Plague God of the Cultivation World: I Cultivate Thanks to My Friends

I, Li Jianhao, was a top player who grinded a free account to number one on a dead server. On the day the game shut down, I died of anger and transmigrated into the lowest-level spy in the cultivation world. Good news: I awakened a golden finger, the Plague God System. Bad news: This system wants my friends' lives. [Friend dies: randomly draw heavenly treasures] [Enemy clan exterminated: inherit all their assets] From then on, the cultivation world gained a plague god who always says 'Let's be friends.' I curse at dogs on the street, scam street vendors, and get promoted by killing my superiors. The righteous call me despicable, the demonic call me shameless, and the princess calls me low. Until the war of the three realms breaks out—when the Immortal Venerable falls, I draw his lifebound immortal artifact. On the night the Demon Emperor's clan is wiped out, I plunder his devouring divine ability. The moment the Demon Emperor self-destructs, I upgrade my 'Misfortune Aura' to [Heaven's Punishment]. When I step onto the peak over mountains of corpses and seas of blood, the strong of the three realms kneel: 'Daoist Gou, please withdraw your divine power!' I pat the big black dog beside me and grin: 'What's the rush? I haven't said my line yet—' 'Daoist, please stay, let's be friends!'