Chaptеr 21: Тhe Livestrеam Almоst Gоt Ваnnеd Аgain
“Вrоthеr Вahun, maуbe I should just kick yоu оut agаin?” Sоng Jingwu dеlibеrаtelу flаshеd a mischiеvоus grin.
【Bа Hun Dai Si Wa: Dоn’t! You’vе alreadу kickеd me оut оnce bеfore.】
【Yan Yаn’еr: Нubbу Wuwu, what abоut thаt Ваi Bai guу? Didn’t yоu want to сonneсt with him?】
“He’s аlready еndеd his strеam.”
Sоng Jingwu hаd just checkеd—that littlе jеrk seemеd to havе cоmрlеtelу opрosite strеаming hоurs from hers. If she wanted to connесt with him, she’d have to stаrt strеaming earliеr.
“Нow about we invite Little Rabbit Xun and the others to continue playing that game from last time?”
Suddenly unsure what to do, she decided to ask for everyone’s opinion.
【Dragon Horse Spirit: Forget it. We’ll probably get hauled off again in no time.】
【Little Star: Hahahahaha, I believe Mist Treasure has what it takes. Maybe the next ban will be for seven days!】
【Ba Hun Dai Si Wa: Why are you guys spouting such blunt truths? Doesn’t the streamer have any dignity to uphold?】
“The livestream got banned because of rule-breaking comments in the chat. It has nothing to do with me.” Song Jingwu didn’t think it was her fault at all. She believed what she said was perfectly fine.
Meanwhile, in Song Wanwan’s livestream room.
【Falling Leaves Return to Roots: Why hasn’t God Boss come for several days? I sent him messages, but he didn’t reply.】
【Simple Love: Brother Bahun probably won’t come anymore either, and his friend, 9th Brother, likely won’t show up either.】
Song Wanwan’s face looked extremely unpleasant at the moment. Her lips were bitten so hard they had turned pale, but she still forced a smile and asked, “Then, Brother Falling Leaves, Brother Simple, and Brother Guang, will you abandon Wanwan too?”
All three replied: 【Absolutely not, don’t worry.】
Only then did Song Wanwan feel a bit better. However, she knew that these three big brothers were not on the same level as Brother Bahun and God Boss. After all, she had witnessed Brother Bahun’s strength today—reaching level 75 in just half a year. He was undoubtedly a top-tier whale among whales.
Yet he had flown away from her livestream room and into the room of some ugly monster. Who wouldn’t feel uncomfortable about that?
【User “Unrestrained” has entered the livestream room】
【User “Reckless” has sent Carnival*1】
【Unscrupulous: Wanwan, what’s wrong? Who bullied you?】
【Falling Leaves Return to Roots: Ah, Boss Si, you’re finally here. Wanwan has been upset all night.】
Unscrupulous: What’s going on?】
Seeing that Lu Tiansi, a big brother she had already met in real life, had arrived, Song Wanwan suddenly felt even more aggrieved. “Brother Si, you’re here.”
【Falling Leaves Return to Roots: Today, Brother Bahun went wild in another livestream room, gifting over 1,000 Carnivals. He unfollowed Wanwan and probably won’t come back anymore.】
【Falling Leaves Return to Roots: 9th Brother is his friend, so he likely won’t come either. God Boss hasn’t shown up for days either. I suspect they’ve all gone to that “Looking at Flowers in the Fog” livestream room.】
Unscrupulous: Who? Looking at Flowers in the Fog? That woman has that kind of ability?】
He was about to laugh himself to death. What qualifications did an ugly monster like her have?
【Simple Love: That woman wears a mask, so no one knows what she looks like. Could she be an ugly monster?】
[Uninhibited]: To be honest, Wanwan and I both know her. In real life, she’s been pestering me relentlessly, and it’s incredibly annoying.】
Song Wanwan pursed her lips and said nothing.
【Love Is a Ray of Light: Is she good-looking?】
Unscrupulous: Extremely ugly. Just looking at her makes you want to vomit.】
【Simple Love: Pfft, so she really is an ugly monster.】【Falling Leaves Return to Roots: It seems Brother Bahun wants to protect her now. I wonder what he’ll think when he finds out she’s an ugly freak, hahaha.】
The conversation between the few people was screen-recorded and began spreading wildly throughout the entire circle. After fermenting overnight, it had gone viral in almost every major streamer’s group chat.
Early this morning, “Qiang Ge’s Talk Show” livestream was also discussing this matter while playing the recording of yesterday’s epic PK.
Everyone launched into a heated discussion about the topic of “Looking at Flowers in the Fog being incredibly ugly,” occasionally using insulting language in their remarks.
After all, yesterday’s PK had made countless people green with envy and jealousy. Moreover, ‘Looking at Flowers in the Fog’ was just an ugly freak—something the female streamers simply couldn’t accept!
Especially those female streamers who had been unfollowed by Brother Bahun and considered themselves very beautiful—they were even more outraged!
How could an ugly freak steal their big brother away?
Surely it was because Brother Bahun didn’t know she was ugly. Once he found out she was hideous, he’d probably pack up and run overnight, right?
They had wanted to DM him to tell him about this, but couldn’t send private messages. There was no choice but to wait until Looking at Flowers in the Fog went live today and then go to her stream to find Brother Bahun and inform him.
…
Zhang Shuishui, who hadn’t dared to go live for several days, suddenly received a private message from “Shi Yi Yun”: 【Shuishui, I’ve thought it over. I realize I still love you, and I like you no matter what you look like.】
Zhang Shuishui was both shocked and overjoyed, hurriedly replying: 【Really, Brother Yun? You really don’t mind me? You’re not lying to me, are you?】
Shi Yi Yun: 【When have I ever lied to you? You’ve deeply occupied my entire heart. I feel like I can’t live without you. How about meeting up this weekend? I’ll take you shopping—you can buy whatever you want.】
Zhang Shuishui didn’t suspect a thing: 【Really, I can buy anything I want? Okay, okay! Then come find me on Sunday.】
Shi Yi Yun (smirking evilly): 【Good, it’s a deal!】
…
Song Jingwu received a WeChat message from Yan Yan’er early in the morning. She sent over the recording from Song Wanwan’s livestream last night.
【Hubby, do you really know that ‘Reckless’ guy? He actually said you were pestering him relentlessly—does he have any shame?】
Song Jingwu replied with a calm, indifferent expression: 【He’s daydreaming. Let’s just ignore him.】
After all, the one who had pestered him relentlessly was the original version of herself controlled by the plot—why should she admit to it?
Yan Yan’er: 【Oh, okay. It’s just that now it seems like everyone knows about it. A lot of streamers are mocking and slandering you behind your back. Please don’t take it to heart.】
Song Jingwu: 【Don’t worry, I have a strong heart. No one can hurt me!】
Yan Yan’er: 【Aww, I knew my hubby was the best!】
Song Jingwu: 【Send me your address.】
Yan Yan’er: 【Huh? You don’t need to send me anything. I appreciate the thought, hubby~】
Song Jingwu: 【Are you sure you don’t want it? I’m going to make some pastries by hand later. If you don’t want them, I’ll just have to send them to someone else.】
Yan Yan’er: 【Wow, I want them, I want them! If hubby made them personally, I definitely have to try them, hehe~】
Then Yan Yan’er sent over her home address. She lived in City B, not too far from City A. If sent via SF Express today, she should receive them tomorrow.Song Jingwu first cooked herself a large bowl of noodles and ate it, then began making various delicious pastries. Her culinary skills were naturally learned in a previous realm, earning her the title of a culinary master.
After preparing, packaging, and shipping the fresh goods, she was busy until the afternoon. She took a short nap and woke up to find her private messages flooded again. Opening a few at random, she saw nothing but haters, all saying the same thing: “Oh wow, I heard you’re incredibly ugly?”
Or: “Ugly monster, ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, please don’t turn on the lights.”
Damn, they even started singing. It was hilarious.
Song Jingwu ignored them all. Once the scars on her face faded, all those people would be proven wrong!
This was what they called… staying silent until the moment she stunned everyone!
To recover quickly, she applied the ointment to her face four times a day. In just a few days, the scars had visibly lightened, proving that the ointment she formulated was nothing short of a Miracle Medicine.
She couldn’t help but think: why not send a few tubes to an auction house to test the waters?
She remembered a highly reputable auction house in Haicheng that held small-scale auctions every Sunday. For instance, Song Wanwan’s older brothers often bid for rare treasures there to win her favor and make her smile.
The best part was the convenience—items could be mailed directly to the auction house. They would undergo a series of appraisals before determining a suitable starting bid.
Without hesitation, Song Jingwu looked up the auction house’s address online and mailed three tubes of her homemade Scar Removal Cream.
After finishing this, she happened to see that Xu Baibai was live-streaming. It was still early, and if she started streaming now, many people might not be around. But she didn’t care—she put on her mask and went live.
It seemed she had built up her own following. Yesterday’s epic Player Kill had broken through the algorithm’s restrictions, and as soon as she went live today, viewers flooded in.
However, it was clear that most of them were deliberately waiting at the door, ready to insult her the moment she started streaming.
[Oh? Host Wuwu is streaming early today.]
[Oh wow, the ugly monster is live!]
[No wonder she doesn’t show her face—she’s incredibly ugly, hahahahaha!]
[How can someone so ugly get so many big spenders tipping her?]
[I heard Brother Bahun tipped over three hundred in her stream yesterday? Could it be money laundering?]
[Do you think if her big spenders saw her face, they’d all delete their accounts and run?]
[Definitely! Those big spenders aren’t stupid. Who wouldn’t prefer a beauty over an ugly woman?]
[I wish her success, but it’s hard to judge. After all, every field has its own challenges.]
[Yan Yan’er: Get lost! Banned and blocked, no farewells!]
Song Jingwu didn’t mind at all. Instead, she joked about it herself:
“Hey, you’re all right. I’m not just an ugly monster—I’m a female ghost reincarnated, specializing in deviling smelly men. But I don’t include those who’ve been eating pig whip, sheep whip, dog whip, horse whip, cow whip, chicken whip, duck whip, and goose whip for years and are still useless. I guess only One Wanwan would ever want someone like that in this lifetime.”
[Yan Yan’er: Ah-ha? Is hubby talking about that reckless guy?]
Song Jingwu raised an eyebrow and laughed even more wildly. “Who else could it be? With a useless waste like him, I’d have to be out of my mind to cling to him desperately!”【Wow wow wow, is Brother Unbridled really that useless? Hahahaha, I can’t stop laughing.】
【It seems the streamer really knows Brother Unbridled in real life, otherwise how would she know he ate pig whip, sheep whip, dog whip, horse whip, cow whip, chicken whip, duck whip, and goose whip?】
【These things are all great tonics, but he’s still useless after eating them? Just how useless is he? Can anyone in the stream explain?】
【For example, after I eat cow whip, I can definitely go three hundred rounds that night. If that guy ate so much and is still useless, then he’s truly useless, and likely born that way!】
【Yan Yan’er: Oh no, everyone, stop talking about this! Quick, quick, everyone, let’s spread some positive energy positive energy positive energy!】
【Positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy】
【Positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy positive energy】
Song Jingwu immediately followed along: “Prosperity, democracy, harmony, civility, prosperity, democracy, harmony, civility, prosperity, democracy, harmony, civility…”
Then he quickly changed the subject: “Tomato Daddy, please spare me!”
(A certain Tomato Daddy: Got it.)