Cultivation Through Slacking Off

Li An, a programmer from Blue Star, dies from overwork and is reborn in a cultivation world as the most useless disciple with mixed spiritual roots. While others rise before dawn to cultivate, he sleeps until noon. While others fight for opportunities, he naps under a tree. While others struggle to break through one level, he breaks through three levels in his sleep. Because he has awakened the 'Lying Flat Fish System' — the more he slacks off, the stronger he gets. Sleeping cultivates, slacking off upgrades, not trying brings rewards, but trying hard deducts points. Li An declares: In this life, I will never compete. Whoever wants to compete can compete. But the problem is — the more he slacks off, the less the cultivation world leaves him alone. A genius challenges him? Flicked away with a finger. A major sect recruits him? Rejected three times. An Nascent Soul powerhouse attacks? He tries hard once, then goes back to sleep. Li An: 'I just want to be a salted fish. Why do you insist I ascend?' A story about how lying flat is the ultimate cultivation method.