The Daily Fantasies of a Lazy Fish

Chen Wei thought graduation would be his peak, but instead he ended up lying at home. Until his phone received a mysterious text message—complete the task and get real money. Pulled into the 'Junk Room' group, he learned that the world's surface had long been riddled with holes—cultivators asked him to buy cinnabar, mages complained about rising crystal prices, and mecha repairmen sought special lubricants. To earn a living, he started taking 'cross-dimensional shopping' orders on a second-hand platform, until one meditation session, he pushed open a giant door in the gray mist and a starlight long blade fell into his hand. That night's news: a giant light scar appeared in the night sky. Chen Wei watched the group chat flood with 'Welcome back, admin' and silently closed the job-seeking app.