Thunder Rebirth: Becoming an Emperor Through Dual Cultivation

Everyone in the world says I, Lingbao, am the most useless ant of all time! Born with a supreme innate saint body, I was treated as a mobile medicine furnace by four hypocritical immortal sects. My entire clan was slaughtered, my bones extracted, heart gouged, eyes dug out, limbs shattered, and I was thrown into the absolute death trap of Duanhun Cliff. At the brink of death, nine heavens divine lightning tempered my body, awakening the extreme contrast dual cultivation emperor system! While others spend centuries comprehending the Dao, I automatically gain cultivation by sleeping! While others risk their lives to level up, I skyrocket ten thousand realms by dual cultivating with beauties! While others need opportunities to break through, my system precisely drops all necessary divine equipment and heavenly laws! The most absurd part is—my system is not a cold mechanical voice! As my strength grows, the system evolves autonomously, eventually transforming into an extremely hot, stunning divine maiden who serves me day and night! Spirit rabbit demoness, python god empress, sect saintess, alchemy immortal venerable, secret realm goddess... Five top-tier dao companions all throw themselves at me, competing to accompany me in dual cultivation and protect my path! While others exhaust their lifespan cultivating night after night, I dual cultivate every night to achieve fleshly divinity and explosive soul growth! Even more heaven-defying—all the beauties bear offspring, each born a supreme innate prodigy, crushing all ancient geniuses from birth!