Journey to the West: Talk, Don't Fight

Lin Chuan, a modern stand-up comedian, gets struck by lightning? Transmigrated? Journey to the West? [System activated: Talk, Don't Fight - Host gains rage points by provoking others. The angrier the enemy, the stronger you become.] Tathagata sits on his lotus throne, looking benevolent: 'Sha Wujing, do you know your crime?' Lin Chuan smiles and takes out a microphone: 'Buddha, don't rush. First, let me tell you a story about you and the Roc.' The whole place falls silent. [Ding! Tathagata's rage points +9999, maxed out!] — Description from novelcodex.org