After a Two-Thousand-Year Cold War with My Wife

Song Rong had always considered himself a deeply steadfast and loyal demon. His very first relationship lasted three thousand years. Yet whenever anyone brought up his mysteriously elusive partner, he would always shake his head and sigh. “He and I are still in a cold war.” Friend: “How long has this situation been going on between you two?” Song Rong: “Two thousand years, I suppose.” Friend: “?” Do you have some kind of misunderstanding about the word “steadfast,” or perhaps about what a “cold war” is? His friend kindly reminded him. “Have you ever considered that the other person might have unilaterally broken up with you, and has no intention of reconciling after all these years?” Song Rong looked completely incredulous. “Impossible! That guy Gu Xuanlang has a stone head. He is definitely still waiting for me to take the initiative to find him and make up!” Friend: “And you have been waiting for over two thousand years?” Song Rong: “H-He is pretty steadfast and loyal too.” Friend:. You two are not being steadfast. You are purely long-lived. Re-examining this protracted romance, Song Rong suddenly lost his confidence, wondering if he should take the initiative to talk things out with Gu Xuanlang so they could part ways amicably. The other demon involved in the matter timely appeared to give his own account, firmly refusing to let a mere two thousand years turn him from a boyfriend into an ex-boyfriend. And another thing. Gu Xuanlang: It certainly has been protracted. Gu Xuanlang: After all, I am the stone left behind from when Nüwa patched the heavens. Gu Xuanlang: Not only protracted, but rock-hard too. Upon hearing this clarification, Song Rong flushed so intensely that a little matsutake mushroom sprouted right out of the top of his head. No, who asked you to clarify those things?! *** One-Sentence Summary: Lovers in a cold war; only longevity remains undefeated Core Theme: Pursuing a long-lasting and stable romantic relationship — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: After a Two-Thousand-Year Cold War with My Wife — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠