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You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show

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Chapter 6

You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show

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Lu Xingchuan saw Shen Yan gripping his phone tightly and cursed under his breath: Bitch, so he really didn’t delete the recording.

Not wanting to cause an even bigger mess on the show, Lu Xingchuan said, “Three years ago, my family’s company hit a financial crisis, and I did borrow two million from Shen Yan. I’ve always been very grateful for that.”

『Very grateful. Last time Shen Yan was photographed visiting you on set, you directly posted on Weibo that you weren’t close to him? And told him to stay far away from you.』Full novel: You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

『I remember that time too. Lu Xingchuan posted on Weibo saying they weren’t close, and Shen Yan got cyberbullied for almost a month.』

『Borrowing money doesn’t mean selling yourself, right? It’s not like Shen Yan was clinging to Teacher Lu like a mad dog, and Teacher Lu was just keeping his distance.』

『I really hate some people’s attitudes. Like if you lend someone two million, they have to treat you like an ancestor. So disgusting.』

『Wuwuwuwu, he borrowed two million three years ago and repaid four million three years later, just so Shen Yan wouldn’t bully Little Li on the show. I’m crying!』

Shen Yan looked at Lu Xingchuan and laughed.

“Even Teacher Lu himself admitted he borrowed money from me. I wonder which bitch posted on Weibo on my behalf yesterday, apologizing and admitting to photoshopped images and rumors. Hahahaha, let’s all wish him and his accomplices die without descendants and die a horrible death!”

As he spoke, Shen Yan suddenly raised both arms.

And shouted loudly.

“Come on, everyone say it with me…

“Wish them a horrible death!”

『Suddenly, Shen Yan’s mental state seems really good!』

Song Qianshan and Bai Jing cooperated fully, shouting along: “A horrible death!”

Pei Heng, as a domineering CEO, had absolutely no image.

Not only did he join in the shouting.

After shouting, he even asked Lu Xingchuan, “Why aren’t you shouting? Are you trying to destroy team unity?”

Song Qianshan said to Xie Li, “It seems like you didn’t shout either. Don’t be so restrained. The production team has everyone play games so everyone can get familiar quickly. Shouting and yelling together helps build rapport.”

Xie Li looked at Song Qianshan with gratitude and nodded. “Thank you, Sister Shanshan.”

Then he said to Shen Yan, “Wish them a horrible death!”

Lu Xingchuan: …

The director group was terrified that their nice dating variety show would turn into a giant baboon roaring scene.

They quickly reminded Bai Jing, “Bai Jing, your task isn’t finished yet.”

Bai Jing slapped her forehead. “Haha, it’s been too long since I wished someone a horrible death. Got a little excited. Almost forgot.”

After saying that, Bai Jing thought for a moment and added, “I can definitely win this one. I had my period twice last month. Who here can beat that?”

『Hahahaha, you’re amazing!』

『At least the four gentlemen present can’t.』

『Look at Shen Yan’s defeated expression, hahahaha, it’s so funny. He really wants to win, but hates that he’s a man.』

Song Qianshan laughed and shook her head, saying she couldn’t compete.

The staff member announced that Bai Jing had successfully passed.

Next was Pei Heng’s turn to draw a card.

“Pei Heng drew Truth. May I ask Pei Heng, you…”

Given Pei Heng’s status, the staff member was a bit afraid of him. Looking at the question on the card, she glanced nervously at the director.

Before the director could speak, Pei Heng spoke first: “Go ahead and ask. Since I’m here, I won’t hold everyone back.”

His attitude was easygoing, and the staff member relaxed a little.

“May I ask Pei Heng, who at this scene would you most like to kiss?”

『Wow!』

『As expected of a dating variety show!』

『Why not change it to Dare and make him kiss someone right here! What are you even doing!』

『Does he like men or women?』

Pei Heng didn’t hesitate at all and said directly, “Can I only choose one?”

The staff member clearly hadn’t expected Pei Heng to ask that. She quickly nodded, “Yes, you can only choose one. And for the final heart-throb guest on our show, you can only choose one too. You can’t have all of them.”

『Haha, look how scared the little sister is.』

Pei Heng hesitated for a moment this time, then raised his hand and pointed at Shen Yan. “Then I’ll pick him. I like guys, and his talk about dying without descendants was pretty good.”

Shen Yan: …

I feel like you’re insulting me?

Next, it was Shen Yan’s turn to draw a card.

He blew on each of his hands. “Good luck!”

He reached out and drew a card.

The staff member took it and smiled. “Shen Yan drew Dare. Please pick one guest from the scene and kiss them.”

『Fuck, why does this kind of dare go to a scumbag like Shen Yan!』

『Did Shen Yan bribe the production team? He’s so despicable, trying to get to Teacher Lu.』

『He’s definitely going to kiss Teacher Lu. My heart goes out to Little Li, my heart goes out to Teacher Lu.』

The moment the staff member finished speaking, Shen Yan didn’t hesitate at all. He raised his hand and pointed directly at Lu Xingchuan. “I’ll kiss him.”

The bullet comments immediately escalated into cursing and crude language.

Xie Li looked at Lu Xingchuan with some sadness.

Just then, Lu Xingchuan saw Xie Li’s expression.

He was already disgusted by Shen Yan, so there was no way he’d let that bitch’s little scheme succeed.

He immediately refused. “I don’t agree.”

Shen Yan rubbed his hands together and gave a big bad wolf’s smile. “It doesn’t matter if you don’t agree. Man, you can’t escape. Owoo!”

Shen Yan pounced like a hungry wolf…

Lu Xingchuan tried to dodge, but the sofa wasn’t that spacious, and Shen Yan was too close. Before he could get away, Shen Yan pinned him down.

Just as Lu Xingchuan was about to kick Shen Yan off…

“Blergh…”

Shen Yan, right in Lu Xingchuan’s face, let out a solid, dry heave and threw up.

The moment the vomit landed on Lu Xingchuan’s face, Lu Xingchuan’s entire body froze.

His soul shot straight out of the top of his head.

Huh?

Even the bullet comments were stunned into three seconds of silence.

Shen Yan got up cursing. “How come every time I touch you, I feel like throwing up? Blergh… blergh… damn it, I need to go to the bathroom and vomit. So disgusting! I’ve never seen a man more disgusting than you!”

Shen Yan turned and rushed to the bathroom.

The others stared in shock, with a hint of disgust directed at Lu Xingchuan.

His face was still covered with the filth Shen Yan had thrown up.

Xie Li held back several times, then pulled out a tissue and stepped forward. “Teacher Lu, wipe yourself off and go wash up quickly.”

Lu Xingchuan’s face was ashen. He took the tissue Xie Li offered, wiped his face, and left with a dark expression, saying nothing.

Lu Xingchuan didn’t go wash up first.

Instead, he went straight into the bathroom where Shen Yan was.

He slammed the door and locked it.

With murder in his eyes, Lu Xingchuan looked at Shen Yan. “You think using this kind of tactic will make me fall in love with you? Before, I just thought you weren’t as good as Little Li. But now, I think you’re despicable, shameless, vile, and disgusting.”

Shen Yan was gargling mouthwash in his mouth. After spitting it out with a “ptoo,” he moved quickly, catching Lu Xingchuan off guard. He jumped up, grabbed Lu Xingchuan’s head, and shoved it into the toilet bowl.

Then he reached out and pulled open the bathroom door.

“Oh no! Teacher Lu fainted! His head went into the toilet bowl! Blergh… this man is even more disgusting! Xie Li, come help Teacher Lu quick! I can’t take it anymore, I’m about to throw up again!”

Full novel: You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠
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