Am I the Only Straight Man Left in the Cultivation World?!

Synopsis: Shen Fu transmigrated into a male-oriented cultivation power fantasy novel where golden fingers were everywhere and everyone was a cheat user, becoming a cannon fodder character mentioned only in passing in the plot. After completing his few tasks, Shen Fu lay flat for several hundred years—outliving the sect master, watching his fellow disciples die one by one, and just as he was about to inherit an entire mountain of gold, the world reset. Waking up back at square one, Shen Fu’s reaction: f***! Are you messing with me?! To make matters worse, he’d been reborn right at his only plot point in the entire book—saving the protagonist Ji Yanzhi’s life when he was being hunted down. Flames roared into the sky as Shen Fu stood atop a pile of white bones. Looking down at Ji Yanzhi lying in a pool of blood, he couldn’t help but sigh: “I really owe you one… Rise again, my dragon-proud-heaven lord.” According to the script, Shen Fu was supposed to finish the job and leave immediately. But midway through, Ji Yanzhi—who had been unconscious—slowly opened his eyes. Shen Fu quickly knocked him out again and bolted. That was close. Almost got caught. He’d barely made it back to his chambers when the sect master kicked open his door and tossed a bloody youth onto his bed: “Brother, this boy has exceptional innate talent. Use him as a furnace cauldron and he’ll surely cure the strange poison in your body!” … Damn it, this wasn’t his plot! Going against the plot would trigger backlash! Shen Fu’s vision went dark as he braced himself for the plot backlash to strike him dead on the spot. But a few nights later, Shen Fu was lying in bed hugging a pile of gold and silver, waiting to die, when a strange sensation touched his lips. His pupils dilated in shock. Ji Yanzhi, who had successfully stolen a kiss, had undisguised adoration in his eyes, his cheeks flushed red from excitement: “The sect master said furnace cauldrons were born for this. Would Master like to come enjoy me?” Damn it. Something worse than plot backlash had arrived—could someone please explain why the perfectly normal dragon-proud-heaven had suddenly turned gay?! Ever since Ji Yanzhi latched onto him, Shen Fu gradually noticed that the people around him all seemed… off. The Immortal Alliance leader suddenly ended up in bed with his sworn enemy. His brothers-in-arms who were supposed to be thick as thieves came running out of the same room with their clothes in disarray. As the sole witness to all of the above, Shen Fu slowly came to realize—in this male-oriented cultivation power fantasy, he was the only straight guy left! Shen Fu lived in constant anxiety, buttoning his collar all the way up every day and keeping his distance from all males (Ji Yanzhi especially). Mini theater: One day, Shen Fu was passing by the Alliance leader’s door when he heard Ji Yanzhi’s voice inside. Curiosity piqued, he pressed his ear against the door. Alliance leader: “So you’re saying if you deliberately kiss your opponent’s mouth during a fight, they’ll kiss you back even harder?” Ji Yanzhi: “Nine times out of ten.” Senior brother: “And if a junior disciple acts all whiny and fakes being sick after sword practice, he’ll really get to soak in a hot spring with me without clothes?” Ji Yanzhi: “Works every time.” BANG—the door was kicked open as Shen Fu charged in with his sword drawn—these were all the dirty tricks Ji Yanzhi had pulled on him! That day, the entire Immortal Alliance watched as this supposedly useless rogue cultivator who could barely walk two steps without panting three times chased down the Alliance leader and the number one and number two masters of the realm for an entire night. Word has it the three of them were beaten into a panicked retreat—quite the spectacle. Content tags: younger male lead, xianxia, cultivation, transmigration into a book — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Am I the Only Straight Man Left in the Cultivation World?! — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠