So I'm A Villain, So What?

CUCKOLD THE HERO, the greatest plan that is slowly written by the most notorious Villain. === At the very center of the black obsidian room, a figure sat upon a massive throne. His right chin rested on his palm, while his left hand idly touched the weird-looking armrest. And if you are wondering why it was weird... well, it looked exactly like a dildo. And if you're asking who this seated entity is... well, it's me, or more specifically, the Villain. Plump, reputed to be the most notorious Villain of the web novel called “So, I'm a Villain.” which I happened to read just last night. It was an ecchi novel about a hero conquering evil forces alongside his beautiful heroines... while cuckolding those designated as the villains of his life, claiming he saved the damsels from the embrace of darkness. It was a typical hero cliché...a hypocritical, trashy protagonist who sleeps with and steals everyone else's women. And here I am... Urek Aret, the most notorious Villain. — Description from novelcodex.org