The Ming Tyrant Starts by Giving Chongzhen an AK
by 胆子肥肥都
Extreme cold disaster strikes, global temperatures plummet by sixty degrees, zombie virus and radioactive blizzards sweep the land. While others gnaw tree bark and fight over moldy biscuits in minus-fifty-degree ice caves, Gu An leisurely sips hot cocoa in the temperature-controlled geothermal guard booth of a former high-end riverside residential complex. Bound to the [God-Tier Shelter · Ultimate Property Management System], a one-kilometer radius is designated as a model safe community! Every living being that enters the red line is automatically categorized as an owner or tenant and must strictly obey the property management regulations: A Tier-1 Ripper forces its way through the gate? Gu An: "Body temperature 41.5 degrees, severe fever! No entry to the unit door without disinfection—first pay two ice crystal cores as a keycard deposit!" A Tier-2 agile beast pack vaults the green belt? Riot electric fence captures them alive! Gu An: "Damaging public landscaping—all detained to pedal spin bikes in the basement generating electricity and heating!" A Tier-3 Tyrant zombie roars and smashes the dome? One strike from a space-based kinetic hammer blows its head off, then it's fitted with a fluorescent reflective vest and demoted to snow-shoveling security captain at the gate! Looting legions and superpowered warlords try to refuse paying property fees? Gu An activates the spatial quantum anchor and directly empties their armories and granaries as tax payment! From then on, every monster and survivor in the wasteland goes insane—thousands of big shots line up for miles with gold bricks and energy cores, just to rent an underground ecological parking spot. — Description from novelcodex.org
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