The Living King of Hell in the Three Realms

There is a legend among the gods of the Three Realms: if a man in a suit who looks like a salesman comes to your door, do not answer, do not answer, do not answer! Do you know why Zeus went bald? Who tattooed 'Serve the Country with Loyalty' on the Buddha's back? And Hades, just because he said he wanted to take over the Eastern underworld, got a thorough beating. 'There's a little King of Hell in the underworld, but compared to the real King of Hell, sigh...'