The Divine Trickster

After losing a village duel due to diarrhea, Gu Xinghe, half-dead, is abandoned in the wilderness by his clan. Watching the nine-tailed snow fox and golden-winged roc soaring on auspicious clouds, breathing mystical ice aura, Gu Xinghe realizes: fighting is exhausting—trickery is the way! Binding with the [Heavenly Secrets Bagua System], he gets daily insider scoops: "Saber-Toothed Tiger King, your queen is eloping with the White Bear Demon Emperor tonight." The tiger king, half-doubting, waits and catches them red-handed, weeping in gratitude: "Grasshopper Immortal is truly a living god!" "Mammoth Emperor, stop staring—your ancestor, sealed for 30,000 years, actually passed away long ago; in that cave is a snow demon that has possessed the body." The emperor breaks in, slays the demon, saves the clan, and elevates the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion to the state religion! True gossip never misses; false gossip traps all enemies in deadly grounds. One day, the mightiest gods and demons of the entire cultivation world gather, kowtowing respectfully to Gu Xinghe on his throne: "Please, Heavenly Secrets Ancestor, show us the path to immortality!" — Description from novelcodex.org