As she fell, a piercing wail instantly rang in her ears:
“Teacher Changmao!”
Now in a downed state, Jiang Qiyu could only roll to the nearest cover and signal to Fang Xubai, who wanted to rush over:
“Get down, quick.”
She was certain that if Fang Xubai charged over recklessly, he wouldn’t even get the chance to choose his own burial site.
Fang Xubai really had a unique way of playing games—from start to finish, he only did three things:
Embarrass himself.
Embarrass his teammates.
And, as a bonus, embarrass himself in front of the enemy.
What a fool~
Her position was covered by the barrier, and Fang Xubai was still some distance away, so he shouldn’t be targeted again by the hidden sniper for now.
But with no teammate able to revive her at the moment, the situation quickly reached a stalemate.
Soon, the poison circle began to shrink again.
They had to move to the safe zone as quickly as possible to avoid bleeding out in the toxic fog, but given the current circumstances…
Jiang Qiyu let out a long sigh, cursing her bad luck inwardly. She was about to turn to Qi Yu and tell him to retreat with the two deadweights first.
“I might have to—”
She cut herself off mid-sentence when she accidentally glanced at Qi Yu’s game screen.
This guy!
He’d been silent all this time, not uttering a word, and had quietly equipped an 8x scope!
Now, in his sniper scope, a faint figure appeared—the very player who had been hiding in the shadows and launching sneak attacks!
Seeing this, Jiang Qiyu immediately regained her fierce fighting spirit as if injected with adrenaline.
She turned to Qi Yu, who was fully focused, and said with a serious expression:
“I’m betting my life on you. Don’t let me down.”
With that, she resolutely maneuvered her game character’s battered body.
Like a warrior severing his own wrist, she crawled out from behind the cover with unwavering determination, despite her injuries, and began…
(Twisting) (Creeping in the shadows) (Crawling) (Writhing) (Squirming darkly) (Rolling) (Crawling frantically)
This seemingly suicidal, brain-dead behavior, however, lured the enemy sniper into taking the bait.
Without suspicion, the sniper immediately leaned out from the dilapidated building upon spotting the target, ready to finish off the dying Jiang Qiyu with another shot.
But in that very moment, faster than words could describe.
“Bang!”
A bullet shot out first from the top of a distant, crumbling high-rise!
The gamble paid off!
“Shit!”
As the enemy fell, Lu Heng, who had been looking confident just moments before, suddenly changed his expression and whispered to Jiang Ling beside him:
“I’m down. Come revive me, quick.”
Having landed a perfect shot, Qi Yu put away his gun in high spirits, casually glancing up at Lu Heng:
“Actors really have great stamina—they can fall asleep anywhere.”
Seeing this, Jiang Qiyu immediately guessed who the little bastard hiding in the shadows and taking cheap shots at her was.
With that thought, she also looked toward Lu Heng, who was sitting not far away with furrowed brows, and narrowed her eyes dangerously…
“Teacher Changmao!”
At that moment, Fang Xubai rushed over to Jiang Qiyu, who was lying on the ground, and revived her.
Jiang Qiyu looked down at the map and said:
“Thanks, buddy. I owe you one. If you ever need anything, just say the word.”
Fang Xubai thought she was talking to him and chuckled awkwardly while reviving her:
“In that case, could Teacher Changmao take me along to play games in the future?”
“……”
After a full three-second pause, Jiang Qiyu finally controlled her character to stand up, turning to him and replying:
“Then I owe you two favors.”
“The circle is closing, let’s go.”
Seeing the poison circle on the map getting closer and closer, Qi Yu interrupted their conversation, immediately standing up to retreat.
“You guys go first.”
Jiang Qiyu, while using meds to restore health, calmly watched the shrinking poison circle on the map and said:
“Your girl here still has some unfinished business.”
Then, without another word, she rushed toward the location Qi Yu had marked.
Fang Xubai, holding a crowbar, stood frozen in place, looking confused:
“Brother Qi, what is she…”
“Having a meltdown.”
After saying this, Qi Yu didn’t hesitate for a moment, turning and running toward the direction where the poison circle was shrinking.
Meanwhile, Jiang Qiyu, having transformed into the most beautiful counterflow runner, unsurprisingly encountered Jiang Ling, who was desperately running back along the way.
“Jiang Qiyu, you—”
Before she could finish speaking, she was riddled with bullets from half a dragon that came charging at her.
After looting the box, Jiang Qiyu didn’t forget to look up at the furious tripwire, flashing her a thoroughly punchable smile:
“Cousin, why do you leave as soon as I arrive? Something urgent at home?”
Having avenged the tripwire incident, she rotated her view and accidentally spotted another figure trying to make a frantic escape.
“Jiang… Qiyu…”
Zhou Shun, while frantically controlling his character to jump around, looked up at the sinisterly smiling woman and forced a nervous laugh:
“Since you’ve killed her, how about not killing me too?”
“Bang!” A headshot.
Jiang Qiyu bared her teeth at the deeply regretful Zhou Shun:
“Hey! No trouble at all, just a quick thing.”
[Hahahaha just a quick thing, Teacher Changmao is on a killing spree!!]
[Hahahaha, Teacher Changmao, you really know how to taunt.]
[This level of firepower has my approval.]
Quietly sneaking into the old factory building where Lu Heng was, she didn’t see Song Yan along the way. It seemed she had already run from the poison.
While using meds and running, she charged straight in, quickly finding Lu Heng on the top floor in a near-death state, still waiting for his teammates to revive him.
Adjusting her view slightly, Jiang Qiyu looked down at Lu Heng’s character from above, greeting him warmly:
“Movie Emperor Lu, what a coincidence, taking a nap here?”
Hearing her highly aggressive taunt, Lu Heng’s struggling character immediately froze.
Putting down his phone, he glared fiercely at the smug-faced woman across from him:
“Miss Jiang, shouldn’t you hurry and run from the poison? Be careful not to take a nap yourself later.”
“Bang!”
His response was the sound of gunfire from his headphones and the grayed-out game screen.
[Who says Teacher Changmao is clinging to Lu Heng? I’m the first to disagree! Have you ever seen someone so ruthless toward the person they’re supposedly pursuing?]
[Don’t be ridiculous, everyone knows Jiang Qiyu, that green tea, is always chasing after our Heng-ge. Who knows what she’s pretending to be this time.]
[If Jiang Ling hadn’t run too far and couldn’t revive Lu Heng in time, who knows who’d be lying on the ground right now?]
[Stop being so obsessed, clingy girl. Is it “if I can’t have him, I’ll destroy him”? Yuck!]
Aside from the curses and excuses from Lu Heng’s fans, netizens who liked Jiang Qiyu began celebrating wildly in the comments.
[Society’s Sister Changmao, a bit crazy but wildly effective!]
[Truly, a spear dipped in shit, stabs whoever it touches to death!]
[I’ll stand right here today and see who dares to oppose my Teacher Changmao?!]
[Huh? Look, after dealing with Lu Heng, why isn’t Teacher Changmao leaving?]
[Hiss… What is she doing?]
In the game screen, Jiang Qiyu, having just avenged her great grievance, casually drank another bottle of medicine, then without hesitation clicked on the action icon—
“For the first funeral of Actor Lu, I don’t have anything good to give you, so I’ll gift you a Dai ethnic dance.”
As soon as the words fell, the female character in the game screen—wearing a bulletproof vest and shorts—began a dance with twisted limbs…
[6]
[Literally dancing on a grave]
[Teacher Changmao, are you dancing a Dai ethnic dance or a thug dance, huh?!]