Guavajestic

​"Conquering Earth was supposed to be the hard part. Then came child support." ​To the citizens of Plata-Central, Cassian Drake (SS-Rank #2) is the ultimate high-society superhero—a white-haired, aristocratic titan in a burgundy suit who leaves carnivorous floral bouquets at battle sites. His younger brother, Zach Drake (S-Rank #4), is the explosive, streetwear-clad frontline powerhouse adored by millions for his bachelor charm and fiery combat style. ​The reality? They are royal princes from an apocalyptic realm hiding on Earth. ​Trapped in human disguise curses, their "superpowers" are actually controlled leaks of their true nightmare forms: an abyssal, acid-spitting Leviathan and an undead, sulfuric Skeletal Dragon. They thought fleeing to Earth meant a lifetime of luxury. Instead, they hit a boss battle far worse than dimensional beasts: Earth's legal and financial system. ​After a catastrophic biological anomaly results in forty-two women testing positive in paternity suits, Cassian claims total "eldritch amnesia" to save his aristocratic pride. Stripped of 92% of his hero salary by a ruthless oversight auditor named Lady Death, the proud prince is forced to put on an apron at an underground lounge, slinging drinks to pay off mounting court garnishments. ​Meanwhile, Zach lives as a carefree playboy—until Cassian's financial ruin forces SSS-Rank hero Loungs to target Zach for a mandatory marriage contract with his daughter. ​Between dodging forced matrimony, managing black-market monster harvesters, and hiding their true forms from corporate auditors, the Drake brothers are finding out that living on Earth as "heroes" is far harder than conquering it. ​ — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Guavajestic — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠