Elden Ring Is a Galgame — Isn’t That Common Sense?

Loran woke up in Elden Ring with 136 Intelligence. Unfortunately, the extra points overflowed into something far worse: A galgame system. Every NPC now has affection values. Every interaction changes relationships. Even terrifying bosses somehow count as “targets.” White Mask Varré thinks Loran is a perfect recruit. Kiro, a VTuber with only 9 Intelligence, just wants to stop dying. And somewhere in the Lands Between, destiny is quietly breaking. Because if Elden Ring is secretly a dating sim— Isn’t that just common sense? What to expect: - Comedy with dark fantasy elements - Elden Ring lore + absurd romance mechanics - Affection system chaos - Slow-burn relationships - Action, invasions, and terrible decisions Author Note: English is not my first language. This story is originally written in Chinese and carefully adapted into English, so some wording may occasionally feel unusual. Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy the journey through the Lands Between. — Description from novelcodex.org