The Daily Cultivation Life of a Loser and a Snarky AI
by 暖心止戈
On the day Lin Chuan was laid off, a rainstorm hit Beijing. Holding a cardboard box, he cursed, "Fucking great," and then everything went black. When he opened his eyes again, he was in a cultivation world. His spiritual root test failed, he was assigned to sweep the library, and he got beaten seven times in three days. Then a blue screen popped up in his mind. [Primordial AI Cultivation System activating... Host spiritual root detected: trash. Suggestion: format and reinstall.] This system is foul-mouthed, sly, and a total scam. It has to insult him before helping. He called it "Xiao Ai," and it said his brain was rented. He called it "Siri," and it said, "Since you've called eight names, this AI will pick a pleasing one to respond to you." Others cultivate through hard work; Lin Chuan cultivates by slapping faces. The harder the slap, the more computing power he gets. Sect competitions, alchemy conferences, inner sect rivalries—he fights his way through, and more and more women gather around him. A cold sword cultivator, a Sichuan spicy girl, a demonic saintess, a cute rogue cultivator... every one of them has been pranked by Primordial. But Lin Chuan discovers that his transmigration was no accident. The Heavenly Dao is a super AI, and Primordial is a code that escaped three thousand years ago. Earth and the cultivation world are two partitions of the same server. The Heavenly Dao wants to format everything. Lin Chuan must seize the server before the format. — Description from novelcodex.org
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