Stop Chanting! I'm Throwing Lime!
by 白衫隐
【Trash-talker】+【Transmigration】+【Defeating Magic with Dirty Tricks】+【Comedic Ensemble】+【Hardcore Freeloading】 Cui Lei, the number one argumentative king of a modern auto repair shop, with a mouth tougher than his life and a physique frailer than paper, is struck by lightning and transmigrates into the 'Yingming Continent'—where people don't practice martial arts but rely on a 'resonance bone' in their throat to chant tunes and intone melodies; once they open their mouths, they can summon fire and call lightning. Unfortunately, the body he transmigrates into is the waste young master of the Wen family of Fuyu Kingdom, who was 'dislocated' by the national chime at a ceremony: unable to produce a tune or cast a spell, a 'waste' in the proper sense. But this guy has nothing else—his mouth is invincible. He can't beat anyone, but he can curse people until they vomit blood, extort them until they go bankrupt, and fool them until they count money for him; others need half a day to cast a spell, but he's already thrown a bag of slaked lime into their eyes—'Please, stop chanting! I'm throwing lime!' The entire appeal of this work is built on one contrast: this is a world where 'whoever has the loudest voice is right,' and the protagonist is the only person on the continent who completely separates 'speaking' from 'casting spells.' He doesn't level up his combat power, only his dirty tricks—mouth, crooked common sense, small tools, thick skin, plus an entire Fuyu City led astray by him. — Description from novelcodex.org
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