Food Wars: Not about Food

“Jaden, why is it that you, at such a young age, are unbeatable in so many areas—from cooking to fighting—and are known as the ‘Duel King’? Is it because of your mastery of fundamental techniques?” “No…” “Then is it because of your talent and hard work?” “Not that either.” “Then it must certainly be because of Ms. Nakiri, who is always by your side!” “No…” Jaden glanced at the system page, which indicated the only dish he knew how to make was grilled cold noodles. Even though he knew no one would believe the truth, he spoke plainly: “It’s mainly because the opponents are too weak; they’re just making the rest of us look good!” And thus, the joke that became the year’s best humblebrag was born!