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Chapter 24

You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show

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Punishment segment, because not a single guest got the 200 yuan wedding gift money.

Total wipeout.

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The director, carrying a wireless mic, thought about the sweet trending list on Weibo and was in an excellent mood.

This is the vibe!

So refreshing!

“After a brief warm-up, I believe everyone has gotten to know each other a little better. So, without further ado, let us welcome the most exciting segment of today!

“Ta-da!

“That’s right! It’s the private date!

“In this segment, the guests are split into pairs of two by drawing lots. However, because Shen Yan has a special privileges card, he can use that special privilege to choose the guest he has his eye on.”

Lu Xingchuan immediately looked at Shen Yan: You’d better be sensible and pick me. I’ll still give you a chance.

Xie Li immediately looked at Shen Yan: Bitch, he’ll definitely choose President Pei. So annoying!

Bai Jing immediately looked at Shen Yan: President Pei! President Pei! President Pei!

Song Qianshan did not move.

Pei Heng immediately looked at Shen Yan: He will definitely choose me.

Shen Yan sprang up and asked, “Can my special privileges card only be used for such an insignificant segment?”

『Insignificant?』

『Do you want to say that while looking at President Pei’s expression?』

『Listen, the sound of the sea crying~』

The director shook his head. “Not exactly.”

Shen Yan let out a huge sigh of relief. “A good knife should be used on the cutting edge! I choose to draw lots.”

Xie Li let out a huge sigh of relief as well, his smile becoming even sweeter. He asked the director, “Are we drawing bracelets again this time?”

The director shook his head. “This time, we draw cards. The cards have the date locations written on them. Guests who draw the same card will be successfully paired and will have a romantic date at that location.

“The drawing order will follow the scores from our first game.”

As he spoke, a staff member brought up the large box used for drawing cards.

According to the first game, Bai Jing had the highest score. She drew first and pulled out a pink card. “My date location is a beautiful camping trip!”

After looking at her card, the second-place Song Qianshan also drew one and got a blue card.

Song Qianshan tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and smiled. “My date location is a romantic starry sky.”

Pei Heng glanced at Shen Yan, drew a yellow card, and turned it around so everyone could see the writing. “My date location is a noisy night.”

After Pei Heng, it was Shen Yan’s turn.

Xie Li used nearly all his strength, silently casting a curse in his heart.

Shen Yan drew it with ease…

A pink card.

“A beautiful camping trip.”

Xie Li was so excited he almost cried tears of joy and jumped up on the spot.

I knew it!

My curse worked!

Bai Jing smiled and walked over to Shen Yan. “We’re in a group! Director, where are we camping?”

The director said mysteriously, “A staff member will give you the details later.”

While he was speaking…

Xie Li and Lu Xingchuan also drew their cards.

Xie Li nearly wanted to kneel down and kowtow three times.

He was in a group with Pei Heng!

“President Pei, this ‘noisy night’ sounds a bit like a bar or something. I’ve never been to a bar, so I’m a little scared.”

His fair fingers held that light yellow card.

Xie Li looked a little embarrassed, but also shy. “But I’m still really looking forward to going with President Pei.”

After he finished speaking…

There was no movement beside him.

Confused and embarrassed, Xie Li turned his head to look.

Could it be that Pei Heng had already fallen for his looks and forgotten to speak?

Xie Li looked up…

Damn!

Pei Heng was standing there asleep!

And even…

He was snoring softly!

『Xie Li is really going to shatter.』

『Pei Heng is really the worst. Does he not even have the bare minimum of respect? Who is he pretending for? If he doesn’t want to film, he can get out of the production team!』

『Who exactly is pretending? Does anyone really believe Xie Li has never been to a bar?』

『President Pei probably just got too tired from sending money to Qin Shi Huang and fell asleep.』

『Hahahahaha, I say, enough!』

After the groups were assigned…

Each group set off.

Under the staff member’s guidance, Shen Yan and Bai Jing arrived at an RV outside the villa area.

Twilight had already fallen.

Warm-toned lights were hung on the RV, blinking on and off like the heartbeat of sweet romance.

The lights had even been arranged into a heart shape.

A picnic mat was laid out in front of the RV, and a red rose sat on the picnic table.

How romantic could it get?

If not for the sudden appearance of a burly man charging straight at Shen Yan.

“Shen Yan, how dare you bully Xie Li? Go to hell!”

The man was holding a water bottle, but it was obvious that what was inside was not water.

He was like a frenzied wolf… no, a wild bear… rushing toward Shen Yan with earth-shaking momentum.

The sudden turn of events scared the staff members into screaming in panic as they rushed to stop him.

“Shen Yan, run!”

“Shen Yan!”

Amid the screams, the staff member who stepped forward to block him was sent flying by the wild bear with one shoulder check.

『Oh my god!』

『What is going on? This is terrifying! Is this real or scripted?』

『It must be real. Look at how much the camera is shaking!』

『Xie Li’s fans?』

『Our Xie Li fans would never do something like this. Someone must be pretending to be a Xie Li fan and causing trouble here.』

『Maybe Shen Yan is staging this himself for attention. Bitch, I hope that burly man catches him and has his way with him.』

『??? Are you sick?!』

After knocking aside the staff member who tried to stop him, the burly man bared a vicious grin at Shen Yan.

As he spoke, he lunged forward…

And missed.

He had clearly locked onto Shen Yan’s position. How could he have missed?

He had clearly charged in so fast.

Missing the target, the man stumbled forward uncontrollably, tripped over a tree branch on the ground, and nearly fell flat.

With a bang, he dropped to one knee. The water bottle in his hand fell and rolled aside.

In his embarrassment and rage…

“I’m here. Come catch me~”

Shen Yan’s taunting voice came from behind him.

The burly man stood up furiously.

Shen Yan made a handkerchief-flinging motion with empty hands and winked at him. “Come on, come on, catch me. If you can’t catch me, is it because you’re no good?”

The man roared in anger and sprang up.

A man can’t be called no good.

He charged straight at Shen Yan.

Bai Jing was stunned.

He chased.

Shen Yan ran.

He could even fly away with wings, easily?

At the romantic camping site.

Shen Yan was as agile as a monkey, running around everywhere, and even did a few cartwheels with great enthusiasm.

The burly man panted and chased after him.

Whenever he was about to run out of breath…

Shen Yan would appear in front of him and ask, “Are you no good? Come on, the camera is still rolling. Tell everyone, say: ‘I’m no good!’”

The man was barely holding back his rage.

He kept chasing.

Damn it, he really couldn’t chase anymore!

He wanted to cry.

Just as he was about to give up, he heard Shen Yan’s faint, concerned voice in his ear: “Are you no good?”

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