Rian Sinclair didn’t realize at first that the "Miss Pigsy" Miro mentioned was referring to her. After all, she had never been called that before. Looking at her Sharkstream ID, she wondered if she should change it.
On the other side, Miro was still waiting for Rian’s reply, but he was also looking at the comments in his streaming channel.
[No way, bro. Is that really what you’re calling the rich lady?]
[Seriously, bro, do you even hear what you’re calling her?!]
[When I heard "Miss Pigsy" earlier, I thought it was just a slip of the tongue. I didn’t expect the streamer to actually mean it.]
[Let me be honest, has this guy never had a sugar mama before? What the hell is "Miss Pigsy"?]
[Save me, guys! Miro is cracking me up!]
[Fierce as a tiger in action, but look at the score—0-5!]
[Miro, I’m just saying, you can’t handle this lady. Let me do it!]
...
Only then did Miro realize that he had called his patron "Pigsy." He wanted to slap himself in the face, frantically thinking of how to excuse himself.
On the other end, Rian couldn’t be bothered to change it. She had just about finished her takeout anyway. Since someone was offering to carry her in the game, she might as well let him. Although she had acquired King’s Top Operation, why try to carry when she could just coast?
Miro was still kicking himself when he saw the heiress’s reply. He immediately messaged her on WeChat to ask which server she was playing on.
It didn’t take long for both of them to log into the WeChat server. Rian was invited into Miro’s team lobby.
Miro’s cool voice carried a hint of inquiry. "Miss, should I start the match?"
Rian frowned, said, "Wait a moment," and exited the lobby. Although she had been playing on this account for a long time, it was completely broke! She was missing The Empress to have all the Corvums, and she only had eighty-nine skins, all of which were free season or event skins. To her current self, this looked far too shabby!
She immediately topped up her account in the game. Rian didn’t feel the slightest pinch as she dropped over a dozen 648-yuan top-ups, buying every available skin in the shop. Her skin count shot straight up to four hundred and twenty-one, instantly making her an honorable VIP 10 player.
Considering Miro was still waiting for her, Rian didn’t bother rolling for the Glory Crystal and returned straight to the team lobby, where Miro had been waiting the entire time.
Seeing the heiress leave as a VIP 3 and return as a VIP 10, Miro and the viewers in the stream all gasped.
"Miss, should I start it now?" Miro’s voice trembled slightly. After all, the person in front of him was his biggest patron who had just tipped him a million!
Rian hummed softly in agreement, and Miro started the game.
At this moment, Miro’s stream was absolutely buzzing.
[Who gets it, guys?! VIP 3 to VIP 10 in seconds!]
[I even suspect The Innocent Heiress is holding back.]
[That’s holding back? Are you kidding? What does not holding back even look like then?]
[Is it possible she didn’t even roll for the Glory Crystal because Miro was waiting?]
[Commenter above, I think you’ve hit the nail on the head!]
[Oh, my sweet Innocent Heiress!]
[I really wish The Innocent Heiress would drown me in money! I feel like such a beggar!]
[Don’t even say it, you really don’t have to—Miro meeting The Innocent Heiress is just like a bottom meeting a top, hehehe...]
[Hey above, please be mindful! This is a public stream, not a lawless wasteland!]
[Can you keep your pants on? You’re dropping them all over the place.]
The fans in the stream tactfully ignored the "Pigsy" in the heiress’s ID and all just called her Innocent. After all, they weren’t massive blockheads like Miro.
Because Rian hadn’t played on this account for a long time, her rank had dropped straight to Platinum. Since Miro was in Diamond, they still had to go through the ban and pick phase.
Miro knew perfectly well how treacherous Diamond matches could be, so he prepared to pull out his signature Corvum—Mina Eastwood.
He didn’t dare give direct orders to Rian. Instead, he spoke to her in a negotiating tone. "Innocent, you can play Yo-yo and just attach yourself to me. That way, you can completely free up your hands."
Miro had also looked at the stream and noticed the fans were calling the heiress Innocent instead of Pigsy. So, he simply co-opted the fans’ nickname for her.
Rian didn’t object and pre-selected Yo-yo. Who would have thought the enemy team would ban it? The situation grew a little awkward. Miro quickly followed up, "You can also pick Wendy or Bruno Benson. They’re pretty easy to play, too."
Before he even finished speaking, those two Corvums were instantly sent to the ban slots. For a moment, it wasn’t just Miro—even Rian was a little dumbfounded.
Not giving up, Miro suggested, "Actually, Dia—"
Right on cue, the enemy team banned Diana. Miro stared at the screen, silently exclaiming in disbelief. All four squishy supports had been banned.
There was still Dora, but as expected, she was banned as well. Even their own team remorselessly banned Logan Miller. In that instant, the entire stream fell silent.
Miro didn’t know what to say. He really tried his best, but it was as if the other players could hear his thoughts. Every Corvum he mentioned was banned one after another.
Miro’s Mina Eastwood had been secured by the first pick. He wanted to make one last struggle and tell Innocent to play a mage, but then the second pick instantly locked in Vixen. The air froze.
Miro opened his mouth to say something else, but a cool, slightly magnetic voice rang out. "Stop talking."
Hearing Rian’s voice, Miro’s ears felt a bit ticklish and turned slightly red. He started to feel embarrassed. Was he the legendary jinx?
Rian then saw the third and fourth picks choose a support and a top laner, leaving the marksman role entirely to her. Originally intending to coast, Rian realized she couldn’t anymore. She casually picked a marksman.
When the viewers in the stream saw The Innocent Heiress pick Alice, they were at a loss for words. After all, they didn’t know the heiress’s true skill level, but they generally assumed she only knew how to play supports and mages.
[Great, she pulled out Alice. We don’t even need to worry about her during team fights. After all, how does the saying go? Don’t worry about Alice; she’ll naturally die on her own when the team fight starts.]
[Guys, even though I don’t know how good The Innocent Heiress’s mechanics are, I bet she definitely won’t lose!]
[You can do it, Innocent Heiress!]
[Miro, you better take good care of The Innocent Heiress. This is your sugar mama!]
[Miro is so handsome!]
[Commenter above thinks he’s handsome too, huh? But he’s not yours.]
[You’re so annoying! Can you just shut up?]
[Seeing Miro like this is making me act up.]
[Holy crap! Gay panic!]
Seeing Innocent pick Alice, Miro didn’t say anything, but he silently decided on a strategy to gank the bottom lane once he hit level four.
Entering the game interface, Rian was on the blue team. Upon leaving the high ground, she sold her basic boots, bought an attack speed dagger, and immediately went to her lane.
Miro controlled Mina Eastwood, only wanting to clear the jungle as fast as possible so he could help Innocent. However, just as he finished clearing the top jungle, he heard the first blood announcement.
One minute and ten seconds into the match.
Not only Miro, but everyone in the stream was shocked! Because the one who took first blood was the bottom lane Alice!
At that moment, Alice had barely lost any health, and she proceeded to take the river scuttler.
Seeing that Mina Eastwood was almost beaten to death by the three wild boars, she stayed silent for a moment before speaking up. "Are you foraging for rare mushrooms in the jungle? Are you saving those monsters for the New Year?"
Hearing Rian’s voice, Miro finally snapped back to reality and controlled his Corvum to continue jungling.