The Unorthodox Celestial Master

Zhao Erpang, known by his Daoist name Wuji Tianzun, is a universally recognized supreme expert in the cultivation world. With one finger, he suppresses a thousand-year-old vengeful spirit; with one talisman, he incinerates evil forces for ten thousand miles; with one word, he drives back a hundred thousand yin soldiers. However—he chants pop songs to liberate souls, draws talismans like dealing poker cards, and his zombie runs a courier service. His rivals are so furious they want to ascend every time they see him. 'I call you Wuji Tianzun, but can you be serious for once?!' 'Don't rush, little serious one. Am I not being serious?'