"Hahah, fuckers! Now you are dead..." The main character, well, let’s just name this piece of shit "Ren," shall we?
Constantly referring to him as the MC is becoming a hassle.
Ren stood tall, clutching his weapon... as the full display of mushed goblins lay scattered across the ground, their blood pooling to create a gruesome spectacle.
Then... he turned his attention toward the towering head of the drake not far from him.
Looking up, his eyes locked onto a genuinely gorgeous woman.
’Hoh... I guess my luck is truly working now.’ He licked his lips, knowing that his fortune was absolutely unnatural.
Since he was a child, everything had always gone according to his whims.
Even if he didn’t explicitly wish for something to happen, destiny guided him along as if he were being pulled by an invisible string.
One of those vile instances occurred when he assaulted the maid who had served his family for the longest time.
That stunning, beautiful maid had been living a happy life with her husband, who was a knight commander.
She genuinely liked her profession and worked incredibly hard... but that didn’t matter to Ren.
He fucked her right in front of her spouse, ravaging her until she completely lost her sanity, while her husband pleaded and wept in agony.
He screamed trying his best to receive some grace from the hero, but it only made him push deeper to see the commander’s face in complete agony.
Fucking the shit out of his lovely wife who served the hero for a very long time...
It was truly a brutal display of a husband who got your lovely spouse ravaged by the so-called hero on a whim.
Yet, it was entirely hopeless.
Their pleas and cries were never heard; the only things that echoed through the room were the fuckers own laughter and the broken whimpers of the wife, whose eyes were bloodshot.
There were no trashy clichés about her eyes sparkling with hearts or any of those loud, absurd moans.
It was pure, unadulterated torture inflicted upon what was once a healthy, loving relationship between the maid and the knight commander.
And what happened afterward?
Well... most history written by the victors is painted as grand, golden, and completely unblemished.
The web novel spoke of conquest, glorious battles, and the passionate love between the protagonist and his women, completely omitting the dreadful atrocities they committed in the dark.
That was the reality...the loud, unchallenged voice of the winners.
He was the hero, the chosen one, so his horrific deeds were buried deep.
No one dared to speak up, and not a single ripple of dissent was made.
The maid and the knight commander died a brutal death, their severed heads impaled on spikes like lollipops right in the center of the town square.
As for the official cause of their execution? Threatening the hero, the great savior.
....
"Oops, enough with the bullshit... I’m the one in charge here." Urek interjected, breaking into the narrative screen.
[ Fuck! Let me finish introducing the lore first! How can we possibly convince the readers that you are the main character of the novel and the actual villain of the story if we don’t lay down the groundwork?! ]
"Oh shit... that’s way too much background information. Blah, blah, blah... but fine, let’s hear the rest of it."
Urek, controlling the goblin clone, was also about to reach the scene, but it would take another second. So he let the system finish the lore first.
It’s necessary to have a solid intro after all.
According to the original story, as the hero, Ren would truly shine.
He was meant to be the guiding light of a crumbling world, the one who would save the masses.
The ultimate sword and sole protector of the realm... slaying all the villains in his path.
And finally, a lovely, beautiful ending with his vast harem...
The end.
"Okay, that’s enough. There’s definitely going to be no sequel to that trash." Urek had already heard more than enough.
Even the original novel hadn’t concluded yet despite its absurd 9,999 Chapters, who knew when that supposed happy ending would actually happen anyway?
Now... it was time for reality, not daydreams.
Urek stretched his green clone’s body as his grand plan was about to unfold.
"Because I’m the villain of this novel... and the world’s final boss."
He smiled as his clones finally reached the exact location where the true journey would commence.
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HERO POV
’Ohh, now let my godly luck bless me again... make the legs of the angel above trip so her hidden pearl perfectly lands right on my lap!’
Ren had already experienced that kind of divine coincidence many times before and today would be no different.
’How I wish to taste that forbidden fruit... I’m certain it tastes sweet.’
He licked his hand again, anticipating that his newborn adventure was about to become incredibly fruitful.
Then, exactly as he had predicted.
The woman slowly walked along the steep, severed head of the drake, still looking cold as ice with her deadpan expression.
’Ohoho... there it is! Oh, heavenly luck, guide her straight to my bed!’ he roared internally.
His anticipation was burning him up from the inside while the appendage between his legs felt like a boiling pot.
"What are you staring at, you creep? You look so ug--ekk!!" the woman began... but she wasn’t able to finish what she wanted to say as her foot suddenly lost its balance on the slippery scales of the drake.
’There it is! Hoho...come to papa!’ Sen opened both of his arms wide.
Expecting to fully savor the fragrance of a beautiful woman.
But... before he could enjoy that luxury, two green mounds of flesh were all he saw.
"Keke... fucker! If there’s an ’All Blue’ in Two Piece, then there’s definitely an ’All Green’!"
That raspy voice was the last thing Ren heard before his entire world was abruptly blanketed in green.