Planting a Turtle for the God of Mischief

Everyone knows that once the Incantation of the Golden Hoop is recited, one must obey—yes, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven who wreaked havoc in heaven personally tested it. Based on this principle, an upgraded multifunctional version appeared on the battlefield, used to counter the alliance of the Nordic pantheon and the AI legion against the Eastern pantheon. It can eavesdrop, bind souls with the golden hoop... and more uses await those destined to discover them—named: the Mystic Turtle Seal. A hundred years ago, the Great Sage smashed the spacetime tunnel with his staff. Amid the ruins, he raised a middle finger. The meaning was roughly—Old Sun will be back. A hundred years later, Loki, wearing new pants, was about to open the door. The pants vanished first. Qiongqi, holding the trousers in its mouth, glanced back at the broken stele. Behind the stele crouched a person, a blade of grass in his mouth, two holes worn through the soles of his feet, having squatted for three days without moving. In his hand, he rolled a die, turning it over and over but never landing on "go." His name is Lin Xiaoxie. Found and raised by Granny Su, given a drop of true divine blood by the descendant of Nüwa, and taught the Mystic Turtle Seal—the ancestor of the Incantation of the Golden Hoop. He specializes in lurking in the shadows of gods to pull tricks: eavesdropping, binding people, and making pants drop without warning. Those who offend our divine land, be they gods or AI, even across time and space, shall be punished. — Description from novelcodex.org