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Chapter 23

You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show

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Turning off the mic, Shen Yan held his phone and went to a corner.

The call connected.

On camera, Pei Heng watched Shen Yan run off to the corner, looked away, and smiled at the phone that had already connected. “Hey, I’m in a relationship.”Full novel: You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

Shen Yan was focused on his own phone and didn’t notice what Pei Heng was doing over there.

The moment he picked up, he heard that line.

He froze on the spot.

What did that mean?

You’re in a relationship, so why are you telling me?

Wait.

Who exactly is this innocent 6-foot-2 college boy?

Shen Yan tried to think it through carefully, but the original novel never introduced the original owner’s WeChat contact list at all.

Besides, in the original owner’s memories, there wasn’t any sign of this 6-foot-2 guy either.

Damn.

Could he be a scammer?

Scammers have so many tricks these days. I can’t let myself get fooled.

Shen Yan spoke into the phone with a very wicked smile. “Then I wish you a permanently green head and a turtle that lives forever!”

“Then I wish you a permanently green head and a turtle that lives forever!”

Shen Yan spun around in shock.

Why did what he just said echo through the villa?

What kind of magical quantum mechanics was this?

Refusing to believe it, Shen Yan added another line: “I, Qin Shi Huang, send me 200 on WeChat, and I can break your curse of being cheated on.”

“I, Qin Shi Huang, send me 200 on WeChat, and I can break your curse of being cheated on.”

His voice echoed through the villa again.

『Hahaha, are all the domineering CEO’s friends this amazing?』

『Abandon has a great mental state!』

『Speaking of mental state, Abandon’s voice kind of sounds familiar.』

By now, Shen Yan finally realized what was going on.

A beat late, he turned around and looked over at Pei Heng.

Pei Heng happened to be looking back at him with a smile in his peach-blossom eyes. When he saw Shen Yan looking over, he shook his phone. “Hi, abandon!”

『Damn! I knew that mental state sounded familiar. Abandon is Shen Yan?』

『Ahhhhh, so sweet!』

“Hi, abandon.”

The voice came from both the live scene and the phone at the same time.

Shen Yan was furious. “Are you sick? Why are you calling me!”

Pei Heng looked innocent. “I’ve already been cursed with being cheated on. Don’t I need to think of a way to break it? If I send you 200, can it be broken? Can it or not? Hurry up, I’m in a rush here!”

Shen Yan’s anger vanished instantly, and he lifted his chin. “Of course.”

Buzz~

His phone vibrated.

Shen Yan looked down and saw that 6-foot-2 had sent him a 200-yuan red envelope.

He showed not a second of disrespect toward money and claimed it immediately.

Then he said to Pei Heng, “Your curse of being cheated on has been broken.”

Pei Heng let out a huge sigh of relief. “Then my lover and I can be sweet honey forever?”

Shen Yan nodded. “Qin Shi Huang will bless you.”

Pei Heng asked, “Then can you give me 200 yuan as wedding gift money?”

Shen Yan immediately flashed a wicked smile.

“Hehehehehe, no. I want to see your duck walk and Bo Bo Chicken.”

Bai Jing grabbed Song Qianshan’s arm beside her, covering her mouth and holding in a fit of laughter. “He’s acting up, he’s laughing!”

Song Qianshan only felt that the scene looked strangely familiar.

She blurted out, “He chases, he runs.”

The camera operator beside them: …

Enough!

I Said Enough!

Bai Jing immediately let go of Song Qianshan and rushed forward!

Don’t stop me!

Kill me and make this more entertaining for them!

Charging out, Bai Jing, practically drooling, asked Pei Heng, “Who’s your love interest?”

Without the slightest hesitation, Pei Heng said, “Shen Yan, of course.”

Bai Jing immediately let out a chicken screech, “Cluck~”

『Ahhhhhhhh!』

『Who got sweet-talked to death?』

『This pair is real, right? They have to be! The Jury is the sweetest! I don’t accept any objections!』

『It’s obviously scripted. Could Pei Heng possibly like Shen Yan? What a joke.』

Lu Xingchuan looked at Shen Yan with a dark expression, an unnamed fury rising in his heart.

When did Shen Yan and Pei Heng meet?

Why do they have each other’s WeChat?

Is abandon Shen Yan’s alt account?

How did he not know Shen Yan’s WeChat name was abandon!

Burning with anger, Lu Xingchuan couldn’t help saying, “Did Shen Yan and President Pei know each other a long time ago? I never heard Shen Yan mention it before.”

Having successfully earned 200 yuan, Shen Yan hung up with satisfaction and said to Lu Xingchuan, “Why should I tell you? Didn’t you say we’re not close?”

Lu Xingchuan choked.

His face turned even uglier.

“I just think that since we’re all recording a show together, if you two have already confirmed some kind of relationship privately, hiding it from everyone would be disrespectful to everyone else.”

Pei Heng looked at Lu Xingchuan in shock. “Why are you saying that about yourself and Xie Li?”

Beside him, Xie Li hurriedly waved his hands, so anxious he even held three fingers up near his ear. “Brother Xingchuan and I are really clean. There’s absolutely nothing between us!”

Lu Xingchuan’s face got even uglier.

But the director’s face brightened.

This was probably the legendary law of conservation of energy.

One person loses their expression, and another person gets it!

On Weibo, two romance-related trending topics finally appeared.

Even though the titles were as outrageous as always.

#abandon#

#I, Qin Shi Huang, Send Money!#

Seeing the sour, lovey-dovey atmosphere bubbling up under those two trending topics, the director happily raised his wireless mic and stepped forward, grinning from ear to ear.

“Since you didn’t successfully get the 200-yuan wedding gift, Pei Heng, you failed the game. Do the duck walk and sing Bo Bo Chicken.”

Pei Heng had no airs at all. If he was told to do the duck walk, he did the duck walk.

If he was told to sing Bo Bo Chicken, he sang Bo Bo Chicken.

He performed the one-yuan-a-skewer Bo Bo Chicken with vivid realism.

『What did I do to deserve watching a Huancheng president perform Bo Bo Chicken for me!』

『I have to say, Pei Heng has such a good personality. I really envy Huancheng’s employees.』

Huancheng employees: …

Thanks. Today was the first day we learned that our president not only can smile, he can also act up.

So he is human after all.

After the punishment ended, Pei Heng walked over to Shen Yan, who was laughing so hard he was about to collapse face-first onto the floor, and reached out to steady him onto the sofa.

Shen Yan immediately asked in confusion, “When did I add you on WeChat? I don’t remember.”

Pei Heng said, “Today in the car, when you were asleep…”

Shen Yan looked blank.

Pei Heng said righteously, “At the time, I asked you. I said, ‘Can I add you on WeChat?’ Your head immediately rested on my shoulder. I figured you must have agreed, so I took out your phone, used your finger to unlock it, opened WeChat, and added you as a friend. You were involved the whole way.”

『Hahahahahahaha!』

『As expected of a big president. He really knows how to talk!』

『President Pei being able to build up Huancheng this big and strong must have a lot to do with your negotiation skills!』

Shen Yan jumped up and slapped Pei Heng. “I was asleep back then. How the hell would I know!”

Pei Heng dodged and ran off. “Anyway, we’re already added.”

Bai Jing grabbed Song Qianshan’s arm. “So nice, he’s acting up, and he’s laughing.”

Song Qianshan nodded. “He chases, he runs.”

The staff member: …

Enough!

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