]
[Huh? Are Fierce Man Bro and Third Brother actually know each other in real life?]
[Super Fierce Man: We know each other.]
[333: We don’t.]
Song Jingwu was still immersed in drinking Wangzai and eating spicy strips, not paying much attention to the chat messages, but she could spot gift notifications immediately.
[User “I Trample the Sky to Arrive” sent Confession Balloon 1]** (521 Tomato)
[User “Yaya’s Mom” sent Always By Your Side 1]** (520 Tomato)
[User “Super Fierce Man” sent Bro 666 10]** (39999 Tomato)
Song Jingwu made a heart gesture with her hands: “Thank you, Trample the Sky Bro, for the Confession Balloon. Thank you, Yaya’s Mom, for Always By Your Side. Thank you, Fierce Man Bro, for the Bro 666~”
[User “333” sent Dream Castle 3]** (86664 Tomato)
Song Jingwu continued making hearts: “Thank you, Third Brother, for the big castles. Wow, you sent so many! Are you trying to make me a landlady?”
[333: Want you to be a princess.]
Song Jingwu pretended to be shy: “Third Brother, you’re so sweet. Who isn’t a princess, right?”
[333: What’s your favorite color?]
Song Jingwu answered without hesitation: “Since I’m a princess, of course I like pink~”
Meanwhile, in the livestream room of the eight-star female streamer “UC Nainai,” the max-level big shot who was causing a ruckus yesterday, “Ao Banma,” was her main supporter.
[Ao Banma: Nainai, still can’t connect? Is she still in a PK call?]
Ao Banma grew angrier the more he thought about it. After learning that Looking at Flowers in the Fog had started streaming, he wanted Nainai to initiate a PK call with her. But the other party didn’t accept, so he tried to force a PK. However, it showed that she was already in a call, causing the attempt to fail.
UC Nainai shook her head: “She’s still in a call. Can any of our family members go take a peek for us?”
[Er Huzi: I just went over to check. It seems like she’s playing a game during the call. Probably won’t end for a while.]
UC Nainai quickly comforted him: “President Ao, don’t be angry. She’s just an arrogant little streamer. I’ll go teach her a lesson for you later!”
A flood of bootlicking comments followed:
[Daring to provoke our President Ao? A measly three-star streamer would be crushed to dust by our President Ao in minutes!]
[I lurked in her stream for a bit yesterday. That streamer really is quite arrogant. She managed to offend several big shots in one stream. People are saying she’s trying some reverse psychology to hook a sugar daddy. It’s hilarious.]
[Hahaha, I just saw Looking at Flowers in the Fog kick the level 74 big shot Ba Hun Dai Si Wa out of her livestream. She’s literally digging her own grave!]
[If a few of the big shots team up, Looking at Flowers in the Fog’s account is definitely getting banned!]
Ao Banma’s mood improved slightly. He snorted and typed: [Before her account gets banned, I must teach her a lesson! Otherwise, she’ll think Ao Banma is easy to bully!]