My System Is Not Very Serious

Qin Wuxin wakes up one day to find himself transmigrated into a parallel world as a down-on-his-luck loser with no house, no car, no job, and a mountain of online debt. Just as he's about to take the 'leap from the rooftop' like his predecessor, a mechanical voice rings in his mind: 'Ding! The Myriad Worlds Mission System has been bound. Newbie mission: Sing 'Lonely Warrior' to a stranger on the morning rush hour subway. Reward: Photographic memory. Time limit: 10 minutes. Countdown begins...' Thus, the most bizarre transmigrator in history is born. While others become dragon lords, he's a mission tool; while others get divine gear, his system gives him cringe-worthy tasks. But as missions deepen, he discovers each seemingly absurd task points to a hidden world truth—parallel universes are collapsing, and every completed mission brings him closer to a shocking secret. Qin Wuxin: 'So my mission is to save the world?' System: 'No, your mission is to put on this pink bunny ear headband first.' (Light-hearted comedy + urban supernatural + mystery solving, no clichés, no dragon lords, every foreshadowing pays off.)