Ascension Is Overrated, Begging Is Better

Core premise: Shen Tang, the number one grind-lord of the cultivation world, spent four hundred years grinding without ascending. Her mindset collapsed on the spot and she lay flat, binding a Lying-Flat System—the more of a salted fish she is, the faster her cultivation grows. At the sect tournament she sleeps her way to first place; in secret realm expeditions she plays dead and scavenges leftovers; when the Demon Venerable attacks her door, she rolls over and says don't be noisy. The entire cultivation world calls her trash, until the heavenly tribulation strikes and she lies there enduring all eighty-one bolts, and ascends. After ascending she discovers the immortal world is even more cutthroat than the cultivation world, so overnight she writes "A Lying-Flat Guide to Tribulation Crossing," which hits number one on the immortal world's bestseller list. The "reincarnation" in the title comes from sleep-talk she said while sleeping at the sect tournament—"Don't be noisy, I'm in a hurry to reincarnate"—which an opponent overheard and spread throughout the cultivation world, becoming her dao name: Real Man Reincarnation. — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Ascension Is Overrated, Begging Is Better — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠