Citrus-Flavored Hogwarts

[Do you want to defeat that terrifying Dark Lord?]” Are you referring to that British country bumpkin, noseless Tom?” [Then go to school!]”…Just what are you rambling about on your own?” [There are countless Delicious Maidens there!]” Wait a minute? Delicious?! Are you sure this is a magic channel and not some Hannibal’s Daily Gourmet Guide?” [Go conquer their bodies, acquire their talents, make them your servants…]” You jumped straight from Hannibal to an adult channel! I’m still a minor, hey!” [Go become the new Dark Lord!]” Hm? This System is broken!” — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Citrus-Flavored Hogwarts — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠