I Am the First Human Created by Nüwa

Su Yuan has lived for three million years, utterly bored. To pass the time, he starts a livestream titled 'I Am the First Human Created by Nüwa.' The entire internet is in an uproar, thinking he's insane. Until he casually pulls out the leftover five-colored stone from mending the sky, writes secrets of the Xia Dynasty in oracle bone script, and receives an order for the elixir of immortality from Qin Shi Huang... When scientists question that human civilization is only five thousand years old, Su Yuan sneers and directly connects to Nüwa, who is patching the sky: 'Lady, this batch of humans isn't good enough. What brand of mud did you use back then?' From then on, the internet explodes, and myriad realms watch. Su Yuan says: 'Don't rush me for updates. My memoir of billions of words has only just reached the chapter on Pangu.'