#Lu Xingchuan Toilet Bowl#
#Shen Yan Lu Xingchuan Vomit#
#die without descendants#
Less than half an hour after *This Is a Dating Variety Show* started airing, three hot searches had already dominated the top three spots.
The director stared hopelessly at these three trending topics that had nothing to do with romance and were even filled with a strange aura, falling into silence.
Silence, silence… if not to perish in silence, then to erupt in silence.
A weasel visiting a chicken with bad intentions!
Let’s go pay that visit right now!
Rubbing his hands together, after Lu Xingchuan finally finished washing up and returned to the sofa, and after everyone had completed three rounds of Truth or Dare, the director appeared before them with a smile.
“Now, I will announce the final rankings.”
“Bai Jing scored the highest, a full three points, and gets the best room in this villa… the entire third floor.”
Bai Jing leaped three feet into the air. “Yay!” She jumped up from the sofa, cheerful and lively, forming a sharp contrast with Lu Xingchuan across from her.
“Pei Heng, Song Qianshan, Shen Yan, and Lu Xingchuan are tied for second. Room assignments will be discussed later. Xie Li, because you forfeited all three Dares, scored zero, and get the worst room in this villa.”
Xie Li looked pitiful but still smiled bravely. “Next time, I’ll definitely turn the tables!”
『Little Li is awesome!』
『I honestly don’t understand why Xie Li forfeited. The three Dares: one asked him to invite a guest on site to dance, one asked him to dress as a duck and walk around once, and one asked him to stand at the villa entrance and sing “I Really Want to Live Another Five Hundred Years,” and the production team said they had already asked the original creator, so it wasn’t infringement. Why did he give up on all of them?』
After the director announced the results, he said, “The guests whose rooms have already been decided will be escorted by staff members to rest. The next game will be announced by the production team. The remaining four guests still need to compete once more.”
No sooner said than done!
The director whipped out a box of cookies.
“Ta-da! Our game is: Eat the cookie! Four guests form pairs, two per group, and share one cookie stick. Whoever reaches the cookie’s midpoint first wins!
“Then, the winners of each group compete again, and the losers of each group compete again, to determine the final ranking!”
I refuse to believe there’s no romantic flavor here!
Shen Yan immediately raised his hand. “Director, I don’t want to be in a group with Lu Xingchuan. I’m afraid I’ll throw up.”
Lu Xingchuan’s face darkened, his eyes filled with shadowy fury as he ground his teeth. “I don’t want to be in a group with Shen Yan either.”
The director: …
Fine, fine!
He immediately smiled optimistically. “Looks like our guests really like this game. We already have an initial grouping plan! So, who will be paired with Shen Yan? Who will be paired with Lu Xingchuan?”
Pei Heng and Song Qianshan almost said in unison, “I’ll go with Shen Yan.”
Lu Xingchuan: …
『What’s going on? This show is so boring, openly pushing out Teacher Lu, huh.』
Pei Heng smiled. “I see that Lu Xingchuan and Xie Li seem to have already confirmed their relationship, and I like boys, so it doesn’t seem appropriate for me to be with Teacher Lu. I don’t want to be called a mistress.
“However, I’m a bit curious… if you’ve already confirmed your relationship, why are you still on a dating variety show?”
Before Lu Xingchuan could speak, Xie Li quickly smiled obediently. “President Pei, you’ve misunderstood. We haven’t confirmed any relationship. Brother Xingchuan and I are both single.”
Pei Heng nodded. “I see. So Lu Xingchuan is pursuing you unilaterally, but hasn’t succeeded yet?”
Xie Li wanted to say more, but Pei Heng had already turned to Lu Xingchuan and smiled gentlemanly. “Good luck!”
Lu Xingchuan’s expression turned even uglier.
Song Qianshan tucked her hair behind her ear. “Oh, I’m just purely uncomfortable because Teacher Lu just went into the toilet bowl. I’m just a melodramatic bitch.”
『Hahahahahaha! Take the troll’s path and leave the trolls nowhere to go.』
『Teacher Lu, go for it! Quickly get Little Li, give me sweetness, give me kisses, give me full-on action, and piss off that shameless bitch!』
『Some fans should just stop. Shen Yan already vomited on Lu Xingchuan’s face… isn’t that enough evidence?』
Song Qianshan and Pei Heng both chose Shen Yan.
What a sweet burden.
In the end, the director decided to let them play rock-paper-scissors, best of five. Song Qianshan won five in a row.
The competition began!
A milk-stick cookie, with Lu Xingchuan on one end and Pei Heng on the other. Both had expressions of facing death head-on. With the command “Competition start!”
Crunch!
Pei Heng directly took a savage bite right to the midpoint.
Chewing the cookie, he stepped back and raised both hands. “I win.”
『Hahahaha, Lu Xingchuan is completely stunned!』
『He probably wanted to eat it bite by bite, but President Pei just went straight for the simple, brutal method.』
『In close-up comparison, Pei Heng’s looks are actually not inferior to Lu Xingchuan’s.』
Xie Li stepped forward. “Congratulations, President Pei!”
Then he turned to Lu Xingchuan and smiled. “It’s okay. There will definitely be many more competitions ahead. Victory and defeat are common in battle, Brother Xingchuan. Cheer up.”
Only then did Lu Xingchuan’s somewhat dark expression improve a little.
He had originally wanted to win the competition and get a comfortable room for Xie Li to stay in, while he himself would move into Xie Li’s tiny, shabby room.
He just hadn’t expected Pei Heng to be so unorthodox, biting straight to the middle.
A bit embarrassed, Lu Xingchuan couldn’t help but mock him. “I thought the competition required eating it bite by bite.”
Pei Heng agreed wholeheartedly. “That’s exactly how I ate it… in one bite. I didn’t expect your mouth to be so small.”
『Hahahahaha, damn, this domineering CEO has a pretty sharp tongue.』
After speaking, Pei Heng ignored Lu Xingchuan’s face and turned to look at Shen Yan and Song Qianshan.
At the two ends of a single cookie stick, one end was Song Qianshan, the other was Shen Yan.
These two were honestly eating it bite by bite.
But their progress remained perfectly matched, and just as they were about to reach the midpoint, the cookie was suddenly bitten in half by both of them and fell to the floor.
There were already more than a dozen short broken cookie pieces on the ground.
Watching them finish an entire box of cookies because of the competition, the director’s eye twitched. “You should know that this game isn’t about biting the cookie in half… it’s about who reaches the cookie’s midpoint first, right?”
Another broken piece fell.
Shen Yan nodded at the director. “Don’t worry, we will definitely determine a winner.”
In the end, after Shen Yan and Song Qianshan had literally eaten five boxes of cookies provided by the production team…
Song Qianshan took the victory in this round.
Shen Yan let out a burp and looked at Lu Xingchuan. “Burp, looks like I’m going to compete with you, burp.”
The image of vomiting from just a moment ago instantly assaulted Lu Xingchuan.
Lu Xingchuan directly said to the director with a face full of disgust, “Can I withdraw?”
Having successfully lost five plus one boxes of cookies without capturing even a hint of romantic atmosphere, the director nodded weakly. “You can, but then your ranking will become last.”
Lu Xingchuan didn’t care about the ranking at all. “Then I’ll withdraw.”
Meanwhile, the result of the match between Pei Heng and Song Qianshan came out.
“In this group match, Song Qianshan first, Pei Heng second, Shen Yan third, Lu Xingchuan fourth.”
There was a pause.
A weasel visited a chicken with bad intentions, but it didn’t achieve the desired effect.
The director said gloomily, “Next, everyone go claim your rooms according to your rankings. After resting for fifteen minutes, gather on the first floor. I’ll give you a preview of the next task: you’re going to search for ingredients.
“It’s very physically demanding, so make sure you use your rest time well.”
Xie Li asked weakly, “We’re going to search for ingredients without eating first? It’s almost noon. Everyone should be hungry.”
Shen Yan and Song Qianshan both let out a burp.