My Parents' Love Made Me a Loser?

My name is... Li Bajiao, and as my name suggests, I'm an honest and simple guy. When my mother was pregnant with me, she dreamed of a phoenix landing on a parasol tree, hence the name. But actually, my mother didn't know much about animals and plants, and mistook a rooster for a banana tree. She and my father are deeply in love, and every day they spar in the training ground from dawn to dusk. Of course, they didn't leave me out. As a result, my dantian shattered. Fortunately, I'm easygoing. My father said there's a tree in the backyard that can grant wishes, so I made wishes to it for three years. Hehe, my dream came true. After the system activated, it gave me a limited-time battle skill card—Picking from a Pocket. Using Picking from a Pocket, I not only stole letters proving that someone in the family was colluding with outsiders, but also fished out a pretty pouch, which I stuffed into my father's arms as a surprise! That night, my mother beat him up badly. It's so nice, I'm increasingly liking this feeling. After tasting the sweetness, I want to unlock more cards to experience their uses. — Description from novelcodex.org