Global Mutation: I Turn the Tables with Calabash Hero

【Hilarious · Superpowers · Thrilling · Brotherhood】In 2025, a bizarre 'rainbow meteor shower' sweeps across the globe, triggering a 'mutation frenzy' among Earth's creatures—the neighbor's husky learns to open the fridge and steal food overnight, the square-dancing aunties transform into 'Kongfu Barbies' bending lampposts with bare hands, and even the eggs at the pancake stall start flipping themselves! Zhu Zong, a former rich second generation, faces doomsday on the third day after bankruptcy. Just as a mutant cockroach 'greets' him, a long-dormant app suddenly explodes in his mind— 'Ding! Calabash Hero Third Floor System is now online! This system integrates the essence of 'game modifiers.' Whether you're an awakened or a mutant, before me, you're just data that can be modified! HP? Modify! Attack power? Modify! Skill cooldown? Modify! What? You say this is unsportsmanlike? Bullshit! This is called 'technical flow,' understand?!' ...