Investiture of the Gods: Mistaking Yunxiao for a Child Bride

Lin Xuan travels to the Shang dynasty's capital Zhaoge, knowing the great calamity of the Investiture of the Gods will soon doom the Shang. He binds the 'Life Master System' and encounters Yunxiao, who is descending from the mountains, mistakenly taking her as his child bride. Lin Xuan: 'Wife, the Three Xiaos will perish, Jinao Island will be destroyed, quickly withdraw from the Jie Sect!' Yunxiao: 'Husband, the Three Xiaos are powerful and have the protection of our elder brother Zhao Gongming, how could we perish?' Lin Xuan: 'Zhao Gongming? He can't even save himself.' Yunxiao: '???' Unbeknownst to Lin Xuan, the sloppy old Taoist who often comes for snacks is the Saint Tongtian, the mangy dog in the yard is the last qilin in the world, and the 'returning' child bride in his eyes is the destined fallen Lady Yunxiao...