Сhарtеr 22: РK with XU Ваibаi
Fоrtunаtely, evеrуone rеactеd quiсklу еnоugh, аnd the sсrееn wаs instantly flоoded with positivе еnergу, аllоwing thеm tо narrоwlу еscaре disastеr.
Song Jingwu let out а sigh of rеlief. That hаd reаlly sсаred her—shе thought her livestrеаm wаs gоing to get bаnnеd аgаin.
[Yan Yan’еr: Ahhh, thаnk goodnеss nothing haрpenеd! Everyоnе nеeds tо bе extra сarеful frоm now on. Dоn’t even tоuch аnуthing rеmotеly suggestivе—it’s so eаsу tо get banned!]
“Alright, let’s go take оn thе world!”
Song Jingwu fiddled arоund а bit and sent a vоiсe chat invitation to XU Baibai.
Over in XU Baibai’s livestream, he looked surprised and said, “Huh? This ‘Looking at Flowers in the Fog’ is actually reaching out to me first!”
Truth be told, he had also watched that intense PK battle in Song Jingwu’s livestream yesterday, so he naturally had a strong impression of the streamer “Looking at Flowers in the Fog.”
Honestly, he never even dreamed that Looking at Flowers in the Fog would take the initiative to voice chat with him, leaving him feeling somewhat flattered.
[Baibai’s Little Cutie: Wow, wow, wow! Looking at Flowers in the Fog actually reached out to Baibai first? Could it be she has her eyes on him?]
[Accept it, accept it! That Looking at Flowers in the Fog has been getting a lot of traffic lately. Doing a PK with her might just make you blow up too!]
[Oh, come on. She has big spenders over there. Who would dare to PK her?]
[I just went over to take a peek, and it seems like her big spenders aren’t around!]
[I heard Looking at Flowers in the Fog is incredibly ugly. Maybe her big spenders all packed up and ran away overnight?]
[Hahaha, very possible!]
With a heart full of excitement, XU Baibai clicked “Accept.”
Once the livestream screen split into two, XU Baibai immediately flashed his signature smile, licked his little canine tooth, and said, “Hey, Sister Wuwu, hello! What made you suddenly reach out to me?”
Song Jingwu propped her chin on one hand and scoffed lightly. “Oh? Forgotten me already, huh? And here I thought all those gifts I sent you would’ve left an impression.”
“You… you sent me gifts?” XU Baibai looked genuinely surprised. How could he not remember Looking at Flowers in the Fog ever sending him gifts?
“You really do have a short memory. Just a few days ago, I asked to borrow 500 yuan from you, and you blocked me without a second thought. So, tell me, how should we settle this debt?”
As a master grudge-holder, Song Jingwu had no intention of letting him off the hook so easily.
“You… you’re Wuwuzi?” XU Baibai widened his eyes in disbelief.
Song Jingwu sneered disdainfully. “Weren’t you calling me ‘Goddess Sister’ all the time before? Why not now?”
XU Baibai never in his wildest dreams imagined they were the same person. If he had known earlier, he would never have offended her. After all, she was a wealthy woman now—who knows, she might even end up spending all her livestream earnings on him again?
Ahhh! Suddenly, it feels like he missed out on a fortune!
He quickly apologized, “I’m sorry, I was wrong. How about I transfer 500 yuan to you right now?”
“Too late. Sis has money now. Consider that 500 yuan as my donation for your medication.”
Song Jingwu leaned a little closer to the screen and said, word by word, “Let’s have a PK. The loser has to stop streaming for a full month. How about it?”
“Huh? Stop streaming for a month?” XU Baibai shook his head without even thinking. “You have big spenders in your livestream. There’s no way I can beat you. I refuse.”
Song Jingwu scoffed lightly. “Do I need my big spenders to take you on? I’ll fight you using just small donations!”
XU Baibai stiffened his neck and retorted, though without much confidence, “What do you mean by that? Who do you think you’re looking down on?”Song Jingwu: “If any big spenders on my side send gifts that don’t count toward the total votes, I’ll use scattered votes to battle you. Whoever loses has to stop streaming for a month. Do you dare accept?”
[User “Brother Jiangnan” gifted XU Baibai a Big Rocket*1] (10,000 Tomatoes)
XU Baibai’s eyes lit up: “Wow, thank you, Brother Jiangnan, for the Big Rocket!”
[Brother Jiangnan: Battle her. I’ll make sure you win.]
XU Baibai looked pleasantly surprised: “Really, Brother Jiangnan? You’re not lying to me, are you?”
[User “Brother Jiangnan” gifted XU Baibai a Big Rocket*1]
[Brother Jiangnan: Why would I lie? I can’t stand that woman on the other side. I’ll help you crush her!]
XU Baibai grew even more excited: “Wow, wow, wow! Thank you, Brother Jiangnan, for another Big Rocket. Brother Jiangnan, I believe you!”
Brother Jiangnan?
Hearing this name, Song Jingwu raised an eyebrow slightly. Could it be that guy who insisted she dance to “Big Pendulum Hammer” last time? So he’s helping XU Baibai crush her now?
Hah, she wasn’t afraid at all.
[Yan Yan’er: Hubby, that Brother Jiangnan from last time is on the other side. He’s going to help them battle you.]
[That Brother Jiangnan is level 49. Seems like he has some strength. Be careful, streamer.]
[Little Star: Mist Treasure, I’m here! Mist Treasure, go for it!]
Song Jingwu: “Welcome, Star Baby. Today, we’ll battle him to test our cohesion. Right now, we have ten thousand viewers online in our stream. No need to fear him!”
[Yan Yan’er: Yeah, yeah, yeah! We have ten thousand online, while they only have a few hundred. Even if they have a big spender, so what? Our Mist Army isn’t just for show!]
[Yan Yan’er: All Mist Army members, listen up! Those with votes, send them later. Those without votes, tap likes and fill the chat. Let’s boost the popularity!]
Song Jingwu: “Students with low allowances or stay-at-home moms without jobs, don’t feel pressured to participate. As long as you can visit me often and have a heart that loves me, that’s enough.”
“I’ve sent out a Lucky Bag in the top-left corner. Everyone, try to grab it. If you get it, send some little hearts later as thanks!”
Another big Lucky Bag worth ten thousand was sent out!
XU Baibai: “Let’s get this straight first, okay? The big spenders on your side aren’t allowed to send votes, right?”
Song Jingwu: “Don’t worry. To battle you, I don’t even need my big spenders to send votes. Besides, none of my big spenders are here today.”
Although she wasn’t confident she could defeat Brother Jiangnan on the other side, she believed in her own strength. It should attract a large wave of people to come in and send votes frantically, just like last time.
Win or lose, she’d battle first and see!
XU Baibai: “Then I’m starting.”
As soon as the 10-minute PK Bar appeared, the other side’s Health Bar immediately surged over, all because Brother Jiangnan started off with a Carnival.
Song Jingwu remained calm and composed: “Today, I’ll do a funny voice-over for everyone. It’s based on a few popular characters. If I do it well, please help send some votes.”
After playing some background music, she closed her eyes to find the right mood. When she opened them again, it was like she’d become a different person. First, her voice turned into a woman’s:
“Dalang, it was all my fault before. I was deceived by that scoundrel Ximen Qing. Dalang, get up and drink your medicine.”
Then she switched to a man’s voice: “Take it away. I won’t drink it. You wretched servant, how dare you poison me!”
[Huh? How did it suddenly change from Wu Dalang to Emperor? Hahaha, streamer, you’re too good at this!]【So all along it was Fourth Brother who was poisoned by Pan Jinlian? Then the question is, where is Wu Dalang?】
【Is it possible that Wu Dalang turned into Wu Song and personally took revenge?】
【Huanhuan (shaking shoulders): Give me back my Fourth Brother!】
【Oh my god, the voice acting is so spot on! It really sounds like the original voice!】
【How on earth does the streamer produce a man’s voice? Is this even human? This is literally a voice acting monster!】
Then it switched to an old nanny’s voice: “Drink it, open your mouth and drink it, I’m telling you to drink! Believe it or not, I’ll prick you to death!”
But it didn’t stop there—it transformed into a male voice again: “If a person has no dreams, what’s the difference from a salted fish? I’ll take care of you!”
In an instant, four different character voices emerged, leaving the entire livestream audience stunned.
【Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap! Is this a dream crossover between Pan Jinlian, Big Fat Orange, Nanny Rong, and Stephen Chow?】